Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[FrigginWeeb]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

He's stupid.
Very, very stupid.

He thinks the europeans have a different internet.

 

[B'owl]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

He believes that it'll make him anonymous and that no one will ever find him.
His first mistake was even fucking telling us that he was going to Europe. If you don't want to be doxxed, don't reveal any information you fucking dimwit.

 

[Justtocheck]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

European Kiwis are hardcore. Autistic German kiwis will travel to Dublin drachenlord style.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Something doesn't make sense. If I were on the run from cyberbullies, would I really have time to update my delivery address on UberEats or whatever? Also, don't these sort of things require you to enter your CVV to confirm your order? How would someone have that information? He said it was charged to his account, so is there something about this process I'm ignorant on? I've never messed with this shit myself. I'm just assuming it's like ordering a pizza online.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

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You’re not going to die of unnatural causes outside of the typical freak accident Lucas. Consider your own lifestyle choices, those will get you.
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And that worked so well with the Jews.
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Ugly.

I think he's planning to suicide while blaming it on KF.

 

[BrainSand63]

At this point I don’t know which autistic doxing competition is more fun, the Gunt Hunt or the Sex Pest Quest. Truly we’ve been blessed with a harvest this year.

 

[Reaper King]

"If someone sends me more pizzas, don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

 

[Unabomber11]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

OOOOH OOOOH TEACHER I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!

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nothing. But accomplishing nothing is his standard mode of operation so steady on…

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YES

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Why?

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autism

 

[B'owl]

I think he's planning to suicide and blame it on KF.

Another troon joining the 41% would be nice.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Maybe fleeing to Ireland huh?

Do you think you can make HRT out of Potatos?

 

[Winter]

I think he's planning to suicide while blaming it on KF.

Lucas is too much of a coward. If anything, he'd plan out a suicide attempt he could survive and use that to launch into a frenzy of blaming Kiwifarms, grifting and forcing people to worship him.

OH, and don't forget the fucking press kit, complete with a video of his suicide attempt with him fake crying saying "Kiwifarms did this!!!!"

 

[Ghost of Furry Past]

Let's do some math. There are 1,800 threads in the lolcow section of kiwifarms. Of these 1,800 threads, there are 5 alleged kiwifarms-related suicides. 5/1,800*100 = 0.28. 0.28% of all lolcows have committed suicide. If we run a sooper ebil murder den then we aren't doing a very good job.

who are all 5 again? i can only remember the probably not dead Near

 

[Evilronald]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

Gives an excuse to not use the money for legal expenses like the crowdfunding goal said. The fact that you can have a gofundme for your personal expenses and it not be taxed is ridiculous. Keffals had needed a new place prior to being “swatted.”

 

[grasshoppermustard]

He wants to be doxxed again as it helps with the grifting. People in the chat were telling him not to say where he was going and he got upset at them because he has to fight the fight by standing up to you cyber bullies.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

Just another perverted dope.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

He's not. It's a grift. If he was terrified and getting PSTD from the story he obviously fabricated and is on camera contradicting himself, he wouldn't have doxed himself a day after complaining about having to go into hiding for doxing himself. It's a grift, I give him credit as taking advantage of retarded troons is really profitable as we've documented here on the farms. He knows if he orders himself a bunch of food but frames it as the evil nazis sent me dinner from all of my favorite fast food places he can keep the 100k and get more to pay off his holiday. He's making it too blatant now, as even his own followers are questioning it.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Question for the class. If Keffals is absolutely terrified for his life from the evil internet ISIS that is the dread Kiwifarms...what exactly does fleeing the continent accomplish? Does he think the Internet does not exist in the EU or some shit?

If we follow Troon logic then he is escaping the transphobic hellhole that is the Americas for the progressive lands of Europe. Thinking than all his problems will remain back in the New World, and nothing absolutely nothing will follow him to the Old World.

The truth is, he is just a grifter who swindle 100K CAD from a bunch of idiots to pay for some Euro vacations. Vacations that he is trying to hide as some attempt to hide from some made up, by himself mind you, "terrorists".

We'll see in a couple of weeks how well Lucas is able to hide while and the same visiting some of Europe's most iconic locations, because you can bet he is going to do the full tourist trap tour.

 

[Calzaghe]

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Another autistic lost to trannies. All the kid wants to do is make sonic OC's and spin.

I call 100% bullshit. The idea act prevents this discrimination And schools are terrified of cunts like this. My guess is that this bitch’s kid was mainstreamed or was going to be mainstreamed and this bitch cried about MY ESE CHILD so the school backed down. That or paperwork for IEP wasn’t completed so this psycho cried.

 

[B'owl]

who are all 5 again? i can only remember the probably not dead Near

Julie Terryberry, Chloe Sagal, Near and some people I forgot the name of

 

[MrCunt]

I truly hope he an-heroes on stream after writing another fake swatting begging for attention email by himself.
We all know it was him, the police will soon know too.