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Pendulous Dong said:
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I apologize if anyone else has done this, but I'm amazed at how fucking fat Lucas is. He's just exceedingly round and greasy.
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TFW you've got underage children in your discord who want help cutting their penises off, and you've also still got several pounds of fast food to eat.
Vyse Inglebard said:
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Another shall rise.
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Cackling Goblin Mode Activated! You haters only wish you looked this cute. TERFs seething at Queen Keffal's natural femininity.


In all seriousness, dude, brush your fucking yellow teeth, comb your matted greasy hair, and take a shower. Your face is so greasy you have oily reflections on your skin. You must smell like shit.

Placing bets on Keffal's weight gain due to running from hotel to hotel and shoveling fast food down his pig-gullet. Five bucks on 100lb/month. Keffals is nigger rich now so he can buy all the greasy fast food his little pedophile heart desires.
 
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HTTP Error 404 said:
Maybe the loser eunuch thinks if it goes to Europe, it can file human rights complaints against the farms or something?
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The last terminally online womanly fat man from North America that ran away to Europe to escape his own doings got beat up twice in Portugal within days of getting there, and all he got was a police report the kind you get for getting your bike stolen and a disfigured head.
 
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SaltAndGoldMine said:
I didn't see that the IP addresses were connected to specific users in the Pastebin.

So what they have are strings of numbers that were probably spoofed by VPN services. They have no identities attached to them, which makes them even more worthless.

They want so very badly to be intimidating mobsters, but they are so dimwitted that they look like chimpanzees flinging their shit at people behind the glass.
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Thats the funny thing, is an I.P is only one part of the puzzle. You cant just say, OH THIS I.P DID THIS and convict or even find weak evidence for something. They dont understand the definition of evidence and why its so high. Someone could very well be planting something and using that to get you convicted. It technically speaking is something but its so much of a nothingburger that its funny they think it even matters.
 
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Winter said:
Lucas has his webcam resolution all fucked up to appear thinner :story: :story: :story:
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His webcam vs my screenshot widening the screen a bit, looks closer to how he does in the news segments lmao
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The funny thing about this is that elongating his face like that makes him look less feminine, and highlights the features he should be trying to cover up - like his massive forehead and terrible hairline.

That greasy mug looks like shit either way, but at least he should be trying not to look like a troll dipped in melted lard.
 
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I'm Just A Worm said:
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TFW you've got underage children in your discord who want help cutting their penises off, and you've also still got several pounds of fast food to eat.

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Cackling Goblin Mode Activated! You haters only wish you looked this cute. TERFs seething at Queen Keffal's natural femininity.


In all seriousness, dude, brush your fucking yellow teeth, comb your matted greasy hair, and take a shower. Your face is so greasy you have oily reflections on your skin. You must smell like shit.

Placing bets on Keffal's weight gain due to running from hotel to hotel and shoveling fast food down his pig-gullet. Five bucks on 100lb/month. Keffals is nigger rich now so he can buy all the greasy fast food his little pedophile heart desires.
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That goblin face its his own fault, it wouldn't be so bad if he didn't stretch his video feed to appear thinner
 
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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south
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Hes gotta be doing this shit on purpose, right? He seriously can't be that fucking retarded, he's gotta be doing this in an attempt to constantly garner more sympathy and get more money, but I really don't see this working AT ALL in the long run because people aren't as stupid as he thinks and will catch on that he keeps revealing info on purpose.
 
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Narrowback said:
I'm not gonna lie, he looks like a faggy version of the dude Alan Rickman played in Harry Potter.

The hair does not do him any favors. It looks wet and slimy.
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shes literally making the LEVI-OH-SAAAWWWW face in that pic too lmao
 
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Kanada cilla choo said:
Hes gotta be doing this shit on purpose, right? He seriously can't be that fucking retarded, he's gotta be doing this in an attempt to constantly garner more sympathy and get more money, but I really don't see this working AT ALL in the long run because people aren't as stupid as he thinks and will catch on that he keeps revealing info on purpose.
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Her supporters will eventually run out of Mommy and Daddy's money (you know, the ones she's grooming, making donations with their allowances) and then she'll really be fucked.
 
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when they cry about how a “visible trans person” gets harassed and doxed are they back handedly acknowledging their failure to, ya know, pass?
Lucas you’re just a deranged faggot, sucking dick for updoots and pretending you are relevant to anything other than our massive howling laughter. On that count you succeed better than most. Your bolt ons are sagging and your ass looks like you’ve been long haul trucking for 25 years.
Oh forgot to add NIGGER.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I mean, the headboard is correct yes but if you compare the curtains to the one posted on Twitter the curtains in your picture seem to stop about 5" short of the floor whereas on the Twitter picture it seems to go straight into the brown hardwood of the floor without any skirting visible.
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Curtains tend to shrink just after being freshly laundered and then gradually stretch out and get longer after being hung, so that could just be an example of this.

You can iron them out to become long just after drying, but I don't think someone would bother with that for a room they rent out.

And shit this thread is fast.
 
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