Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Boopims]

I look away from this thread for a few hours and Lucas manages to dox himself again

Why do I always miss the funny moments

 

[Internet War Criminal]

How much do you want to bet that keffals was being smug and went 'Eh they doxed me one with bedsheets, trying doing that now that I'm not in a hotel, moTERFuckers.'

 

[Big moth tiddies]

>Leafs
>Grifters
>Abuses the law & takes advantage of gullible liberal sympathetic media
>Dubiously obsessed with children
>FAT
>Seething & Dialating

You just described nearly every troon in existence, minus the leaf designation

 

[Unabomber11]

To be fair, he did voluntarily remove himself from the reproductive cycle. That's gotta count for something!

NO

 

[B'owl]

Please tell me this is archived, keffals will seethe too much to allow this to stay on YouTube.

I mean, it's embed into the post and it's not on YouTube. So yeah, it's archived.

 

[Desktop User2]

Link. start at around 03:03:00.

He looks and sound really scared by all the "harassment." Fear in his eyes, a truly oppressed person.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

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All I need is 60 seconds with you Kiwi chuds and I'd break you piece by piece

This motherfucker wouldn't last 30 seconds with a user from the Beauty Parlor

No offense my fellow gorls

 

[Brutality]

To be fair, he did voluntarily remove himself from the reproductive cycle. That's gotta count for something!

He won't reproduce biologically but he's groomed more than enough confused teenagers to leave his mark

 

[mindlessobserver]

Someone better have made a clip of Keffals saying he is terrified of the United States.

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Lucas is afraid of going to the US fearing he'll get stabbed. You're planning on flying to the stab capital of the world. How ironic is that?

 

[B'owl]

Lucas should just move to Ukraine, no one knows about him in that area.

 

[Evilronald]

If he's smart he'll just stay offline the entire month in the UK and disconnect.
(This will never happen)

Financially speaking, Keffels has not had a real job in his entire life. He needs to keep the grift going to continue the streaming income. Do we have any Canadians on here? Would the gofundme money be taxable in Canada? I’m sure he’ll claims it’s “gifts” but I think it could be argued that it’s a business related income instead since the entire issue came from his streaming business.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

On their Facebook they complain about people coming into the pharmacy with COVID, and the people liking their posts are from Kentucky. There's a LinkedIn for a Matthew Sanderfoot who is a pharmacy technician at Walmart in Louisville. Pretty sure they've worked at the South Hurstbourne Lane location for 25 years.

Oh God, hurstbourne lane? That explains a lot.

 

[Winter]

Lucas has his webcam resolution all fucked up to appear thinner


His webcam vs my screenshot widening the screen a bit, looks closer to how he does in the news segments lmao

 

[Forester Moth]

Someone better have made a clip of Keffals saying he is terrified of the United States.

Why would someone stab him in the US? Isn't the fact we have guns the problem?

 

[RollinWhite]

To be fair, he did voluntarily remove himself from the reproductive cycle. That's gotta count for something!

It was inadvertent. He didn't cut his balls off for that express purpose, so no, it counts for nothing. Had that been his intention then yeah, it would have been Lucas' sole intelligent decision but alas he's never done anything non-braindead

 

[LUNEKO]

Lucas has his webcam resolution all fucked up to appear thinner
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His webcam vs my screenshot widening the screen a bit, looks closer to how he does in the news segments lmao

He does this to appear less fat, but it only makes him look like an egg since you can still tell he's fat from his cheeks and double chin, and if you look at the interview of him he's also the pastiest of whites, so he's also using lighting to change his skin color to avoid looking like the ghoul he is

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs



That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.

How the fuck is that "hundreds of dollars" worth of food? Did he eat most of it?

 

[Forester Moth]

He does this to appear less fat, but it only makes him look like an egg since you can still tell he's fat from his cheeks and double chin, and if you look at the interview of him he's also the pasties white, so he's also using lighting to change his skin color to avoid looking like the ghoul he is

Hopefully walking around in Europe for a month will help with that but I'm half expecting him to hide away in a hotel room for the entirety of the trip

 

[Violence King]

Financially speaking, Keffels has not had a real job in his entire life. He needs to keep the grift going to continue the streaming income. Do we have any Canadians on here? Would the gofundme money be taxable in Canada? I’m sure he’ll claims it’s “gifts” but I think it could be argued that it’s a business related income instead since the entire issue came from his streaming business.

Need to make sure Lucas pays his fair share.