Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[GermanPotato]

after today i’m convinced the worst thing that can happen to lucas is going out the elvis way. he’s had a past with opiates, and if that sized doordash order is a regular thing for him then it’s only a matter of time.

Keffails has rolled out of the building.

 

[Brutality]

Already deleted. If he’s leaving today, that’s a nice any% for fleeing the country. I’m sorry Ireland.

Next up is the getting car bombed by the IRA speedrun

 

[RollingRock]

Think of all that poor food that could've fed starving African children!



Remember the 6 Million Calories!

tragic

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Lucas can’t even hold MLK’s nuts. The FBI would never even consider capping his ass, he’s so insignificant. Fucking retards think that some dumbass streamer has any effect socially other than peaking people. I hope Twitter joggers beat this retard into submission.

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Ugly white boy part 37

 

[Xastur]

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Already deleted. If he’s leaving today, that’s a nice any% for fleeing the country. I’m sorry Ireland.

He already mentioned doing his own IP2 RV and is now just begging to get Ice Poseidon'd at the airport. No end in sight for the grift.

 

[Non-breath oblige]

This tweet is nothing but it made me laugh.
A brainlet pontificates about the "kiwifarms supply chain" and "schotastic violence" :

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>perma IP banned

what is a vpn and tor anyway?

 

[Buck Breaker of BUcha]

It literally makes no sense the "i was hacked" story.

How would the hacker know where to send the food? Did they also hack your device and harvest location pings keffals?

You ordered food. Played victim and posted a photo and are now lying...again.

Why has no one else brought this up? I have never used Uber Eats, so I might be mistaken, but does it not make sense that for food to be delivered to your location, that location must be known? If so, then why how come da hackurz didn't doxxxxxxxxx his location???

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

lol
Who's this mod he's been talking to?
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It was me. I'm a special hyper double secret mod.

Now that you know my secret, I have ban every last one of you.

Goodbye.

 

[Friend Drazha]

Keffails has rolled out of the building.

I was thinking of an another Elvis tho:

"You know what? I'm getting a bit hungreh, and a little Cinnabon sounds like it might just hit the spot!"

- You need to feed your brain, not your ass.

" I hope you doxx half as good as you shitpost, chud."

- Find out for yourself.

"Ho ho! I don't think you REALIZE just in what you got yourself into, chud!"

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

It all started with ratio'ing Destiny

 

[WonderWino]

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Already deleted. If he’s leaving today, that’s a nice any% for fleeing the country. I’m sorry Ireland.

Oh yeah that'll end well. Watch him get mouthy with an irish terf in a pub and get his ass beat by some pissed off irishmen who don't take kindly to his kind of attitude

and come to think of it lucas does look an awful lot like rawhead rex, and much like said monster he is repulsed by and obsessed with real women and can be driven off by one asserting herself

and come to think of it I wouldn't be surprised if lucas got off on the idea of pissing on catholic priests to baptize them into his little troon cult as well

 

[Barry Scott]

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Already deleted. If he’s leaving today, that’s a nice any% for fleeing the country. I’m sorry Ireland.

Ireland has a massive housing/accommodation crisis. There's barely even hotel rooms now since many are hosting Ukranian refugees.

Why would you choose there?

 

[D4C]

Lucas can’t even hold MLK’s nuts. The FBI would never even consider capping his ass, he’s so insignificant. Fucking retards think that some dumbass streamer has any effect socially other than peaking people. I hope Twitter joggers beat this retard into submission.

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Holy shit, it's Jim Sterling's brother separated at birth.

 

[Congle]

This nigga looks and acts like a retarded love child of Chris Chan and Ethan Ralph

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

How the fuck can one be "complicit in" a suicide?

We stand behind them and shout "DO IT! DO IT, PUSSY! NO BALLS!"

 

[Kheapathic]

Holy shit, Keffals you need to slow down because some of us need time to catch up. Don't stop, just slow down a bit so there's not 50+ new pages and like 3 stickies when I log in.

That being said; if you really want to go to Europe... Might I sugggest Portugal?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This tweet is nothing but it made me laugh.
A brainlet pontificates about the "kiwifarms supply chain" and "schotastic violence" :

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I never knew my shitposts were part of a multimedia supply chain. Wonder if I could slap that on my resume...

 

[Mr. Bubba]

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

>perma IP banned

what is a vpn and tor anyway?

Kiwifarms: Sponsored by ExpressVPN!

 

[Meltryllis]

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This has to be the most amount of featured news to be made within the Farms I have ever seen. Good job Keffals, you've made some lives happier than most.

I might be wrong about this (and I'm frankly too much of a lazy fuck to double check) but I remember Null saying a couple of months ago that he didn't want to feature Keffals twice in a row. Really goes to show how quickly Keffals has spiraled to get this much attention.