Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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WonderWino said:
Oh yeah that'll end well. Watch him get mouthy with an irish terf in a pub and get his ass beat by some pissed off irishmen who don't take kindly to his kind of attitude
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The only legit Irish I know as a friend (fuck off Boston) is a hardcore republican lesbian from the west coast who once threatened to shoot me in the face for saying "top 'o the morning".

He's gonna have a swell time.

Carbomb arc when?
 
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Kheapathic said:
Holy shit, Keffals you need to slow down because some of us need time to catch up. Don't stop, just slow down a bit so there's not 50+ new pages and like 3 stickies when I log in.

That being said; if you really want to go to Europe... Might I sugggest Portugal?
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India will be way better think about it? He is a cow now, he will be worshipped by Indians!
 
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"Yeah, I need an adapter for a Discord Penis Remover® Estrogen Pro™ Model 69."
"Aha. We've delivered to you before, haven't we?"
"Yeah, I'm in London, Ontario."
"Mr. Rob-- Ms. Sorrenti. That will be a very difficult part to obtain. And I wanna warn you that you'll need a bigger GoFundMe than the original."
"How expensive?"
"Double the price. And we are still in a cash on delivery situation. Uh, will that be a problem?"
"No, no, it's fine."
"How hot are you?"
"I got made."
"You got made. Any Kiwi involvement?"
"No. Not yet."
"Pickup is going to be in the same place you were dropped off. Do you remember where that is?"
"Yeah, I do."
"Alright. Thursday. 7:00am. Same spot. You know the rest, am I right?"

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Kheapathic said:
Holy shit, Keffals you need to slow down because some of us need time to catch up. Don't stop, just slow down a bit so there's not 50+ new pages and like 3 stickies when I log in.

That being said; if you really want to go to Europe... Might I sugggest Portugal?
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Keffals is a lolcow that has the potential to rival chris chan for most lols produced. He's terminally online and has no job so he can spend all day streaming himself picking fights with the farms or any other group of people that don't worship trannies, he's also retarded and never shuts up, so he's constantly making himself look like a clown and broadcasting it directly to us.
 
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