Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Fapcop]

LMAO! You can’t tell me the fat fuck isn’t doing it on purpose to get free food!

 

[Vindeo]

Imagine actually not looking terrible as a girl just to throw it all away and claim you're a guy whilst threatening your own life over some disgusting hunchback tranny fart porn actor

lmfao fucking stop. i can’t breathe.

 

[Very Average Redditor]

There's a non-zero chance that it was Lucas' rapey ex-boyfriend who emailed the threats that got Lucas "swatted" (still not a swatting!). He's obviously obsessed with the dude, and no normal, healthy human being would word a threatening email like that.
Just putting it out there on the off chance that it turns out to be right. I'll look like a damn Sherlock fucking Holmes.

 

[GermanPotato]

Oh dear God, we're reaching roller-coaster of death-levels. Why is this all so fucked up, millenia of evolution, disasters, fight for survival and what do we get for it? Gross stubbly tit-men with wigs tongue-fiddling and fat dog-humpers getting resources while other people are starving and dying in senseless wars. This is nauseating, the internet was a mistake.

 

[Glenallen Mixon]

The amount of nutcases sucked up in this guy's vortex is just bizarre. Is all of Canada that weird and tranny-infested, or just his area?

Anyways, could someone clarify this for me, since I'm confused - the food order he took the picture of with the curries and 7/11 slushies, the UberEats hacker ordered that, right? Why the fuck did they order such a specific collection of things? What was the reasoning? If they were trying to troll, why didn't they just send him forty-five extra anchovy pizzas? Why go the "bunch of food he likes plus several jugs of milk" route? Seems really strange to me.

And then the other orders on the account are all his, I get that. (Well, I don't get ordering three fucking helpings of cheesecake in the early hours of the morning, but obesity is a powerful thing I guess. Why was the store even open?)

 

[Catboy Ranch]

This guy used to act as biggest Internet Tough Guy out there and now he is whimpering and running all the way across the Atlantics just to catch a break for a month or so.

I know that he probably grifts from it and it probably sexualy excites him too, but HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUNNY.

He's going to Ireland to rawdog a kid.

For someone who acts so threatening and powerful, it's remarkable the site hasn't even been ddosed yet, it's clearly an exaggerated grift+Egotripping

Hopefully, Keffals, or at least his fans, learn that not all problems can be solved through Twitter ratios and getting things trending because no one gives a shit what a clearly botted horde thinks.

Even my Fillipino housecleaner knows you can DDoS anything on Cloudflare that answers a POST body. CF only "protects" you from GET floods, not push floods.

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Sad. these are the type of people who pay for lucas to vacation in ireland.

The loli emo next to the name.

Giveaway.

Everyday more sites make articles defending Keffals.
Just wish that every evidence of Keffals doing/saying questionable stuff to minors be spread en masse.
would be funny to see when other news start questioning why some news sites keep defending a sex deviant.

All it does is make it more spectacular when the cops eventually have no choice but to arrest because multiple mad parents are raising hell because the creepazoid fucked their kids.

Journos are dumber than a box of hair when it comes to troons.

 

[Evilronald]

Everyday more sites make articles defending Keffals.
Just wish that every evidence of Keffals doing/saying questionable stuff to minors be spread en masse.
would be funny to see when other news start questioning why some news sites keep defending a sex deviant.

Worry not, the more the media builds Lucas up the more enjoyable the fall will be when his behavior escalates. He’s started to get smug and have a sense of self-importance. He thinks he’s leading a movement and can influence people now.

Maybe to an extent that’s true, but getting a bunch of troons to watch your streams and donate is very different than getting them to actually leave their house and put themselves in a public place with the risk of doxxing or ridicule. I’d very much like to see if this Cloudflare protest actually happens or if Lucas is too lazy to actually get it done.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

He's got his femboy army funding his shit. There ain't shit to do in the dingleberry of Ontario so he's going to Ireland off the backs of the dimwits tossing coin at him.

Kinda interesting nosing around the donor names on his gofundme (these could all be the wrong people but I only checked out the unusual names). Thanks to the media coverage it's gone a lot wider than his femboys but they do seem to comprise the biggest donor segment.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/marguerite-arbogast

https://fr.linkedin.com/in/olivier-falconnet-4a47a5b8

https://twitter.com/gringostani?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

https://twitter.com/feministPLT?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

https://ca.linkedin.com/in/mitchell-van-ineveld-b3b909132

https://www.instagram.com/dafeola/?hl=en

https://www.linkedin.com/in/gayatri-raghu-769a9b66

 

[heathercho]

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More of this windmill tilting shit.

The plot, or the autism, thickens. I can't tell which anymore. Christ.

I'm preaching to the choir, I know, but this isn't....

Tilting at Windmills could never apply in this way. I'm sure all of us would prefer if these broken brained men didn't exist, but like they keep telling us, they do. If KF was tilting at windmills, these people wouldn't exist to make fun of.
If they intend to "tilt" at the windmill of KF, then what the actual fuck are all these dumb cunts still whining about, what... 8 years after Gamergate?
Fong-Jones is an especially dishonest, grimy piece of shit who's been around moaning about everyone since at least 2014. Everything is a problem to him, everything is a microaggression.
You're the only one tilting at shit, because you don't hang around that long if your "enemies" don't exist, dipshit, unless the problem lies completely with you.

There's absolutely no circumstance in which tilting at windmills could apply for these retards.

This is what happens when you coom your brains absolutely out of your head.

 

[Jones McCann]

I don't know if this has been posted in the last 300 pages since I checked 8 hours ago, but I do think Keffals should have a subforum, at least for the interim. He's producing so fast it's almost impossible to keep up unless your dedicating your life to reading his shenanigans. The happenings fly by so fast that it's impossible to discuss any one thing in depth or get up to speed because 3 more bombshells and another 300 posts are occuring per day. It deserves discussion at the very least. The happenings and community happening will be a best of keffals list at this rate.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Notice how Lucas ordered 3 cheesecakes at 3am? LMAO

anyways here's his FurAffinity

https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaffles/ (Archive)

@Otm Shank was really not kidding when he said Lucas had a furry phase, goddamn.
This also means he really did try to fuck Daisy...

The archive.org capture from 2015 also shows nothing.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150524090202/https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kaffles/

What is with foreign leftists wanting to talk about American politics and “republicans.” No one gives a fuck what some Canadian or British troon thinks of our laws or political parties here. I don’t get bothered by what laws they put in place in Canada, I don’t see why it’s their business what we do here. I noticed this with Peetz and every since then it seems like every foreign troon wants to commentate on the US and tell us how our 1st amendment and legal system work.

They live on twitter and twitter is US news through an establishment/leftist lens. That and it's hip to hate the US. They are infected with the leftist brainrot as much as leftists in the US are. I also think they are focusing on US politics to cope about their own country's issues. They will never be happy.

 

[cia-log]

I don't know if this has been posted in the last 300 pages since I checked 8 hours ago, but I do think Keffals should have a subforum, at least for the interim. He's producing so fast it's almost impossible to keep up unless your dedicating your life to reading his shenanigans. The happenings fly by so fast that it's impossible to discuss any one thing in depth or get up to speed because 3 more bombshells and another 300 posts are occuring per day. It deserves discussion at the very least. The happenings and community happening will be a best of keffals list at this rate.

at the rate that the keffalsverse is expanding that might happen

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

What an oddly specific amount of food. Two burgers, two what I am guessing is the curry rice, two sodas, four frozen drinks, a single sub, some order of fries it looks like, and 4 desserts. This looks like this fat cunt ordered lunch and dinner for two and then decided to grift with it. Twitter troons are frustratingly dumb to look at that food and think, "OH MY GOD, HACKS. OUR PRINCESS ISN'T SAFE.".

Its been proven, Lukas didnt order that food. Its in the Vile doxbin. However the fat fuck still ordered indian and cheesecake the same night. Hes gonna end up a deathfat, if he keeps eating the disappointment of not being a real woman away.

 

[Ishtar]

Lucas’ simps on Twitter are claiming “we can totally brings down Kiwifarms guise! Jersh is scared!”

Do these people ever…engage with reality? Like for a single moment?

People on this thread claim the reason why Lucas doesn’t have a sub forum is because he doesn’t have orbiters that warrant the broader focus I disagree having perused his Twitter and his orbiters(and having suffered for my masochism) I have to say that his orbiters/side cows are literally online tranny-ism, bread tube and the “pronouns in bio” Twitter biomass.

That is how broad his “orbit” really is. You might need an entire forum for Lucas, honestly.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Its been proven, Lukas didnt order that food. Its in the Vile doxbin. However the fat fuck still ordered indian and cheesecake the same night. Hes gonna end up a deathfat, if he keeps eating the disappointment of not being a real woman away.

Has it? Fuck me, I have shit to do on a Sunday and I miss the fresh amusement from this clown.

 

[DabOnJannies]

Lucas is taking the cat to Dublin.

Our secret doxing agent is secured. Godsneed.

Is he actually going to Dublin? That’s fucking hilarious if so.
Does he have any idea what a properly lathered up pack of paddy lads would do to a pedo tranny freak like him?

For God’s sake, the last time I visited the republic I nearly got my face rearranged because I let slip I was Protestant and fukken an Irish lass.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Its been proven, Lukas didnt order that food. Its in the Vile doxbin. However the fat fuck still ordered indian and cheesecake the same night. Hes gonna end up a deathfat, if he keeps eating the disappointment of not being a real woman away.

It's apparently a common issue with TIMs. The hormones coupled with antidepressants and lack of testicles cause weight gain. Jazz Jennings is a good and early example of this. Check out his thread. It'll make you hate the mother.

 

[Vindeo]

I don't know if this has been posted in the last 300 pages since I checked 8 hours ago, but I do think Keffals should have a subforum, at least for the interim. He's producing so fast it's almost impossible to keep up unless your dedicating your life to reading his shenanigans. The happenings fly by so fast that it's impossible to discuss any one thing in depth or get up to speed because 3 more bombshells and another 300 posts are occuring per day. It deserves discussion at the very least. The happenings and community happening will be a best of keffals list at this rate.

keffals is literally just a retarded leftist.
it would just be

maybe if lucas becomes a deathfat like 400+ lbs. but the lore really isn’t there imo. he’s just a crazy troon leftist. there are so many people like him.

meanwhile there is only one DSP and one Chris Chan.

 

[John Roberts]

>has already been swatted
>has been doxed multiple times
>talks publicly about when he's flying out of the country
>talks publicly about where he's going
>says he's buying equipment so he can IRL stream

How retarded is this dude? Is he trying to become the next Ice Poseidon? Will there be a Keffalscoin soon?

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

It's apparently a common issue with TIMs. The hormones coupled with antidepressants and lack of testicles cause weight gain. Jazz Jennings is a good and early example of this. Check out his thread. It'll make you hate the mother.

Arent most trannies on antidepressant bc of their mental illness? Tbf Id probably feel down too, if I lopped of my dick and then realized, that it wasnt the dick but autism/mental issues/insert other crazyness that caused my troubles.
Jazz Jennings mom makes me mati af. She needs to be behind bars