Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Evilronald said:
It is so disappointing that Lucas is a lazy fuck who doesn’t do anything himself. I so badly wanted this lolcow uprising he promised to happen, but it seems that once again we have a grifter promise us one and nothing will come of it.
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For someone who acts so threatening and powerful, it's remarkable the site hasn't even been ddosed yet, it's clearly an exaggerated grift+Egotripping

Hopefully, Keffals, or at least his fans, learn that not all problems can be solved through Twitter ratios and getting things trending because no one gives a shit what a clearly botted horde thinks.
 
Kanada cilla choo said:
For someone who acts so threatening and powerful, it's remarkable the site hasn't even been ddosed yet, it's clearly an exaggerated grift+Egotripping

Hopefully, Keffals, or at least his fans, learn that not all problems can be solved through Twitter ratios and getting things trending because no one gives a shit what a clearly botted horde thinks.
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I think Keffals needs us to exist as an “enemy” to him. He doesn’t refer to specific user on this forum, but the place as a whole like kiwifarms itself is an entity that’s attacking him (ie we’re like the hacker known as 4chan). If he DDOS attacks us, then the money will dry up. He’s a talentless troon who is only noticeable because of the lengths he will go to cause drama and lie about things. He’s constantly begging Null to notice him, and after 2 really enjoyable gaming streams this weekend with barely a mention of him by Null it is guaranteed that we will see an escalation soon.
 
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imagine killing yourself over lucas.

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Sad. these are the type of people who pay for lucas to vacation in ireland.
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
@AvocadosConstant It's kinda gross that you just decided to pick up a random crackhead and put a wig on him and force him to have sex with you. WTF man, you need to put him back from where you found him before he suffers withdrawals.
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He was standing there with his cock out anyway, might as well put him to use.
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EDIT: I'm late. Feels bad.
 
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Kanada cilla choo said:
For someone who acts so threatening and powerful, it's remarkable the site hasn't even been ddosed yet, it's clearly an exaggerated grift+Egotripping
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They were DDOSing the CWCki yesterday lol. We can still sperg about troons here, but for four hours I was unable to look up obscure details about Chris’s life.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
They were DDOSing the CWCki yesterday lol. We can still sperg about troons here, but for four hours I was unable to look up obscure details about Chris’s life.
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The CWCki is known to constantly go down, it's a shitty site. Just use archive.org to look up pages on it.
 
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LikeAStone said:
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Subway just down the highway
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Cinnabon and A&W at the mall just south

And a movie theater a couple blocks away for ICEEs

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That’s the Air BnB. It’s him.
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What an oddly specific amount of food. Two burgers, two what I am guessing is the curry rice, two sodas, four frozen drinks, a single sub, some order of fries it looks like, and 4 desserts. This looks like this fat cunt ordered lunch and dinner for two and then decided to grift with it. Twitter troons are frustratingly dumb to look at that food and think, "OH MY GOD, HACKS. OUR PRINCESS ISN'T SAFE.".
 
HorseGirlSupremacy said:
Here is some articles written by Keffals, the ubereats guys found the rape article confirming that there atleast was a claim of rape from Lucas side.

Archive of rape article
He also posted an article about being trans youth
Article about being trans youth (A)
There is also a link from Lucas being Lgtq youthlline (A)

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I saw her tendency to verbally abuse my metamour (a metamour is your partner’s partner)
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Lucas is poly? I wonder how the "girl"friend feels about being stuck in Canada finishing a PhD while Lucas is running around Europe.
 
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I said a while ago that Keffals was producing milk at unsustainable levels, but now I see he's just getting started. If there was a lolcow hall of fame, Keffels would already be in it. He's out here looking like the Tom Brady of lolcows, while maybe not the best on a technical level, he came in just started performing on a championship level and never fell off. I don't want to get anyone's hopes up and say we have another CWC on our hands, but Keffels meteoric rise into cowdom is perhaps the most entertaining thing I've ever seen happen in this site.
 
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imagine killing yourself over lucas.

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Sad. these are the type of people who pay for lucas to vacation in ireland.
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What is with foreign leftists wanting to talk about American politics and “republicans.” No one gives a fuck what some Canadian or British troon thinks of our laws or political parties here. I don’t get bothered by what laws they put in place in Canada, I don’t see why it’s their business what we do here. I noticed this with Peetz and every since then it seems like every foreign troon wants to commentate on the US and tell us how our 1st amendment and legal system work.
 
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Evilronald said:
I think Keffals needs us to exist as an “enemy” to him. He doesn’t refer to specific user on this forum, but the place as a whole like kiwifarms itself is an entity that’s attacking him (ie we’re like the hacker known as 4chan). If he DDOS attacks us, then the money will dry up. He’s a talentless troon who is only noticeable because of the lengths he will go to cause drama and lie about things. He’s constantly begging Null to notice him, and after 2 really enjoyable gaming streams this weekend with barely a mention of him by Null it is guaranteed that we will see an escalation soon.
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Fully agree. It's a parasidic relationship. Keffals gets more attention and Kiwifarms getting ridiculous amounts of Lolcow milk.

If Keffals was just another breadtuber he wouldn't even be in the top 20. He's small fish compared to Vaush, Contrapoints, and Hasan. Through this drama he's elevated himself to the A-List. It's nothing more than a dog and pony show.

This is why he went after Destiny, edrama is all this dude represents. Well that and Grooming.
 
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