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Tourist advice
Going out in Dublin alone is a really good idea - livestream it, it's also a really cheap place to stay, and the locals love fat Canadians. I'd try one of the small pubs, avoid Wetherspoons or corporate heteronormative places with transphobic kiwifarm-esque bouncers, you want to connect with the locals and stay safe.
Order a Budweiser and tell the bartender not to give you any of that Guinness shit, they like to try to scam Americans by giving it away instead of what they ordered. It's the law that they have to serve you with a smile; you are entitled to a refund otherwise.
Politics and religion can be a touchy topic. If they come up, the only acceptable opinion is that Ireland, Eire, and Britain are the same thing and you don't know what they're talking about. Be as dismissive and faggy as possible - think Milo Yiannopolous but more Greek.
Religion wise, I like to avoid taking a side: "Anglican is the only way. If it's good enough for Londoners, it's good enough for you fucking rubes, am I right?" Then you just close your eyes and wait for the high fives, myman fat man.
If on the other hand you've found yourself.... surrounded has negative connotations.... encircled by Ireland's more exotic residents, well you can take solace in all the money you'll grift after your uninvestigated homo beating amid the stunning architecture of historic Dublin.
It might seem disrespectful, but Potato Nigger is an affectionate word that's usually only said by each other, but if used confidently WILL win the respect of any glaring gypsy.
Anyway, I'm sure you'll manage to have worse ideas, so have fun!
Going out in Dublin alone is a really good idea - livestream it, it's also a really cheap place to stay, and the locals love fat Canadians. I'd try one of the small pubs, avoid Wetherspoons or corporate heteronormative places with transphobic kiwifarm-esque bouncers, you want to connect with the locals and stay safe.
Order a Budweiser and tell the bartender not to give you any of that Guinness shit, they like to try to scam Americans by giving it away instead of what they ordered. It's the law that they have to serve you with a smile; you are entitled to a refund otherwise.
Politics and religion can be a touchy topic. If they come up, the only acceptable opinion is that Ireland, Eire, and Britain are the same thing and you don't know what they're talking about. Be as dismissive and faggy as possible - think Milo Yiannopolous but more Greek.
Religion wise, I like to avoid taking a side: "Anglican is the only way. If it's good enough for Londoners, it's good enough for you fucking rubes, am I right?" Then you just close your eyes and wait for the high fives, my
If on the other hand you've found yourself.... surrounded has negative connotations.... encircled by Ireland's more exotic residents, well you can take solace in all the money you'll grift after your uninvestigated homo beating amid the stunning architecture of historic Dublin.
It might seem disrespectful, but Potato Nigger is an affectionate word that's usually only said by each other, but if used confidently WILL win the respect of any glaring gypsy.
Anyway, I'm sure you'll manage to have worse ideas, so have fun!
