Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
PL and suck my dick and balls in advance, but I will admit I am a flaming faggotron and I’m cool with genderspecials in my own private life. I still fucking hate Keffals, because she IS annoying, opportunistic, disingenuous, dramatic, and stupid. Also fucking gross. I know plenty of people on here do just hate Keffals for being trans & that’s their business but yes, Kerfuffle, people hate you for your personality too. Sorry you’re a fucking loser, it should bother you more that the only people who can tolerate you for more than a day are a solid decade your junior.
Keffals' personality IS being trans. Without that he's just a fat kid that really likes twitter.
 
So far, CloudFlare's response is the only right one. Just ignore them. They'll eventually cry themselves to sleep and when they wake up they'll get all cancel-happy over some other dumb shit. Never compromise, never apologize.
The DOW is currently down 500 on the day. The Keffals Contagion is spreading to all stocks!!!
 
I'm still surprised at the lack of ddosing these past few days. Every time there's some kiwi farms-related trans crisis it happens. Twitter troons need to step up their game.
The difference between Keffcucks and Byuutramps is that Byuu was from the more "Codemonkey" side of the Internet, so it was inevitable one of them would be able to cut down the Internet somehow. With Keffcucks however, the only real skill they have is bitching on Twitter while claiming that anything they don't like is "terrorism" or "Fascism"
 
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He's leaving probably the safest and most cucked nation on the planet. His nonpassable ass is going to get shivved by a towelhead within a month of getting to Europe. He will no longer have the fruity pansies of the London PD to protect him.
Canada has over twice as many intentional homicides per capita than Ireland. Not a single country in Western and Northern Europe has a higher rate of intentional homicides than Canada.
 
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Ratioed by CloudFlare, faggot.
Literally all you have to do to make it stop is quit being such an obnoxious fucking faggot and we'll get bored of you and move on. The internet is full of cows, so there will always be someone else to watch. But your brain has been fried from porn, drugs, and titty skittles, so you will always fail to grasp this simple truth.
Forgive me for being an uninformed faggot but does the whole Byuu is not dead thing come from the fact that the evidence suggesting Byuu actually joined the 48% was flimsy as fuck from the get go or did someone find activity indicating he was still alive and just DFE'd and left the internet? Genuinely curious and I cant be fucked going to another lolcow's thread to read.
Not to get too off-topic, but nobody answered so I'll summarize: Byuu has thus far not made an appearance since his alleged suicide, so if he's doing anything online, it's under a completely different identity that has no visible ties to his previous ones. Considering how the evidence against his suicide is literally every relevant government agency in both Japan and the US having no documentation of his death, and the evidence for his suicide is two people saying "dude trust me," there's no doubt in any of our minds that he didn't actually kill himself.

You can skim the highlights of the thread to see every instance of confirmation that there were no deaths of any American citizens in Japan around that timeframe, even months later in case they were slow to update. So while there's no direct confirmation from Byuu or anyone that knows him that he's alive, there's an overwhelming amount of primary sources to support it.
 
My advice to Keffals is "don't leave Canada".

Keffals doesn't seem to undestand that he is a troonigger, he doesn't understand he is a Canucuck. And he cannot function outside leafland. Canada in a nice, safe, confy country where there's a strong rule of law, a human rights tribunal (HRT) that protects troons and the government is basically Jerry Springer and will separate people from killing each other.

In Europe if you piss off the right people, they will literally have a pipe and break your orbital bone and nose. If Lucas Sorrenti treated any minor like he treats them in Canada with the same kind of bullshit he does in Canada, he would literally be culturally diversified and Null would have to close his board with a parting thread that features a video of him being bludgeoned to death by peaceful minority. Literally; unironically.

Lucas, you are not made for anywhere else-can not live anywhere else and in the interests of protecting this person who I find phenomenally facinating and very funny, stay in Canada, do your gofundme and get a little bit of money and cry more. That's all I gotta say.
For anyone who doesn't get it: It's a reference to Null's response to Ralph looking to move to Mexico, which ironically happened a week or two before the Portugal beatdown.
 
Probably this is off topic, but how is KiwiFarms holding up from dying off? Where would we go if the site does die? I feel like the site is at a constantly vulnerable state while putting more gas to the flames.
Yes I don't post often.
It's holding up because Null has basically dedicated his life, for the time being, on keeping it up. If it goes down, there is no replacement. The Telegram stuff might be a good stopgap while people try and figure out what to do in a post-Farms world. The internet dies and shrinks more every year, and the massive amount of pain Null has to go through just to keep the site up is strong evidence that we're maybe 10 years out from the Internet being replaced with Cable TV: Online, to the massive celebration of the corporations and troons.

Null has written articles on this in big publications, I think the latest relevant one was "Where the Sidewalk Ends: The Death of the Internet" for Zerohedge.

Even now I go through bookmark files I archived from older OS installs, 1, 2, 5, 10, 20 years ago. And I literally do not recognize the internet immortalized in those files. It's an entire other realm of existence, one that barely makes sense to me anymore, of forums I apparently used to spend hours on each day that do not even appear in google searches anymore, of interactive sites that only bear passing mention on reddit of what the internet used to be before we let all the normies in and they shit up the place forever, of tech or vidya sites that used to be useful before being bought by one of the 4 or 5 big tech conglomerates and absorbed into uslessness or just shut down outright. A time before tabs and adblock, when you had to be aware that when the shitty animated advertisements started spitting out Russian or Polish to refresh the page before it served you some shitty infected PDF.

And yes, the site is constantly vulnerable. There's a thread linked at the bottom of every page. "How to Support the Forum."
 
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Canada has over twice as many intentional homicides per capita than Ireland. Not a single country in Western and Northern Europe has a higher rate of intentional homicides than Canada.
Canada has 6x the population of Ireland.....

[EDIT: yes, keep Dumbing it. I acknowledge missing the 'per capita' phrase on the next page]
 
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My advice to Keffals is "don't leave Canada".

Keffals doesn't seem to undestand that he is a troonigger, he doesn't understand he is a Canucuck. And he cannot function outside leafland. Canada in a nice, safe, confy country where there's a strong rule of law, a human rights tribunal (HRT) that protects troons and the government is basically Jerry Springer and will separate people from killing each other.

In Europe if you piss off the right people, they will literally have a pipe and break your orbital bone and nose. If Lucas Sorrenti treated any minor like he treats them in Canada with the same kind of bullshit he does in Canada, he would literally be culturally diversified and Null would have to close his board with a parting thread that features a video of him being bludgeoned to death by peaceful minority. Literally; unironically.

Lucas, you are not made for anywhere else-can not live anywhere else and in the interests of protecting this person who I find phenomenally facinating and very funny, stay in Canada, do your gofundme and get a little bit of money and cry more. That's all I gotta say.
Ralph didn't have his purse stolen and his face smashed in the first time because someone recognized him on the street in Portugal. He's an insufferable gunt, and whoever beat the shit out of him and stole his purse probably had no idea who he was.

Lucas is just as insufferable as Ralph, and it's not a stretch to see him falling into the same traps as the gunt.
 
My advice to Keffals is "don't leave Canada".

Keffals doesn't seem to undestand that he is a troonigger, he doesn't understand he is a Canucuck. And he cannot function outside leafland. Canada in a nice, safe, confy country where there's a strong rule of law, a human rights tribunal (HRT) that protects troons and the government is basically Jerry Springer and will separate people from killing each other.

In Europe if you piss off the right people, they will literally have a pipe and break your orbital bone and nose. If Lucas Sorrenti treated any minor like he treats them in Canada with the same kind of bullshit he does in Canada, he would literally be culturally diversified and Null would have to close his board with a parting thread that features a video of him being bludgeoned to death by peaceful minority. Literally; unironically.

Lucas, you are not made for anywhere else-can not live anywhere else and in the interests of protecting this person who I find phenomenally facinating and very funny, stay in Canada, do your gofundme and get a little bit of money and cry more. That's all I gotta say.
Sounds like the wrong way to run a society IMO.
Keffals needs to experience the full, unadulterated Power of the Balkans.
 
It's kind of fascinating how the thought process regarding getting cloudflare to drop kf goes, literally the only reason they'd want that to happen is so that they're able to more easily actually commit the crime(?) of DDOSing, there's no other reason to do it, and yet of all things this is where they decide to pile their efforts. It's doubly fascinating when you compare how tame it at least feels as a reader ddos-wise comparing to when the byuu shit went down, was there even a decent attempt so far?

On that note, has there been any acknowledgement saying it was vile doing the hacking and posting on doxbin and maybe going after them for it?
 
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