Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Blitzsneed]

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I'm taking an all expenses paid grifting vacation in Europe. Bed sheet pics will be provided as grifting money runs out.
-fixed that for you kweefals

>I'M FEARING FOR MY LIFE
>THE ENDLESS PIZZAS ARE CLOGGING UP MY ARTERIES
>fly to europe to expand the underground diddler ring known as "Groom Club"
>most likely throw the money out of the window, because of GoFundGhettoLottery
>when the gibs run out, do another run of ripping off retards out of their money
>repeat until the paypig well has dried up
Already putting your money to good use, Lucas. But that isn't really important, since you'll probably make an ass out of yourself anyway.

 

[Kookin]

Even if KF happens to fucking die out of nowhere, EDF or r/drama will pick up the torch

EDF is dying. Their mods don't even know when it's up time to put a feature article unless they're reminded to. and reddit? Really?

 

[OMCK]

I remember working on the mod doxes’ and thinking that maybe this thread would get wild one day.

I could have never predicted this.

Shout out to all of you Kiwigglers. I haven’t had this much fun in years.

I have good memories from track-lurking this thread real early on. The snowball effect is more than just the way lolcows go, it's also the gist of the kick we get out of it. Crash faster, Lucas.

 

[Cyclonus]

Let's get our ultimate revenge by turning Wiggler into the new Pepe.

 

[BlackDragoons]

This tortured speaking is so obnoxious.
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Literally every new step he's taken after the police visit was fucking unnecessary. Null himself got swatted (actually swatted, it wasn't a cordial police visit with a knock on the door) like 3 times but stayed in the same house and didn't jump from hotel to hotel. Two psychotic trannies showed up to his house while he was taking a shit and he still stayed in the same house. Metokur has been swatted twice and the second time the cops just called him and let him know what happened.

It logically makes more sense to stay at the house the cops know you live in to prevent future incidents, but that's not what this idiot wants, he wants to keep grifting money and chasing his fantasy of getting rid of the site that archives his fuckups and calls him a man on a daily basis. He knows KF isn't behind literally anything from these last two weeks, he reads the thread and knows it was some offsite unaffiliated troll using doxbin and the like.

Lets not forget that the people who are doing this has no fucking relationship to Kiwifarms. Hes litteraly saying "Kick Jack out of his house, he's causing problems" when in reality Jack is just fucking laughing at him while Tom his other neighbor is causing all the problems.

 

[ForTheHoard]

At this point, he may have a shot at claiming refugee status in the EU.

 

[Violence King]

he really looks like dr. doofenshmirtz in drag. i can’t begin to understand how trannies can be attracted to this.

the uwu anime girl shit is getting real fuckin' tiresome.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Let's get our ultimate revenge by turning Wiggler into the new Pepe.

I tells ya, Kiwi Wiggler plushes for the next merch run!

 

[TabbyGarf]

EDF is dying. Their mods don't even know when it's up time to put a feature article unless they're reminded to. and reddit? Really?

not reddit, the website

 

[Nointey]

Even if KF happens to fucking die out of nowhere, EDF or r/drama will pick up the torch

Even if Keffals and his little Troon army were able to somehow take this site down, another site will appear and take its place. Lucas is too stupid to realize that all of this Cloudflare sperging is for nought, and that he is going to lose either way

 

[Kookin]

not reddit, the website

Looks quite faggy, but if worst comes to shove, beggars can't be choosers I suppose.

 

[Nick Gars]

As this point, Keffals' awful opsec because he's a fat blabbermouth loser is just going to make his trip to Europe worse. Dude is gonna get Hostel'd by some German snuff enthusiasts.

I wouldn't want him to die though, because that means no milk, but getting tortured a bit would make for even more hilarious streams.

Let's hope he comes back looking like this:

Look at it this way, if Lucas does get martyred (I don't think he should die, should definitely see a jail cell though), many new fountains of milk will spring forth as a result.

No matter who loses, the Kiwi Farms always wins.

 

[Rioh]

this whole thing has been a ploy to fund Lucas’ European vacation, once a thief always a thief

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

So what is their goal on this Cloudflare thing? They know Cloudflare doesn't actually host KiwiFarms, right? They are just trying to beat a brick wall that just won't budge.

Troon protest in front of 1776 Hosting when?

 

[AnOminous]

Boo hoo weep I don't want a free $100,000 to go on a European vacation, I so totally don't. Lmao this fucking grifter is so transparent. TRANSparent. See what I did there?

 

[RotPockets]

Lmao that tombstone is fucking hilarious. The throwaway cover some troons threw over the tombstone will rot or get pulled off and thrown away, but the troon's real name will forever be there in stone. Just like his skeleton will permanently be identifiable as male.

This clown cut off his dick and joined the 41% for nothing. He's literally the punchline to the you will never be a woman copypasta.

"They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there."

This one?

Or this one?

 

[Baraadmirer]

I swear at the rate we're going we're gonna create 200 pages a day.

Here is some articles written by Keffals, the ubereats guys found the rape article confirming that there atleast was a claim of rape from Lucas side.

Archive of rape article
He also posted an article about being trans youth
Article about being trans youth (A)
There is also a link from Lucas being Lgtq youthlline (A)

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First time I'm hearing the term metamour. The life of polycules is perplexing to me.

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Yesterday vs 5 days ago. Did he really just resize his face to look skinnier?

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Edit: Someone called it out
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Looks like Keffals is taking the "fat" comments a little too personally.

The amount of nutcases sucked up in this guy's vortex is just bizarre. Is all of Canada that weird and tranny-infested, or just his area?

It's because there are legal repercussions for misgendering and or going against the TRA narrative, which causes a lot of people to toe the line.

I decided to check out his Wikipedia article's source.

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a fucking :3

Wikisperging here, but that's what happens when someone uses the visual editor to reuse a citation. If the first citation is reused it'll be ":1", the second ":2", and so forth.

This one?
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Here it is voiced by a Laura Bailey AI.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

If Lucas ventures anywhere outside of the big cities in Ireland or the UK, he is going to have a hard time. Just imaging how some of those villages in the Midlands or the North would receive an obnoxious and deranged tranny.

Meh, he'll be fine. There are many many countryside trannies living their best NEET lives in Ireland, living off of disability benefit of some sort.

 

[AnOminous]

First time I'm hearing the term metamour. The life of polycules is perplexing to me.

Cucks think giving a made-up name for the bull somehow makes it cool and groovy instead of just pathetic to be a cuck.

 

[BruhSheep]

Love the desperation of actually crying for straight up deplatforming.

"Help, this one website out of millions online is making fun of me and I fear for my life! No, I can't just not visit the site! I know it's there!!"

Gargle a dick and dilate, faggot. And keep making a complete assclown of yourself in the process. At this point it's almost pathetic how much of a victim he wants to paint himself. I'm still laughing, but it's almost like laughing at a crippled retard.