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Lucas’ simps on Twitter are claiming “we can totally brings down Kiwifarms guise! Jersh is scared!”

Do these people ever…engage with reality? Like for a single moment?

People on this thread claim the reason why Lucas doesn’t have a sub forum is because he doesn’t have orbiters that warrant the broader focus I disagree having perused his Twitter and his orbiters(and having suffered for my masochism) I have to say that his orbiters/side cows are literally online tranny-ism, bread tube and the “pronouns in bio” Twitter biomass.

That is how broad his “orbit” really is. You might need an entire forum for Lucas, honestly.
@Null if you ever do it, please call it the Catboy Pound
 
Booking a ticket to Dublin, and I will be staying with a friend of mine who lives in Ireland
It's only a matter of time..
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50 pages worth of posts in about 13 hours, the milk floweth but holy cow

I only watched the stream up until the LotusEaters coverage but here's a rundown on some things I picked up on/what we know:
  • The fiance is staying in Canada
  • I'd imagine the cat will remain in Canada with the fiance so Agent KF:3-1-20 is likely out of action.
  • Keffals Uber Eats is under the name Kaylie which we knew was his first "non deadname", I guess it answers the question as to whether that is also considered a deadname which would cause a reaction similar to Lucas (Mentioned in the "My life is in danger" video at the 1:35 mark but was unsure of which of the like 8 common spellings was used [here])
  • Didn't see it mentioned but this is relevant, Keffals might not be staying in an Airbnb/Hotel at all, it was revealed in the first minute of the stream archive (Here) with the statement: "Booking a ticket to Dublin, and I will be staying with a friend of mine who lives in Ireland...[unimportant ramblings]... maybe another friend in Wales"
That might be bait as we obviously worked out that the whole Airbnb thing was seemingly a misdirection and it was just a regular hotel.
So the question is: Does any of Keffal's mods/ex mods live in Dublin/Ireland? Similarly is one of the mods from Wales? It's probably safe to pressume these "friends" are people who are in the community and potentially in positions of trust (mods etc)




Onto another subject an update on the whole Cloudflare dogpile campaign, seen about another 10 or so accusations that the CEO/T&Safety guy are KiwiFarm users from people coping.
Keffals QT'ed the CEO and since then he has been Quote Retweeted 133 times, every single one of them references KF, it's organised harassment but of course no bans will occur.
Nearly all of the QT's are carbon copies of one another, except for the one that seems to be threatening him with a Molotov cocktail:
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I can't stand these edgy reddit fags who think that being able to make a molotov is some great badge of honour. It isn't hard, if it was then it wouldn't be so popular. Also, molotovs are shit learn basic chemistry and blow yourself up like a self-respecting anarchist.
 
This is a good opportunity as any to bring up this tweet, originally posted and archived by Winter, way back on page 236 (it's really been that long).

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I've said that keffals was very likely an obnoxious, selfish, stupid asshole before transitioning, and nearly everything seen so far just continues to prove that.
Too bad Lucas, that cesspool of bacteria and diseases that now has replaced what used to be your tiny cock will always be infinitely funnier than anything you post.
 
I can't stand these edgy reddit fags who think that being able to make a molotov is some great badge of honour. It isn't hard, if it was then it wouldn't be so popular. Also, molotovs are shit learn basic chemistry and blow yourself up like a self-respecting anarchist.
Also, adding styrofoam is retarded, it makes it less effective. You're not going to make napalm that easily bud. Before some faggot starts crying about the feds, this info is freely available and was distributed by various national governments in improvised weapon guides.
 
Can we get an addendum added to the header stating once and for all that this shitwick doesn’t deserve a subforum as he isn’t really that important? I swear every 15 pages someone thinks we need spoonfeeding.
As for Lucas’s trip to anywhere, we all know he’s gonna just stay as close to tourist spots (or someone’s basement) so that he’s not in any real danger of meeting actual people. If he was in NYC he wouldn’t venture more than a couple blocks from Times Square because he’s a coward, and his own worst enemy. I’m thinking his green screening tourist videos to fake being there will give him more culture than he gets from his travels.
Also funny is the fact he said he needs to buy ANOTHER streaming setup? Since this started he’s said he bought a new computer and phone (after the “swatting”) a new laptop (for his run and hide LARP), and now another one for this adventure? Neato.
Please Lucas, get an RV and drive around Europe with your entitled self. Please. Own us by driving around playing pretend girl. That will not end badly PROMISE.
 
If Lucas ventures anywhere outside of the big cities in Ireland or the UK, he is going to have a hard time. Just imaging how some of those villages in the Midlands or the North would receive an obnoxious and deranged tranny.
If he ever visits the UK he would go straight to Brighton. It’s the bong version of San Francisco and just as needlessly expensive for reasons I’m yet to fathom.
 
Can we get an addendum added to the header stating once and for all that this shitwick doesn’t deserve a subforum as he isn’t really that important? I swear every 15 pages someone thinks we need spoonfeeding.
As for Lucas’s trip to anywhere, we all know he’s gonna just stay as close to tourist spots (or someone’s basement) so that he’s not in any real danger of meeting actual people. If he was in NYC he wouldn’t venture more than a couple blocks from Times Square because he’s a coward, and his own worst enemy. I’m thinking his green screening tourist videos to fake being there will give him more culture than he gets from his travels.
Also funny is the fact he said he needs to buy ANOTHER streaming setup? Since this started he’s said he bought a new computer and phone (after the “swatting”) a new laptop (for his run and hide LARP), and now another one for this adventure? Neato.
Please Lucas, get an RV and drive around Europe with your entitled self. Please. Own us by driving around playing pretend girl. That will not end badly PROMISE.
Why stop there ? There is many beautiful inclusive places around the World. Why go to Europe when you can go to the middle east and celebrate your troonyism with the taliban which have been staunch supporters of this endeavor, or even a Keffals tours Africa.
 
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If he ever visits the UK he would go straight to Brighton. It’s the bong version of San Francisco and just as needlessly expensive for reasons I’m yet to fathom.
His UK plan so far seems like it might be Ebbw Vale, Welsh valleys. Where one of his mods live. He's stupidly going to get his face caved in there if he's as obnoxious in real life as he is online.

Guess he might end up in Cardiff, which is pretty pozzed. But yeah, Brighton would have been his best bet.
 
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