Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Reaper King]

I find this googly-eyed fellow particularly intimidating.

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I bet he'd make a fine Wiggler.

 

[CiaphasCain]

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So basically he's saying

I need Kiwi Farms to be deleted so my entire history of doing awful shit is much harder to find

 

[Naoto]

He just can't help himself

 

[trent]

Eurogamer has decided that this site is "a transphobic hate group known as Kiwi Farms".

 

[RotPockets]

I swear at the rate we're going we're gonna create 200 pages a day.

First time I'm hearing the term metamour. The life of polycules is perplexing to me.

Looks like Keffals is taking the "fat" comments a little too personally.

It's because there are legal repercussions for misgendering and or going against the TRA narrative, which causes a lot of people to toe the line.

Wikisperging here, but that's what happens when someone uses the visual editor to reuse a citation. If the first citation is reused it'll be ":1", the second ":2", and so forth.


Here it is voiced by a Laura Bailey AI.

That was really well done.

 

[Naoto]

Eurogamer has decided that this site is "a transphobic hate group known as Kiwi Farms".

nothing wrong with hating trannies

 

[Washizu Iwao]

This tortured speaking is so obnoxious.
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Literally every new step he's taken after the police visit was fucking unnecessary. Null himself got swatted (actually swatted, it wasn't a cordial police visit with a knock on the door) like 3 times but stayed in the same house and didn't jump from hotel to hotel. Two psychotic trannies showed up to his house while he was taking a shit and he still stayed in the same house. Metokur has been swatted twice and the second time the cops just called him and let him know what happened.

It logically makes more sense to stay at the house the cops know you live in to prevent future incidents, but that's not what this idiot wants, he wants to keep grifting money and chasing his fantasy of getting rid of the site that archives his fuckups and calls him a man on a daily basis. He knows KF isn't behind literally anything from these last two weeks, he reads the thread and knows it was some offsite unaffiliated troll using doxbin and the like.
minors.

I wouldn't be suprised if Keffals faked suicide attempts for more money..

 

[Cozy]

Welp, I guess it's over for us.
We had a good run
I'm gonna miss you frens...

 

[Triple-6]

Just for a point of comparison, here is a gofundme for a little girl with LEUKEMIA in the same province/town as KEFFALS and she hasn't met her 10K goal in over 2 months of being posted now, meanwhile KEFFALS raised *100K in what a couple weeks after he got "swatted"? Only saw it due to her uncle having his own youtube channel and sharing it.

Mighty Megan is fighting Leukemia - Round 2, organized by Chantelle Meadows

Hello, my name is Chantelle Meadows and on behalf of the Patrick/Cowan … Chantelle Meadows needs your support for Mighty Megan is fighting Leukemia - Round 2

www.gofundme.com

These people are sick and twisted. Makes me so irritated that he is able to grift like this and buy shit like taco bell when people with actual issues are having a hard time meeting even small goals.



Edit: She finally met her goal, again TWO MONTHS for a 5 year old girl with Leukemia to raise 10K vs 2 weeks for a mentally ill man to raise 100K after a "swatting" to buy more TACO BELL

 

[SpergWatcher]

Its joever!

 

[BaudrillardSimp]

Wasn't that one tranny organising a protest in front of the Cloudflare HQ at 6pm today?

 

[Product Placement]

Just for a point of comparison, here is a gofundme for a little girl with LEUKEMIA in the same province/town as KEFFALS and she hasn't met her 10K goal in over 2 months of being posted now, meanwhile KEFFALS raised 200K in what a couple weeks after he got "swatted"? Only saw it due to her uncle having his own youtube channel and sharing it.

Mighty Megan is fighting Leukemia - Round 2, organized by Chantelle Meadows

Hello, my name is Chantelle Meadows and on behalf of the Patrick/Cowan … Chantelle Meadows needs your support for Mighty Megan is fighting Leukemia - Round 2

www.gofundme.com

These people are sick and twisted. Makes me so irritated that he is able to grift like this and buy shit like taco bell when people with actual issues are having a hard time meeting even small goals.

Sad that any kid has to raise money for live or death health care.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

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Inb4 he steps on an AIDS needle then human shit, contracts half a dozen new diseases, and somehow it's our fault again.

 

[RotPockets]

nothing wrong with hating trannies

I would much rather be considered Transphobic than a Transmaniac. Similar to Hydrophobia and Pyromania, it’s the opposite side of that spectrum.

 

[Cozy]

 

[Anne Hyroe]

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He just can't help himself

Obviously I don’t care if he shows Byuu’s picture, the more people know what he looks like then the more likely he’s even more widely outed for being alive. Using pictures of two people whose mental health issues and eventual suicides weren’t something they could cure by just not voluntarily posting their groomer shit on the internet though is sick.

 

[HERE YOU GO]

My take (warning: somewhat loud):

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whoaaaa.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Eurogamer has decided that this site is "a transphobic hate group known as Kiwi Farms".

Eurogamer is a shell of its former self, and it’s one step closer as being irrelevant as Game Informer

Welp, I guess it's over for us.
We had a good run
I'm gonna miss you frens...

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Vaush and Keffals crossover makes the Ethan Ralph and Keffals crossover look like child’s play. Only difference is that one has more high functioning grooming and autism mixed together.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Face down in the gutter won’t admit defeat
Though his hairs oily and black
He’s a thin skinned man with a child’s mind
And he can’t coom either way
He’s been drama for years
Suckin balls not beers
He’s a man to most he meets hey hey hey
Insidious lies and fake ass cries,
This man fake asses tears
Now his Twitter child brides sing a different tune
When we tell ‘em that they’ve been groomed
This arrogant fool breaks TOS
Won’t be nothin but pride that kills him
Will he listen no he won’t about OpSec? No
He’ll be doxed before the daylight shines
And the thoughts and prayers of a million troons
Won’t keep His amhole open.

He’s a legend to the tards
With his amhole scar
Keeps comin for the kiwi memes
He fights us, loses
Fakes up some bruises
And sucks up to Lorenz
This Canadian fool needs the ego boost
So he grooms a buncha catboy tweens
In his secret discord where he pimps hormones
This man thinks he’s a queen
Will he listen no he won’t
That’s all she wrote
He’ll be doxed before the daylight shines
But the grifted gibs of a million fools
Might keep this fag from starvin (x2)

This parody goes out to Julie Terryberry, our shed princess who’s no longer with us.
This one goes out to Chloe Segal, light burning fiercely and betrayed by his own.
This one goes out to Byuu, hiding quite alive in some gay bar somewhere, being alive.
This one goes out to my Fellow kiwis who had zero to do with any of the above
OI OI OI!

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

I find this googly-eyed fellow particularly intimidating.

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he had a little too much to drink, standard Irish tradition, but it helps with their aim tbh.