Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

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No other cow on the Farms has Main Character Syndrome THIS bad. CWC's was at least funny because he believed he had interdimensional superpowers, but Lucas talks like he's an anime protagonist IRL. He sounds like Byuu more and more every day he makes some gay masturbatory speech about how he will DEFEAT the EVIL Keewee Farmers with the power of friendship or love or some shit like that.

What's his special move name gonna be? My suggestions are:

"KIWI KASTRATOR!" (キウイクラッシャー!)
"AMHOLE ARMAGEDDON!!" (アンホール ハルマゲドン!!)
"CATBOY CRUSHER!!" (キャットボーイクラッシャー!!)

and of course, his true final ultimate attack:
"ギガハイパー メガディレーションディバイダー タコベル トイレブレイカー ストーム斬鉄拳 ドリルEX NEO スマッシャーDX!!"

He is that obnoxious third grader who always throws temper tantrums when not the centre of attention. Lucas is a literal MAN-Child.

 

[KingFrampt]

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Excellent teaser, my guy! I am very enthusiastic about all of those things. Fucking subscribed!

A former google employee and long time system engineer but still uses Nano, now that's something

 

[stalkerchild]

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Excellent teaser, my guy! I am very enthusiastic about all of those things. Fucking subscribed!

Aren't some of those things that got Keffals suspended from twitch?

 

[LUNEKO]

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I agree with this guy, please join the site, Twitter users. Nothing could possibly go wrong, this is the most effective way to defeat the KiwiFarms.

History doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Troon Keffal guard Liz Fong-Ching-Chong-Jones is about to go live on twitch to talk about Kiwifarms and Cloudflare.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

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i think i may try to record this with a screen grab. idk if it will be worth it in the end but...eh future keks

 

[CervixHammer]

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that "leftist veteran" guy has an onlyfans and other ebegging on his link tree
>amazon wishlist

 

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i think i may try to record this with a screen grab. idk if it will be worth it in the end but...eh future keks

I'm already recording lol

 

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i think i may try to record this with a screen grab. idk if it will be worth it in the end but...eh future keks

I wouldn't worry about capturing live. These people are so delusional and self-righteous they will probably think archiving it for us is some sort of bold statement rather than a convenience.

 

[zeezoo]

A former google employee and long time system engineer but still uses Nano, now that's something

to be fair being a former google employee i'd assume he lost the knowledge of how to operate terminals at all

 

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I wouldn't worry about capturing live. These people are so delusional and self-righteous they will probably think archiving it for us is some sort of bold statement rather than a convenience.

I would actually encourage someone else to record sporadically so they can provide clips as it's happening live.

 

[deso2y]

Troon Keffal guard Liz Fong-Ching-Chong-Jones is about to go live on twitch to talk about Kiwifarms and Cloudflare.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

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Fun fact: this soyboy was once employed by Google who bent over backwards to accommodate him and his unbelievably huge ego (he once even used his @google.com email to intimidate companies associated with duh ebbill Mango Ranch (ie personal reasons that go directly against the company policies) with no repercussions whatsoever), and he ended up leaving a manifesto in his goodbye email, calling out google for their ""discriminatory"" behaviour.
You literally can't please these ""people"".

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Liz the Tranny Jaw is doing his stream: https://www.twitch.tv/lizthegrey

I'm recording it just in case.

 

[murdered meat bag]

if you took twitter away it would be like dying for these ugly trannies. If they weren't so childish, it'd be sad.

 

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Shock of shocks. It's the Brianna Wu Kermit voice while he's reading a script verbatim.

This is apparently a 1080p screengrab, by the way. Somehow this software developer can't figure out how to focus a webcam.

 

[McVeigh's Revenge]

if you took twitter away it would be like dying for these ugly trannies. If they weren't so childish, it'd be sad.

Sad its not exactly the word i would use.

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

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At least he's honest compared to Lucas and the rest of his fans.

nepkinas, dood, you've been fucked over by your own movement.

Go back a few years and we were told that "gender and sex are different, and being trans is when those two things don't align". Now you've got MTF loons screeching on Twitter that they literally ARE biologically female. Of course people are going to push back against anti-science horse shit.

There are plenty of people out there who can think for themselves on any given issue. I wouldn't call myself a "conservative", and neither would you by any reasonable definition if you knew me, but I think the trans movement is fucking insane.

What's happened is, you've been conditioned to think that anyone who doesn't give you 100% of what your ideology demands (which gets more and more demanding as the months pass) is "far right", "conservative", "literally Hitler" etc. and that run of the mill American Republicans all want you to be rounded up and gassed. Yet you think it's KF users who are radicalised, when what this site mostly does is just hold up a mirror to you.

 

[Nightmare Friends]

Troon Keffal guard Liz Fong-Ching-Chong-Jones is about to go live on twitch to talk about Kiwifarms and Cloudflare.

Twitch

Twitch is the world's leading video platform and community for gamers.

www.twitch.tv

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i can't stare at this thing, even to laugh at him. he's just so ugly and his voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. the jawline on this creature is out of control too.

 

[Winter]

"I am.. transgender.."
Wow no way dood, I wouldn't have ever guessed
Imagine being Asian and still fucking up being a troon by having a baboon face shape and being ugly as fuck LMAO

I'll save you an hour of this stream:
"kiwi farmz is evil because keffals said so, pls let us ddos mango ranch plsssss"

 

[My Name is Mud]

"I am transgender"
Yeah no shit nigger, look at you. Look at this dude's chin lmao.


Also, are you sure you wanna show your bedsheets in the background there?

 

[Vanille]

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No other cow on the Farms has Main Character Syndrome THIS bad. CWC's was at least funny because he believed he had interdimensional superpowers, but Lucas talks like he's an anime protagonist IRL. He sounds like Byuu more and more every day he makes some gay masturbatory speech about how he will DEFEAT the EVIL Keewee Farmers with the power of friendship or love or some shit like that.

What's his special move name gonna be? My suggestions are:

"KIWI KASTRATOR!" (キウイクラッシャー!)
"AMHOLE ARMAGEDDON!!" (アンホール ハルマゲドン!!)
"CATBOY CRUSHER!!" (キャットボーイクラッシャー!!)

and of course, his true final ultimate attack:
"ギガハイパー メガディレーションディバイダー タコベル トイレブレイカー ストーム斬鉄拳 ドリルEX NEO スマッシャーDX!!"

Someone needs to tell Keffals that the main character usually-- okay, never exploits children, grooms them, and medicates them through the mail behind their parents' backs.

Hey Keffals, doesn't sound so good when you phrase it like that, does it? Truth hurt?