What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Bonesjones]

I have come to fully believe the "X video/event was just CGI" is being propagated by game developers, software engineers, CG special effects artists and other soy tech hive people who are assmad that people still to this day prefer conventional practical special effects over computer generated ones.

I know this sounds like a joke theory, but I'm not kidding. I fully believe this. I can absolutely see it in my mind's eye too. I can see the Reddit nigger in the comments section typing out "B-but that video was definitely CGI! My job isn't a waste of time that people almost universally look down on! I'm a real artist! CGI is so good it FOOLED YOU! REEEEEEEEEEEE."

Or the constant attempts to confuse the issue by saying composite layers of real footage is exactly the same as a horror show like Polar Express.

 

[NyQuilninja]

It’s hilarious because people will say “well people in other countries do it!”

Well people in “those countries” also bathe in cow piss, swim and drink out of polluted rivers that would make a billy goat keel over, and think snorting powedered bones gives you a bigger dick.

In the few places around the world that still eat insects. It's done out extreme food scarcity. Not because they are delicious and healthy.

So I'm not the only one who thinks this. The only one I've found so far is Dreading, but the only reason I think he may be real is that he editorializes a bit and laughs at some ridiculous things. A vast majority of the rest of them are monotone, just-the-facts kind of voices that, every now and then, will completely mispronounce a word by putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable.

I'll look around and find some examples

 

[TurdFondler]

Canada's painkiller shortage is a manufactured crisis to further demoralize the population, force vaccines onto people afraid of getting sick and also force people to advocate for privatizing medicine. The pills are all produced domestically, we're being told it's a demand issue.

The only non conspiratorial explanation is that the ongoing collapse of the healthcare system is leading to long term OTC painkiller use in people waiting on treatment.

 

[plgfarts]

I'll look around and find some examples

Scary Interesting is one that I would not be surprised to find out is just TTS. Flat, monotone, British delivery that will mispronounce words as I've described. I know there are a ton more, but that's the first one that comes to mind.

It's almost reminiscent of those Spiderman/Elsa videos that are just pumped out by some farm to harvest clicks and ad revenue. Grab some wiki article, run it through some kind of algorithm to cut out the fat, slap on some boring "creepy" background music and imagery, upload it, call it a day.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Scary Interesting is one that I would not be surprised to find out is just TTS. Flat, monotone, British delivery that will mispronounce words as I've described. I know there are a ton more, but that's the first one that comes to mind.

It's almost reminiscent of those Spiderman/Elsa videos that are just pumped out by some farm to harvest clicks and ad revenue. Grab some wiki article, run it through some kind of algorithm to cut out the fat, slap on some boring "creepy" background music and imagery, upload it, call it a day.

Yeah I've seen some that are so lazy it's just your basic Google text to speech I've seen some that seem to be corporate farmed as in you can tell that it's people but not organically made because they have big name sponsors and no internet history. Astonishing Legends podcast comes to mind almost no viewer interaction on their YouTube and it's incredibly highly polished complete with big names sponsors like Chick-fil-A. If I remember correctly the beauty makeup channels on YouTube had this problem with fake homemade channels that were really just corporate sponsored product pushers

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Your mom is part of a vast, long running conspiracy to slurp my nuts

 

[Thiletonomics]

The World Leaders (WEF included), are aware of Fluffy Ponies being a thing, and regularly browse those sites, to come up with ways to use those exact same torture methods done to Fluffies, onto real people. They're in the waiting game period of this, waiting to strike.

Or they could be trying to make Fluffies as real-life organisms, and are collaborating with PeTA to have them "release them into the wild", when the time is right, as a way to depopulate the human race. The "Fall of Cleveland" type of situation is something that the World Leaders want to make happen.

 

[The Nothingness]

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You vill eat ze bugz. But thats not a conspiracy if ots wide in the open, right?
Its cool to try new things and they taste GREAT.

"It's cool to try new things"

Smoking cigarettes was once considered a "cool new thing" so much so that doctors and cartoon characters advertised it. Funny how we haven't seen big Hollywood stars eating them in movies. Then again, if they were the bugs could be fake or they just spit them out after filming the scene.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

also force people to advocate for privatizing medicine

But that would be way too based for the Canadian government

 

[BrunoMattei]

Dear Wolfgang Revisiting Sandy Hook

Dear Wolfgang Revisiting Sandy Hook

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Requiem for the Suicided: Terrance Yeakey

Show Notes and mp3: https://www.corbettreport.com/?p=524In this edition we turn the focus of our open source investigation to Sgt. Terrance Yeakey, one of th...

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I don't 100% believe both incidents are false flags but there's some valid questions left unanswered.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Dear Wolfgang Revisiting Sandy Hook

Dear Wolfgang Revisiting Sandy Hook

www.bitchute.com

Requiem for the Suicided: Terrance Yeakey

Show Notes and mp3: https://www.corbettreport.com/?p=524In this edition we turn the focus of our open source investigation to Sgt. Terrance Yeakey, one of th...

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I don't 100% believe both incidents are false flags but there's some valid questions left unanswered.

You can't seriously believe this lol. Alex Jones just got sued for saying this and even admitted he was lying when he said it was a hoax

 

[9Style]

https://isgp-studies.com/sun-valley-meetings-of-allen-and-co

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

I fully believe that the main reason why they are pushing for electric Vehicles for civilians is for in case of a revolt they can use EMP weapons to disable any vehicles the revolters might have.

 

[who dare wins?]

a bit weird and more niche(pertaining to my country), but I do believe there was some government involvement or ASIO/ASIS actively encouraged/allowed Martin Bryant to go out and kill people in port arthur. His aiming and overall competency of his firearm is inconsistent alongside his eyewitness testimony being dodgy (the gun blew up in his arm but he somehow kept continuing to use it). His gun jammed 4 times at his friend's place but all of a sudden he was gunning people down, eyewitnesses saying they may have seen someone else there etc. It is really fucking dodgy overall and he also had been previously busted for creating and distributing animal porn a decade before but somehow did not go into jail.

 

[9Style]

I fully believe that the main reason why they are pushing for electric Vehicles for civilians is for in case of a revolt they can use EMP weapons to disable any vehicles the revolters might have.

They won't need an EMP weapon, they'll just log in to your car remotely and disable it, or remotely drive it into a tree in a "horrible accident" that happened to kill some higher up journalist or official thats not been able to be bought off.

Hackers can stop Tesla cars with just one key press

Hackers chose the electric car because it ‘is an archetype for what all cars will look like in the future,’ they said

www.independent.co.uk

 

[GreenJacket]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

Moon landing hoax conspiracies were spread by latinx catholics and Jews as a cope for the achievements of Nazi Protestant science.

 

[byuu]

I fully believe that the main reason why they are pushing for electric Vehicles for civilians is for in case of a revolt they can use EMP weapons to disable any vehicles the revolters might have.

An EMP cas disable IECs as well.

They won't need an EMP weapon, they'll just log in to your car remotely and disable it, or remotely drive it into a tree in a "horrible accident" that happened to kill some higher up journalist or official thats not been able to be bought off.

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Hackers can stop Tesla cars with just one key press

Hackers chose the electric car because it ‘is an archetype for what all cars will look like in the future,’ they said

www.independent.co.uk

Also not limited to EVs. Think of how many cars today have anti-theft protection like OnStar which can track and disable your car remotely.

 

[lostkeys]

I heard that Biden’s infrastructure bill that passed in 2021 required all vehicles manufactured after 2026 are required to have “back door kill switches” giving law enforcement capability to remotely stop your car. But I can’t find any PDF of the bill, and it’s 1000s of pages long. There are a few news articles about it, but can’t find the original source.

 

[glass_houses]

a bit weird and more niche(pertaining to my country), but I do believe there was some government involvement or ASIO/ASIS actively encouraged/allowed Martin Bryant to go out and kill people in port arthur. His aiming and overall competency of his firearm is inconsistent alongside his eyewitness testimony being dodgy (the gun blew up in his arm but he somehow kept continuing to use it). His gun jammed 4 times at his friend's place but all of a sudden he was gunning people down, eyewitnesses saying they may have seen someone else there etc. It is really fucking dodgy overall and he also had been previously busted for creating and distributing animal porn a decade before but somehow did not go into jail.

This is the first time I've heard about Bryant and animal porn. Do you have a source?

 

[PittyKitty]

Your gov hates you and wants you dead.

Soldier: i need help.
Gov: kys!