Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Ortsnay]

Isn’t Near not even dead

Yes he is.

See?

 

[B'owl]

They have no reasonable basis for this claim and are malicious liars. Basically exactly the scum this site says they are.

Every single death that this site "caused" wasn't even caused by the forum. They were all people with severe mental issues.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Hey Patrick, I’m doxing your wife (and probably you)


POWERWORD: Katie A Klepek
Birthday: September 22, 1990
Current Address: 7717 Gene Dr Wonder Lake, IL 60097

Phone Numbers:
(815) 355-2366 - Wireless
(815) 337-3992 - Landline

Patrick got a little lucky for some reason.
POWERWORD: Patrick B Klepek
Birthday: February 7, 1985 (according to him). His birthday seems to actually be sometime in January of the same year.


Thanks for the lob here Lucas.

 

[myshkin]

Why Europe? Unless Keffals plans to go underground as a 45 year old Italian woman he risks either being hatecrimed by muslims or being hatecrimed by Slavs.

Yeah, I really don't understand this move. Canada is always in the top ten of safest countries lists. Unless they are in trouble with the law, I don't see why they are running. Like isn't the UK considered TERF Island and about to experience double digit inflation?

This is an inexplicable decision.

 

[AnOminous]

If you ever wondered what a Keffals discord mod looks like.
He also got a twitchbut his steam and twitter is privated but by the same name.

Do they grow these "people" in a fucking vat somewhere? This guy could have walked out of a Stonetoss or A. Wyatt Mann cartoon as a hyperbolic exaggeration of the utter faggotry of these degenerates.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Null is paying people to post on social media?

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Hey, if paranoia is creating the comedy for us, so be it.

Within a week they'll be looking under their beds for assassins

 

[Museum Burning Rioter]

Hey, if paranoia is creating the comedy for us, so be it.

Within a week they'll be looking under their beds for assassins

they already are

they think a small community at best is some terrorist group to rival isis

 

[SFINAE]

Why would you claim your site is a fortress. God dammit welp I guess we know the next thing to happen.

Stupid nigger's website is using a simple ass websocket that could easily be connected to and scraped 24/7. Shit even has a history endpoint. The fuck is he talking about, "fortress"?

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Someone joined and got an account through the approval process over three days so that they could spam lolicon in this thread.

The correct response to this is to report it and to directly contact any active staff. Do not give them any attention. They will do this repeatedly as long as people reply and complain.

Therefore, I will temp ban anyone giving these people attention. You don't know who's doing it or why. It could be anyone for any reason. They could hate keffals and are trying to set up him. They could be completely unrelated doing it here only because the thread is featured

The only correct response is none at all.

we all know it was you posting loli
jkjk plz don't ban me

"I want to say... to all the people who have been terrorized by the Legion of Evil (Kiwifarms)..."
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"to all the people who lost a friend or a loved one..."
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"to the people who have had their lives ruined for the entertainment of sociopaths..."
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"I have your back. I am not and will never back down... until we DEFEAT the KIWI FARMS!!"
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"GO...FUND ME GRIIIIIIIIFT---"
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"SMAAAAAAASH!!"
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"FOURTY ONE PERCEEEEEEEEENT GOAL INCREASE!"

if anyone could find me a gayer anime protagonist for Lucas's next anime speech i'd appreciate it

You should consider taking your meds

 

[AnOminous]

Hey Patrick, I’m doxing your wife (and probably you)

Oh boy if it isn't Patrick Klepek, games "journalist" and shitlord extraordinaire.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

I think this faggot got doxed by the v tuber thread or the Twitch PayPal income leaks. Lol.

 

[EndertheXenocide]

When are we getting the full exploding van treatment on a local Fox news affiliate?

 

[bonezzz]

The best part about this is that the X had the idea of letting Keffal live with a compound of streamers.



Imagine: You live in a shitty camp grounds with a bunch of leftist political streamers, and all fat and filthy for they never lived anywhere where they weren't pamdered by modern tools. They all beg for more food as their gullet is never statisfied, all needing more technology, and more HRT so that they are able to give to their discord minors.

Then you see it, Keffals on an eletric wheelchair, and fat with a crowd behind her grabbing a dude in the middle. Keffals has a black veil and the crowd holding down the person chant "Kill the NEO NAZI."

"For your crimes against the troon cause and troon allah, you will have to be exacuted for saying "Keffal's is not that hot." in a twitter thread praising my looks."

She slowly rises the matchate, and quickly chops the dude's head off.

This is your life, you live in purity spiral that is the camp grounds of political streamers eating eachother.

Spoiler: Fat Slob

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for fuck sake activate windows already
https://www.youtube.com/c/Xanderhal
Xanderhal

 

[Neil]

we all know it was you posting loli
jkjk plz don't ban me

You should consider taking your meds

the joke is that lucas's tweets sound like a gay anime monologue

 

[Takodachi]

Based response.

That user mustve been banned for that.

My favourite part is how most of the replies are either "this has nothing to do with FFXIV" or "They are a grifter, dont give them attention"

 

[Just a Humble Farmer]

the joke is that lucas's tweets sound like a gay anime monologue

all of twitter is a gay anime monologue.
with no end in sight.

 

[Hokuriku]

Yeah, I really don't understand this move. Canada is always in the top ten of safest countries lists. Unless they are in trouble with the law, I don't see why they are running. Like isn't the UK considered TERF Island and about to experience double digit inflation?

This is an inexplicable decision.

Because the Canadian national "identity" is a poisonous cocktail of passive-aggressiveness, unwarranted self-importance, and unsubstantiated hysteria - usually employed in a purely reactionary form whenever someone in the US breathes the wrong way.
We're one of the most depressed and anxiety-ridden countries on the globe. Nothing about reacting to a pizza delivery by unironically crying genocide surprises me in the slightest.

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

this isnt gonna go down well here but i find it insanely cringe how most of you go out of your way to try and call keffals 'he'. if you saw her out on the street she passes fine. i bet some of you dumbfucks have typed she and quickly backspaced to make the point. dumb asf

What the fuck are you on about? Lucas wouldn't pass for shit, if you saw his shadow from arround the corner you would still think “fat dude arround the corner”.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Every single death that this site "caused" wasn't even caused by the forum. They were all people with severe mental issues.

If anything, the “unwanted attention” should have pushed someone to institutionalize or at least mentally assist these people. Obviously KF was not white knighting for these people but those close to the cows in question should have tried pull them away from the spotlight given what it was showing

 

[hoe69]

Hey, if paranoia is creating the comedy for us, so be it.

Within a week they'll be looking under their beds for assassins

idk I think she looks fine