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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
The retarded medical bag would do more harm than good if used by someone without training and practice.

IV bags aren’t useful if no knowns how to start an IV. Same with the trach tubes. Inserting a trach in the field is last resort, oropharyngeal or nasopharyngeal airways would much more appropriate but they’re LARPers who’d rather Tweet than learn things. I’ve literally never seen an Ambu bag with yellowed tubing. I won’t even get into blood borne pathogen stuff.

It doesn’t matter because it’s just LARP accessories. It’s crazy that they put so much money and time into faking. It’s understandable that they can mislead people who don’t know what they’re looking at. Everything is a performance and nothing ever gets done.
 
It doesn’t matter because it’s just LARP accessories. It’s crazy that they put so much money and time into faking. It’s understandable that they can mislead people who don’t know what they’re looking at. Everything is a performance and nothing ever gets done.
It's all fun and games until they or people inspired by them manage to cripple someone via improper use of a tourniquet.
 
It's all fun and games until they or people inspired by them manage to cripple someone via improper use of a tourniquet.
The tranny community is already well versed in the use of tourniquets to treat head wounds and mental instability, so I'm confident thats one space they won't fuck up on. What I want to see is the inevitable carnage and lawsuits when they try to use this kit on someone who isn't a trancher, like at a car crash or something.
 
The tranny community is already well versed in the use of tourniquets to treat head wounds and mental instability, so I'm confident thats one space they won't fuck up on. What I want to see is the inevitable carnage and lawsuits when they try to use this kit on someone who isn't a trancher, like at a car crash or something.
Excuse you, they're using bull castration bands.
 
Same with the trach tubes. Inserting a trach in the field is last resort, oropharyngeal or nasopharyngeal airways would much more appropriate
How would it help at all, I was wondering? Trach tubes are used when the patient can’t breath for themselves due to sedation, and are hooked to a ventilator. That’s obviously never happening in a battlefield. Would you use a tube in a case where the throat or upper airway has been shot and bleeding badly? Maybe, but how are you going to insert it without a laryngoscope (and training) anyway?

All BS anyway, they are not in a war zone and nobody is coming to attack them, and they have nothing worth defending.
 
Same with the trach tubes. Inserting a trach in the field is last resort, oropharyngeal or nasopharyngeal airways would much more appropriate but they’re LARPers who’d rather Tweet than learn things.

How would it help at all, I was wondering? Trach tubes are used when the patient can’t breath for themselves due to sedation, and are hooked to a ventilator. That’s obviously never happening in a battlefield. Would you use a tube in a case where the throat or upper airway has been shot and bleeding badly? Maybe, but how are you going to insert it without a laryngoscope (and training) anyway?

All BS anyway, they are not in a war zone and nobody is coming to attack them, and they have nothing worth defending.
Uh, pretty sure I saw a documentary film where all you need to open an airway is a pen. Plus in Three Kings they just stab that little thing into Mark Wahlberg's lung when he gets shot in the field. Maybe if you guys spent a little more time out in the field in an anarchist commune you'd realize what you have to do without the perverted creature comforts of capitalist society.
 
Might be a nitpick, but the article is incorrect (shocker). "lolcow" is not a portmanteau, it's a compound. Portmanteaus involve truncated words whereas compounds are just two words stuck together. Lol + cow = lolcow is a compound.

Sorry for late but that is flawed.lol is an acronym and while colloquially we omit the . after each letter to be absolutely correct it ahould be l.o.l. and hence lolcow written properly ought be l.o.l.cow. Now this certainly is not a compound as lol is not a 'word' per se.

To my mind I'd call it a partial abbreviation same as when you abbreviate a name formally as we see in various legal filings but then its not really the same as in the case of the name there is a space after the middle initial and before the surname.

I would actually call it a new word at this point to be honest and neither compound or portmanteau as it is written and accepted as a single word in the same way ok is (oscar kilo or o.k. originally). It also has a markedly different definition to the definitions of both lol and cow and this definition is commonly accepted.
 
Sorry for late but that is flawed.lol is an acronym and while colloquially we omit the . after each letter to be absolutely correct it ahould be l.o.l. and hence lolcow written properly ought be l.o.l.cow.
So sorry for shitting up the thread but I can’t stop myself AcTuAllY, it’s only an acronym if you say it like a word: “loll.” If you pronounce the individual letters, as in “ell-oh-ell,” it’s an initialism.
 
In addition they seem to primarily use steel targets and, while steel is great for shooter feedback, you have to deal with spall and a higher chance of ricochet. Normally this wouldn't be a problem but with their lack of range safety it's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt/killed trying to shoot a "badass" instagram video.

I'd also add that using steel targets in dry climates is the definition of a dick move.
OTOH, they have turned the area into desert so there is nothing for a spark to catch on fire because they killed all the vegetation with troon incompetence.
 
So sorry for shitting up the thread but I can’t stop myself AcTuAllY, it’s only an acronym if you say it like a word: “loll.” If you pronounce the individual letters, as in “ell-oh-ell,” it’s an initialism.

I did not know there was a difference:). People need to remember how educational this forum can be.
 
I'd also add that using steel targets in dry climates is the definition of a dick move.
OTOH, they have turned the area into desert so there is nothing for a spark to catch on fire because they killed all the vegetation with troon incompetence.
See, that was their plan all along - turning the place into a desert so they can't burn the vegetation down and no one can burn them down by igniting the dry shrubs.
 
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Penny’s still hoping to get noticed.
 
By putting a baking pan or roasting pan a couple sizes too big in the oven and having to leave the door open. IIRC they have a top of the line LG stove which couldn't have been cheap.

One of these three from the first knob's page:
● LRG3081ST
● LRG3083ST
● LRG3093ST
Standing gas stove, single oven range, stainless steel, five knobs, and their looks fit. However all of these are discontinued products and I haven't been able to find a price for them.

Why would you do this though? If you were roasting or baking you'd use either an oven dish or clay set in the oven and why would you leave the door open to let the heat escape when the whole point is to not do that?

Also why is penny buying a pistol suppressor when the only cover on the tranch is the tranch buildings themselves and the pile of alpaca shit

'hmm I wonder where that pistol range shot came from' wondered earl's fascist militia, casting wildly around the moonscape of the ranch
 
Why would you do this though? If you were roasting or baking you'd use either an oven dish or clay set in the oven and why would you leave the door open to let the heat escape when the whole point is to not do that?
You're forgetting that all of them are unbelievably stupid.
 
Why would you do this though? If you were roasting or baking you'd use either an oven dish or clay set in the oven and why would you leave the door open to let the heat escape when the whole point is to not do that?
Like I wrote in the post you quoted, oversized dishes/pans. Maybe the set that was included with the stove is too small for their numbers, maybe that set is already completely ruined and their new one is too large, I don't know. It does indeed waste a lot of heat and gas which hits an off-grid household harder, but they are fucking dumb and lack foresight.
 
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