Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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That’s one of the funny things about Lucas and his crew. They actually think that a 150 word tweet and ratios is activism.
The evolution of the ratio is perfectly indicative of Lucas' (and troons as a whole) personality and breadth of character. It used to be you and a whole bunch of other people write a semi-thought out message out denouncing someone whom you think did something wrong or tweeted a bad opinion. then it turned into a lot of people writing "ratio" under an original tweet. now it's one person writing "ratio" and a bunch of people (and bots) liking that tweet. It perfectly exemplifies the degradation of the internet. Moral of the story: troons are too lazy to tweet a single word out so they have someone else do it for them
 
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I don't think they do.

Is sending tweets the only thing they have ever done? I don't actually believe people will protest anything, not if it involves going outside or any sort of physical activity. Maybe they do really think that the blue checkmark gives them special powers.
the amount of people who actually go out and protest vs the amount of people who just say some words on twitter is actually quite hilarious. its one of the reasons why twitter trends are an awful way to decide how popular something is because you end up with situations like dashcon where nobody ends up showing up because thats too hard but talking about it on tumblr or wherever is easy.

why else do you think keffals is moving to europe instead of taking to the streets of the cloudflare main office building and demanding justice. even he is too lazy to actually protest and if he goes to europe he gets to sit on a plane and some how get doxxed in mid air after the pilot reveals that he is working for null.
 
It really is astounding how I can retroactively threaten and harass people I didn't even know existed until a few minutes ago.

I must give off Chud Tachyons that travel back in time and give trannies the sads before I discover them.
Ah, didn’t you know? The sheer force of will which each and every kiwifarmer gives off, hurts all trannies in the feels every second of every day.

Especially the ones who have not trooned out yet.

We dox and stalk people just by existing.

Unfortunately Keffals has figured out the source of our power is Cloudflare. Don’t ask me how, it is just plainly evident.

Like biblical Samson and his hair, cutting off Cloudflare will make us all weak as kittens.
 
another "#lolcowuprising"
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The evolution of the ratio is perfectly indicative of Lucas' (and troons as a whole) personality and breadth of character. It used to be you and a whole bunch of other people write a semi-thought out message out denouncing someone who you think did something wrong or tweeted a bad opinion. then it turned into a lot of people writing "ratio" under an original tweet. now it's one person writing "ratio" and a bunch of people (and bots) liking that tweet. It perfectly exemplifies the degradation of the internet. Moral of the story: troons are too lazy to tweet a single word out so they have someone else do it for them
what would these trannies do without social media?
 
God I am so tired of this faggot continuing to trend on Twitter. If he were smart he would take the GoFundMe money and disappear, but he's too addicted to attention at this point.
The only upside is he's making a fool of himself and so are all his followers.
 
The evolution of the ratio is perfectly indicative of Lucas' (and troons as a whole) personality and breadth of character. It used to be you and a whole bunch of other people write a semi-thought out message out denouncing someone who you think did something wrong or tweeted a bad opinion. then it turned into a lot of people writing "ratio" under an original tweet. now it's one person writing "ratio" and a bunch of people (and bots) liking that tweet. It perfectly exemplifies the degradation of the internet. Moral of the story: troons are too lazy to tweet a single word out so they have someone else do it for them
not even that. ratios-- internet points --mean nothing when put in juxtaposition to a compilation of the weird shit he has done lol.
 
Just looked over it, looks like some fucking gayops from a weirdo after reading this message they sent to the "victim"
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"no way! i saw your older pictures you looked like an innocent 12 year old almost when keffals started grooming you. i know you were 16 but you looked way younger and so pure. you seriously think anyone would side with a predator like keffals over you?!"

That it is considered a compliment in online trans circles to tell a teenager (and someone who was, at the time a minor in the eyes of the law) that they resemble and have the air of a literal child will never not be disgusting to me. I can see this "Maya" character following in Keffals' footsteps seeing as he already sleeps around with older men, set up lewd/NSFW accounts the minute he turned 18, and plays both sides to maximize his grifting gains.
This post was posted in the thread yesterday.

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"I grifted 90k free leafbucks and now I'm getting a free vacation to Dublin guys *sigh*"
Casual reminder that Alex, his fiancé (fiancée is the feminine form), is so cucked that he was the very first to chuck some change over into Keffals' GFM pot. :story:
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A fundraiser meant to compensate for some of the "inconveniences" he himself endured as a result of the police's visit. If you are curious as to what sort of important work this PhD candidate has to offer (or if you're feeling like getting in touch with your masochistic side), you can check out his 140 page Master's Thesis, that he dedicates to "Clara" (see page 4), entitled: "Towards A Poetics of Representation in 'London, Ontario': or, Local and Universal Passages". Alex claimed that Keffals played a part in the writing of this paper by acting as sounding board when he needed to work through his ideas. I simply cannot imagine what precious nuggets of wisdom were extracted from a mind as great as his.

From the "Summary for Lay Audience", you can safely assume that a schizo's word salad ramblings are more intelligible than this overly verbose exercise in naval gazing by an aspiring barista sociologist.
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Western University
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Leaving the country to move to Europe? He you can stay there for a few months but they're not giving you fucking asylum from Canada.
With the funds that he has on hand, I can definitely see him visa hoping between countries every 90 days....at least for a little while. Depending on the country, he's still young enough to apply for a working holiday visa but he doesn't speak any other language beyond English (so he would more or less be restricted to Anglo countries) and he doesn't really have a solid set of marketable skills that would garner him enough precious points on an immigration application.
Unless Keffals has some kind of familial tie to a European country that he can prove with the appropriate documents, I don't see Europe falling all over themselves to offer him citizenship.

Still, I expect this Euro Trip story arc to be a bountiful one. Have those Lactaid pills ready to go, lactose intolerant lads.
 
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The evolution of the ratio is perfectly indicative of Lucas' (and troons as a whole) personality and breadth of character. It used to be you and a whole bunch of other people write a semi-thought out message out denouncing someone who you think did something wrong or tweeted a bad opinion. then it turned into a lot of people writing "ratio" under an original tweet. now it's one person writing "ratio" and a bunch of people (and bots) liking that tweet. It perfectly exemplifies the degradation of the internet. Moral of the story: troons are too lazy to tweet a single word out so they have someone else do it for them
"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
what would these trannies do without social media?
Probably not be trannies.
Ah, didn’t you know? The sheer force of will which each and every kiwifarmer gives off, hurts all trannies in the feels every second of every day.

Especially the ones who have not trooned out yet.

We dox and stalk people just by existing.

Unfortunately Keffals has figured out the source of our power is Cloudflare. Don’t ask me how, it is just plainly evident.

Like biblical Samson and his hair, cutting off Cloudflare will make us all weak as kittens.
I love my powers.
 
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Hey, Owen of Manchester, New Hampshire! You don't fuck with KiwiFarms? Is it because you are a:
Retard?
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Furry?
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Fanfiction author?
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Vore fetishist?
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FNAF sperg?
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Sonic OC fag?
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or butt-ugly?
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As they say in the real Manchester, cheers!


And here I was thinking Orson Zedd was a one off. Turns out Keffals may have been the fabled Land of Milk and Honey for this entire website.
 
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Hey, Owen of Manchester, New Hampshire! You don't fuck with KiwiFarms? Is it because you are a:
Retard?
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Furry?
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Fanfiction author?
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Vore fetishist?
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FNAF sperg?
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Sonic OC fag?
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Pervert?
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or butt-ugly?
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As they say in the real Manchester, cheers!


How these retards will post their entire life online on public forums and sites and then claim people are doxing and stalking them when they get found on the same easily accessible public websites is beyond me.

Think about this trannies :
Maybe don't expose your power levels online, hmm?
 
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Hey, Owen of Manchester, New Hampshire! You don't fuck with KiwiFarms? Is it because you are a:
Retard?
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Furry?
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Fanfiction author?
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Vore fetishist?
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FNAF sperg?
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Sonic OC fag?
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Pervert?
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or butt-ugly?
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As they say in the real Manchester, cheers!


Holy shit he could pass as a Marjan Siklic look-a-like.

Come to think of it, most of these spergy faggots with a catacomb in their closet pretty much have the same exact look - shitty pseudo-bowl cut (or whatever the fuck you call it) hair, ugly unshaven beard, double-chin and eyes of a dead fish.
 
Reddit pedos continuing to seethe, incapable of responding to any fact considered wrongthink. :story:

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They're still not understanding that the intention of near's fake suicide wasn't so he could disappear, it was a vindictive move against the farms. He wanted the backlash, and knew exactly what he was doing.
another "#lolcowuprising"
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'someone said that I was funny lookin' on the Internet so I had to go into hiding'.
These people
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Hey, Owen of Manchester, New Hampshire! You don't fuck with KiwiFarms? Is it because you are a:
Retard?
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Furry?
View attachment 3639481
Fanfiction author?
View attachment 3639561
Vore fetishist?
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FNAF sperg?
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Sonic OC fag?
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Pervert?
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or butt-ugly?
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As they say in the real Manchester, cheers!


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