Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I don't even know what I should say about this one. Logic is not the Keffals gang's strong suit.
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Lucas has put himself in an unwinnable position at this point. What an absolute retard he is imploding all on his own. How do you save face when you realize KF will not be taken down. He's banging the war drum and gathering a larger and larger crowd that will witness this compete fuckup failure of a campaign. And now he's starting shit with Jai again - who by the way still hasn't paid us in full for that keffals smear-op. Since Jai won't pay time to call his troon ass out by name here too.
 
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When I first mentioned how heavily invested he is in his twitter and what a reaction it might trigger if he was banned from it, I was sperged at over muh rules (the same rules that are completely ignored in several subforums). I am now completely vindicated, the chain of reactions on his part since his twitter ban were golden. And even the highest of jannies has admitted as much on his Keffals stream.

I will now add another, similar speculation. Or a prophesy if you will. All it takes for him to re-evaluate his life choices and at least stop and think for a moment, is one real-life encounter with the right person. One person, probably someone from a non-western country who has little patience for politically approved fetish larps like his, calling him a freak and a hideous creep to his face. He will film it, but he will keep the footage to himself and try to bury that it ever happened. But it will haunt him every day. He will become increasingly erratic over it and no-one will figure out what triggered it.

Bonus points if he tries to destroy the person's life and accuses them of being an agent of kiwifarms or something and that's how that person finds out about the site.
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Keffles is so annoying I wish Null would respond by creating some fake landing page that makes it look like the site was taken down. He keeps KF down for a few hours, with Keffles and his dumb followers cheering. Then a few hours later Null brings it back online. There would be levels of coping and seething never seen before.
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And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.
 
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Please don't DDoS Kiwifarms, Keffals fans. Mainly because it's illegal, but also because the admin takes it out on me, and last time this happened he made me install Bonzi Buddy just because he thought it was funny. I'm scared now because he threatened to make me manually output Keffal's fart video in hex format if anything comes out of this Cloudflare thing.
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Now see, this actually depicts Null as a far worse monster than anything I've heard from Keffal's camp.

You poor bastard. Forcing anyone to install Bonzi Buddy is an unconscionable crime. ❤️
 
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