Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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We're coming for you? Must be so cool to brag to your friends about that. Unfortunately, 4112 100th St W, Bradenton, FL

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Pic from his alt account on Twitter. (link)

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Streetview

And if we turn it around...
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Boom.
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Well congratulations @transbecnoir. For the first time in being a member of this goofy website that makes silly jokes about people you are the first dumb motherfucker that has been caught DDOSing. The many times it's happened the standard assumption was to not even bother looking for who it was because it was easy enough to cover your tracks. In a sea of morons this truly does stand out.

I hope the internet clout was worth it.

Edit: Ah shit it's some poor kid. Hope his mom yells at him.
 
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cat merchant said:
What is it with these suburban white dudes acting like warzone-fleeing refugees?:story:

Especially when many of them live more comfortably than the average person.
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Because they've been pampered to the point they contracted "Woe is me" syndrome. They try to find ""issues"" for themselves to give a fuck about so they can bitch about it on Twatter
 
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cat merchant said:
What is it with these suburban white dudes acting like warzone-fleeing refugees?:story:

Especially when many of them live more comfortably than the average person.
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They live well enough that they have almost no conflict or issues, and resort to creating their own since hardship == strength/attention
 
Solid Hyrax said:
AMAB = Assigned male at birth.
AFAB = Assigned female at birth.
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Minor sperging but this is among the dumbest retard takes that trannies spout. And they spout a LOT of faggotry.

You aren't "assigned" a sex, you delusional cunts. You can ONLY be male or female. The doctor does not ASSIGN your sex, they merely confirm it when you're born. Tiny prick? Male. Natural vagina? Female.

That's what you are. You can whine about being "assigned" the wrong "gender" all you want, but here's true science at work: your BRAIN, which you believe to be a "female" brain but in a male body? That one is also created with XY chromosomes. Seethe harder.
 
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School of Fish said:
Someone should remind Keffals that DDoSing a website both in the U.S. and Canada is fucking illegal. It's illegal to do so under the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act in the U.S. and it's illegal to do so under Section 342 of the Criminal Code of Canada if my memory serves me correctly (don't quote me on this if I'm wrong on some details because I'm not a lawyer by the way).

If the Canadian authorities haven't found anything on his drives at this point then Keffals is definitely developing a rap sheet now at this point anyway.
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I am actually shocked they didn't find anything sus on his hard drive or any of the chat logs. That is *if* they went thru them. It's Ontario after all.
 
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Made this. I can barely tell the difference!
 
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cat merchant said:
What is it with these suburban white dudes acting like warzone-fleeing refugees? :story:

Especially when many of them live more comfortably than the average person.
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Main character syndrome, and persecution fantasy makes them feel like they have a right to their antisocial actions.

Thinks he's an epic cool dude out of some mediocre dystopian cyberpunk YA novel using his 1337 h4x0ring skills to epically pwn the oppressive dark web cyberbigot kiwichuds and has to be on the run from them as a part of le epic underground resistance.

In reality he's just a retarded kid who got swept up in Keffal's wake of internet clout and decided to take the stupidest most pathetic course of action to take up arms in defense of his cult leader.
 
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Meat Target said:
Minors are off-limits here.
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Says who? Off limits from what?
choccy milk said:
Not to be that guy but dunking on a teenager for doing stupid shit isn’t that gratifying for me. Kids are stupid. That’s not really milk.

Especially since it was likely a fake claim
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It's exactly why him being a stupid teenager why I asked that question. If his parents aren't as neglectful as they are, they could straighten that kid up and limit his Internet usage. Maybe that'll fix him.
 
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Emperor Percival Tachyon said:
Main character syndrome, and persecution fantasy makes them feel like they have a right to their antisocial actions.

Thinks he's an epic cool dude out of some mediocre dystopian cyberpunk YA novel using his 1337 h4x0ring skills to epically pwn the oppressive dark web cyberbigot kiwichuds and has to be on the run from them as a part of le epic underground resistance.

In reality he's just a retarded kid who got swept up in Keffal's wake of internet clout and decided to take the stupidest most pathetic course of action to take up arms in defense of his cult leader.
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As retarded as the term in, Chuunibyou is the perfect description of alot of these autists.
 
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