Elisa Ann Schwartz / Elisa Jordana / Kermit and Friends Podcast - Gunt-enabling host of the unpopular "Kermit and Friends" podcast; former keytarist for Cobra Starship; fame-seeking ex-girlfriend of Howard Stern Show writer Benjy Bronk

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Insanely Retarded said:
So I'm guessing that since her Andy Dick grift is falling apart she is looking for new coattails to ride, and it seems to be IP2 (probably because Andy Dick is also involved with them).
The entire thing is so bizarre, the "engagement" to Andy Dick even though she admits they've never had sex and he has sex with both men and women while he's with her. The extremely weird show (that sometimes can be nearly unwatchable) with random Q-tards calling in and fighting with middle aged women while some druggie tries to play his own songs, it's just weird, and as far as I can tell not many people watch it.
At the same time, she's managed to network and grift off of it to appear on a bunch of more established shows without being laughed off like she should be (although let's face it, her connection to Beni/Stern has helped her a lot as well as the fact that all "right leaning" grifters seem to support each other no questions asked).
Click to expand...
Don't forget the tinder profile she set up above.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Insanely Retarded and NegerJäger
This chick was Benji's ex girlfriend. Benji is a really weird guy and was (maybe still is?) producer from the Howard Stern show.

Benji wound up getting her a job on the show. Despite having this podcast which gets very few views, she has gotten plugs from Howard and his good buddy, Jimmy Kimmel. I know all that was in the OP, it's just funny finding this thread for the first time. I haven't thought about this broad in years.

Kinda surreal seeing her with a thread here.
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
Reactions: NegerJäger
wow the crossover I never expected or cared for..
1659294362316.png

chat is on point!
1659294430186.png

1659294438570.png

1659294445637.png

a little foreshadowing...
1659294458455.png
 
  • Like
  • Horrifying
Reactions: snoot booper and Fleetwood
Checked the latest Kermit and Friends and this fucking specimen "Mini Manson" was on. Seems like a cow to look out for. They/whatever the fuck even has an account here @Mini Manson 666 and has been a guest on a few Pod Awful podcasts. He gets real fuckin pissed when Elisa keeps saying his name wrong and threatens to kill her, as clipped here


Here's the whole episode which also had Andy Dick, High Pitch Eric, and some fat nobody actor guy with an IMDB page. Also Elisa clipped the threatening bit.


 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: snoot booper and Keranu
Fleetwood said:
Checked the latest Kermit and Friends and this fucking specimen "Mini Manson" was on. Seems like a cow to look out for. They/whatever the fuck even has an account here @Mini Manson 666 and has been a guest on a few Pod Awful podcasts. He gets real fuckin pissed when Elisa keeps saying his name wrong and threatens to kill her, as clipped here


Here's the whole episode which also had Andy Dick, High Pitch Eric, and some fat nobody actor guy with an IMDB page. Also Elisa clipped the threatening bit.


Click to expand...
Good trash fire. That guy is completely out of his mind, and that is saying something in a show full of Stern wack pack reject weirdos and Andy Dick.
I saw Mini Mason once when I made the mistake of watching pod awful but he was nowhere near this unhinged. I'm convinced this guy will end up doing some weird shit.
Caesare said:
This chick was Benji's ex girlfriend. Benji is a really weird guy and was (maybe still is?) producer from the Howard Stern show.
Click to expand...
I thought he had left the show like most other regular staffers have in the last few years, but after a quick search it seems he's still there. AFAIK (and this from a clip or two I've watched over the last couple years) they used him as a "Trump voter"/"right wing" guy to drill and humiliate every once in a while on air whenever Howard wanted to feel superior, no idea if that is still the case.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Keranu, Caesare and Fleetwood
Insanely Retarded said:
Good trash fire. That guy is completely out of his mind, and that is saying something in a show full of Stern wack pack reject weirdos and Andy Dick.
I saw Mini Mason once when I made the mistake of watching pod awful but he was nowhere near this unhinged. I'm convinced this guy will end up doing some weird shit.
Click to expand...
Oh it's far worse than I thought...
From https://en.everybodywiki.com/Mini_Manson archive.ph/cFICM

Andrew Paul Roach (born July 30, 1969), mostly known by his stage name Mini Manson, is an American entertainer, comedian, artist, and YouTuber who first began appearing on the video-sharing website YouTube in late October 2021 He was born a female intersex, but underwent a sex reassignment operation in 2016, removing his female breasts. Roach resides in his hometown of Chicago. He is openly gay as a transgender man, and has admitted his attraction towards Marilyn Manson. He has no children and is not married.

Also MM has been on some Cyraxx related podcasts, this really is a multi cow pile up disaster.

Mini Mason also posted this reddit screenshot on twitter but it looks like it may be their own sock account.

1660306887282.png
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
Reactions: Insanely Retarded
Cymophane said:
wow this was pretty hard to watch .
View attachment 3594816
Captain goes in for a kiss and is rejected.
View attachment 3594851
Click to expand...
Wow this is great, why doesn't she pull away? Why doesn't she do anything other than just sitting still and looking at him? I guess he was pretty drunk and it took him a bit to figure out that she wasn't reciprocating or something? But still, it's weird on all fronts. Where was this streamed?
Fleetwood said:
Oh it's far worse than I thought...
From https://en.everybodywiki.com/Mini_Manson archive.ph/cFICM

Andrew Paul Roach (born July 30, 1969), mostly known by his stage name Mini Manson, is an American entertainer, comedian, artist, and YouTuber who first began appearing on the video-sharing website YouTube in late October 2021 He was born a female intersex, but underwent a sex reassignment operation in 2016, removing his female breasts. Roach resides in his hometown of Chicago. He is openly gay as a transgender man, and has admitted his attraction towards Marilyn Manson. He has no children and is not married.

Also MM has been on some Cyraxx related podcasts, this really is a multi cow pile up disaster.

Mini Mason also posted this reddit screenshot on twitter but it looks like it may be their own sock account.

View attachment 3591817
Click to expand...
I'm convinced that this guy is going to end up some pretty fucked up shit
The most shocking thing about this is not that he was a troon or whatever he is, but that he is 53 years old? And he's managed to stay off the internet until late 2021?
Nothing about this person makes sense, it seems he actually wants to become famous for being a cow?
 
  • Like
Reactions: snoot booper and Fleetwood
Insanely Retarded said:
Wow this is great, why doesn't she pull away? Why doesn't she do anything other than just sitting still and looking at him? I guess he was pretty drunk and it took him a bit to figure out that she wasn't reciprocating or something? But still, it's weird on all fronts. Where was this streamed?
Click to expand...
Yeah I don't really know whats going on with them, probably just using him , I saw this on Captain's stream it was dusk, its hard to say what time since all they do is hang out drink and grift for donations.
this was from thursday but tbh its like this every day, just a different spot in SoCal
1660103251778-png.3583307
 
  • Like
Reactions: Fleetwood
Insanely Retarded said:
Wow this is great, why doesn't she pull away? Why doesn't she do anything other than just sitting still and looking at him? I guess he was pretty drunk and it took him a bit to figure out that she wasn't reciprocating or something? But still, it's weird on all fronts. Where was this streamed?

I'm convinced that this guy is going to end up some pretty fucked up shit
The most shocking thing about this is not that he was a troon or whatever he is, but that he is 53 years old? And he's managed to stay off the internet until late 2021?
Nothing about this person makes sense, it seems he actually wants to become famous for being a cow?
Click to expand...

I love that these morons are still crossing over with IP2, they found their kindred scum people!

Did my cow research and read thru this thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/david-j-stewart-jesus-is-savior-jesus-is-precious.17521/ David J Stewart is Mini Manson's brother a looney Christian guy. Mini Manson joins the thread years later and fully self doxes! :story:
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: snoot booper, Négritude, Insanely Retarded and 1 other person
Supposedly Andy Dick is at her house now. He was dropped off by someone named "Chicken". I only stumbled across these weirdos yesterday while browsing youtube.

This lady is actually justifying leading on this exceptional individual Kenneth and playing stupid as to why its kinda fucked.
 

Attachments

  • AD.png
    AD.png
    23 KB · Views: 49
  • Like
Reactions: Keranu
And then there is this, speaking of Leaf. He seems to be a Elisa simp and is obsessed with her. He made a video claiming that Captain Content, who is from the same IP2 network as Chicken, took advantage of her when she was drunk on her birthday from the beginning of July. I tried to find that video from Leaf King but it's gone now along with a lot of others. But there is an edit of it. Seems the allegations of any kind of assault is edited out. But WTF why would she want to be involved with these people?
Andy Dick & His Fiancée Elisa's Odd Relationship With Captain Content
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Négritude
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back