Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Dear Lucas,

We would like to extend to you our personal gratitude for your participation in our recent Keffalpalooza web site membership drive at KiwiFarms "Stormfront of Transphobia".

Thanks to your overwhelming contributions, we have nearly reached our goal!
But sadly, our work is not done.

"What can I do to help?"
  • Post more fart porn
  • Post more unhinged tweets
  • Provide recipes for bathtub HRT
  • Keep #kiwifarms trending!
Sincerely,
&tc.

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Dear Newfags,
Welcome!
Lurk moar.
 
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Probably late, but our wanna be hacker catboy is going dark.

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When I was that age we used to break windows to act up and parents who thought about trooning out children were thought of as criminally insane.
 
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Troll Patrol said:
Probably late, but our wanna be hacker catboy is going dark.

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When I was that age we used to break windows to act up and parents who thought about trooning out children were thought of as criminally insane.
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Given some mega autist doxxed him in 3 minutes flat, maybe kid will have an epiphany and get out of his shitter phase. Can only hope the realization strikes hard.
 
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Here's something I'm genuinely curious about. These bathtub hormones; maybe it's been posted in the thread, but how ghetto are these hormones? Is Bobpozzing Walter White or Season 1 Jessie Pinkman?
 
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shortroomba said:
Ah yes, it's not "I should think before posting online. I should take care of my data and my info. I should be careful what I share.", it's "everyone else is the problem, not me"
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The first sentence of this tweet is actually the smartest thing I've seen from that echo chamber yet. That is really surprising.
 
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Probably late, but our wanna be hacker catboy is going dark.

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I let down the tires on the neighbours caravan once.
That was how I learned about MI6, because jesus fuck did I pick the wrong neighbor.
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
How big of a threat is their spamming Cloudflare? I'd hate to wake up one morning and my favourite lurk-while-working forum be taken down by internet crazies.
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not even small, it took cloudflare 3 mass shootings and 50+ people dead to drop 8chan, and their boss still regrets it
read a few pages back, nigger
 
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TokyoMeatballs said:
in America the constitution trumps all the laws foreigners may try to impose, thankfully. they'd have to get an amendment passed and no fucking way is that ever happening again
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In canada it basically says "unless the government says otherwise." Fucking government enabling freaks like lucas.
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This made my week.

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Someone go through the 14.5k likes and doxx this nigger. That's just what we at Peach Orchards doo.
Girl Abuser 920 said:
I wake up to see more people complaining about archiving some grooming, all I have to say is.


Seethe, and dilate.


GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM

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Should've used the one of the child running naked from napalm. Much more accurate.
LurkTrawl said:
Can we all just take a step back and take in the fact that apparently discussing someone who puts themselves out there on the internet as a public personality, in a discouraging manner, on a website several steps removed from their community and the site they've situated themselves on, is considered "harassment" by these people? You'd think KF was the hacker named 4chins the way they talk about a group of jackasses talking shit on people in a niche hobby forum.
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Been saying it again and again. All they have to do is log off, and we lose all our "power." They can't stand it though, because they need the online interactions that make them feel like they matter, otherwise they would have to come up with a reason why they matter.
 
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The Chinese have joined the forces.

Null, you better go into hiding now. Everyone is coming for you.
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"女性、LGBT等族群””
Imagine calling LGBT and women an ethnic group lmao.

"肉搜” literally means flesh investigation, ChinaNet's term for "doxing".
Guess who else gets doxed? Those pesky far-right Neonazis you freaks hate so much.
 
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Autistic Spergout said:
30 pages behind and I have no clue if that kid that attempted to DDoS here is even still discussed but he only failed because he didn't have the right tools. If I leave that bad boy going god knows how long the farms would be down for
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Imagine trying to take down the farms with a ping command. Unless these troons have access to a sizeable botnet then they are just pissing in the wind
 
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Mueseum Burning Rioter said:
not even small, it took cloudflare 3 mass shootings and 50+ people dead to drop 8chan, and their boss still regrets it
read a few pages back, fag
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If you are on PC, the join date is shown under their name. if you are on mobile, you can click on their name to find out their join date.

Whichever way you chose, please do not refer to someone who has been here for three years as a 'fag' when you haven't been here a week.

If you want to call EmpGulcasa a worthless nigger because they are retarded, then go ahead. This is the farm. But don't think you can diss people with your noob account, newfag.
 
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