I love his implication that flying drones over the ranch was some tactical espionage for an earl attack vector and not just laughing at how badly they've turned their farmland into inhospitable desert.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Nice try, wedgehole, but you're still not getting a thread.
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WHAT FUCKING PICTURES KEVIN?
also lol hi divot. Cope, see the, and I'd tell you to dilate but I've seen the before pictures, there's no hope lol
come get your Sombra brand (tm) toaster bath bombsGuaranteed to make your local tranny see the for months or your money back!
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Where can I apply for my KF subsidized drone?
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Kevin really genuinely believes by whining on Twitter he's gonna get the site taken down. Lol, lmao.
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When Kevin mentioned "drones" over the ranch, was he referring to the satellite images I posted from google?
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Google Maps satellite confirmed as Terven vehicle for harrassment. Oh the inhumanity!
Bees in the marmalade
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Broken Cuddles
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So, Kevin will rally the twitter bots, put pressure on the world to rid them of the evil menace of The Farms, and then the world will be all rainbow hug boxes and safe spaces!
It couldn’t actually backfire, cause several similar sites to spawn, some far worse than we are here, it couldn’t cause other sites like 4chan to think “well we might be next. Better go hard and crazy before they get us! Restriction level zero!” It couldn’t cause members here who don’t give two shits about Kevin to suddenly lose their lolcow of choice, convert to weapons grade autism and go full nuclear on him for years…. No no, I’m sure EVERYTHING will be just perfect for you Kevin, once kiwifarms is offline!
Strike us down Kevin. We will become more autistic than you can imagine….
It couldn’t actually backfire, cause several similar sites to spawn, some far worse than we are here, it couldn’t cause other sites like 4chan to think “well we might be next. Better go hard and crazy before they get us! Restriction level zero!” It couldn’t cause members here who don’t give two shits about Kevin to suddenly lose their lolcow of choice, convert to weapons grade autism and go full nuclear on him for years…. No no, I’m sure EVERYTHING will be just perfect for you Kevin, once kiwifarms is offline!
Strike us down Kevin. We will become more autistic than you can imagine….
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Now I just need to see one of my posts screenshotted on Twitter, and I gain a kiwi-level! Isn't that how it works?Yup.
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If it weren't for his lies and delusions, what would Kevryn have? A pile of shitty plastic toys and an amhole that will never live up to his expectations. So sad entertaining.
Kevryn is an idiot shitting himself on a street corner while ranting nonsensically and calling for the police to arrest bystanders for laughing at him. Because it's a "hate crime" to be mocked. (Ironic that he wants the authorities and/or evil capitalist corporations to smack down his enemies while he's busy being "anarchist" and "ACAB". He needs to choose a fucking lane and stay in it.)
tl;dr Kevin is fat and ugly and NO ONE will ever fuck him again. Ever.
Kevryn is an idiot shitting himself on a street corner while ranting nonsensically and calling for the police to arrest bystanders for laughing at him. Because it's a "hate crime" to be mocked. (Ironic that he wants the authorities and/or evil capitalist corporations to smack down his enemies while he's busy being "anarchist" and "ACAB". He needs to choose a fucking lane and stay in it.)
tl;dr Kevin is fat and ugly and NO ONE will ever fuck him again. Ever.
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Yes. I imagine that Penny actually saw those and instead of actually dealing with the fact that they've destroyed the tranch land to the point where we can see it from space he instead blamed it on the evil Kiwifarmers.
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That's the power for narcissism, baby! Nothing is ever your fault!
Also, I am probably an actual retard, but I can't say I have encountered too many places online that say to hide your power level. Granted, it could be a Twitter thing as well.
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Suddenly, late in the summer, an alarming thing was discovered. Earl was secretly frequenting the tranch by night! The tranchers were so disturbed that they could hardly sleep in their stench-ridden bed. Every night, it was said, he came creeping in under cover of darkness and performed all kinds of mischief. He overinflated the tires, he threw hay upon the ground to rot, he broke the plastic toys, he stole the vegetation off the land, he made the generators to fail. Whenever anything went wrong it became usual to attribute it to Earl. If a stove burner knob was broken or a pipe exploded, someone was certain to say that Earl had come in the night and done it, and when a syringe of estrogen was lost, the whole tranch was convinced that Earl had hidden it in the amhole. Curiously enough, they went on believing this even after the mislaid syringe was found under a moldering bowl of burrito cheese. The tranchers declared unanimously that Earl crept into their bed and milked their prostates in their sleep. The terfs, which had been troublesome that winter, were also said to be in league with Earl.
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Kevin: if you guys aren't so special why not take your site down? You won't mind, right? 
This is missing the original point so far that it's killing me. Christ, this is why he was in special ed.
If Kevin somehow was behind the DDoS I'd be shocked that he actually could be assed to search and click on a sketchy site and pay money to badger the farms. I'd almost respect him for slightly moving.
So proud of your "terf" power, gorl.
Hmm...
If it weren't for his lies and delusions, what would Kevryn have? What is a trans-identified man? A miserable pile of shitty plastic toys and an amhole that will never live up to his expectations.
Ah, there we go.
This is missing the original point so far that it's killing me. Christ, this is why he was in special ed.
Do what? Retweet tweets so other people know to attack? Physically assault the servers yourself? This man's inflated ego over having a follower count is fucking insane. ,"I hear the order from the troon emperess, I carry out the order by lazily sticking a sign on my lawn saying we should do something and passing the burden onto someone else."
If Kevin somehow was behind the DDoS I'd be shocked that he actually could be assed to search and click on a sketchy site and pay money to badger the farms. I'd almost respect him for slightly moving.
Ethan Ralph isn't in hiding because of the hayturs, he's been an escaped elf running away from Santa this whole time (born an elf however).
I said this back in 2020 and I'll say it again: please sign me up for the Kevin Gibes email chain newsletter if the site goes down, I'll miss you guys otherwise.
In another life he'd be doing government work like the DMV, gloating and making other's lives harder and doing minimal effort while he sits there and eats coffee and donuts. He'd be great at being a snitch and kissass to some greater authority if he could be assed to move. Him isolating himself on the ranch is a disservice to him but one less snitch-kissass for the rest of us.
I'll buy 40. Great for holiday stocking stuffers, my friends and family will be in for a shock!
So proud of your "terf" power, gorl.
It's hard to imagine anything more autistic than Kevin, tbh. Maybe if he started editing wikis? We are still mildly less autistic than him no matter how hard we try.
Hmm...
Ah, there we go.
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Censorship and violations of free speech norms go well beyond whatever the law says, Kevin. As an "anarchist" you should know this.
Plus, in this case, you're advocating for a bunch of federal crimes to silence the Kiwi Farms so...
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Who hyperinflates the tyres? Who makes alfalfa expire?
We do, we do!
Who tears grasses from the soil? Who melts oven knobs with oil?
We do, we do!
Who destroys the Transformers? Who overloads the generators?
We do, we doooooooo!!
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Reminder that Kevin encourages and continues to date proud woman-beater and child abandoner/trooner Phil "Penny" Logue.
But us posting Google Earth pictures to demonstrate how thoroughly they have destroyed land they colonized on [#landback!] is the true evil.
But us posting Google Earth pictures to demonstrate how thoroughly they have destroyed land they colonized on [#landback!] is the true evil.
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Not a Twitter thing or this website wouldn't even exist, as idiots oversharing on the birdsite provides an endless source of milk. It was Kevvie making what he thought was a sly but direct reference to the farms that he has totally never gone on and a friend just mentioned it to him, of course. He's legitimately an embarrassment to special ed students.
Kevin's less of an anarchist than your average housecat, with zero self-sufficiency. He likes to parrot that there is no ethical consumerism under capitalism and similarly, much like with scientologists, it's okay to lie to/cheat/steal/abuse people who aren't your ideological compatriots. The dichotomy of pls no bully/punch nazis, if you will. Ideological inconsistency is irrelevant compared to tribalism and virtue signaling.
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Meanwhile, money continues to be tight on the Tranch for some unknown reason: