Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Phil Ken Sebben said:
MTG is so stupid as to think we swatted her?

Does this woman even have a brain in her head? But you know what is really funny about that? No matter how hard Lucas tries, MTG will always be more of a woman than he can ever hope to be.
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As far as I'm concerned she's a broke clock and this is one of the moments the dumb bitch is right about something, namely that kids need to be protected from grooming and pedos and disgusting ass drug dealers peddling directly to children.

shes a retarded cunt otherwise
 
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Keep getting cloudflare errors. Whoever left their 2pacalypse on, please turn it off:mad:
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BiggerChungus said:
Call me crazy, but with the publicity around this (conveniently ignoring Keffals being, at best, a pedo-supporter), I'm starting to think the doxing going on glows a little. It's a convenient excuse to try to take down the site, but then again, they could take it down any time anyway, so who knows.
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Lucas is using the same M.O. that the "literally whos" of Gamergate used. Amplify victimhood for some mix of money, attention, and to push narratives that usually involve censoring other people, all propped up by lazy, bullshit "journalism" (i.e. activism).

Just like with 2 of the 3 literally whos of GG, narcissism is a huge factor. Lucas isn't smart, but he's not dumb as dirt either. He knows how to play the victim to good effect. Shutting this site down is all about satisfying his own ego. He doesn't give a shit about the other so-called "victims" of Kiwi Farms. If he got Cloudflare to drop this site, he'd get an imaginary bulge in his 44" waist jeans where his penis used to be, and that's the primary motivator.
 
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Keffals, more like deez nuts lol
 
I'd love to stick around as no doubt Lucas is imminently about to do or say something retarded again, but unfortunately I have to get up for work tomorrow. I can't wait to come home and see this threads pages in the fucking 1600s, but alas that is the price we must pay for such a high quality cow. The milk must flow.

I may be a newfag, but fuck these obvious newfag keffals orbiters, fuck them for swatting MTG, fuck Keffals for being a nonce.

Goodnight Lucas love you pal <3
 
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Francium said:
best part about the farms is you get called a faggot regardless of what you do or don't inject into your body and what dicks you do or don't take up your ass. the problem with keffals and co is that they refuse to take anything with a grain of salt or laugh at themselves and instead need to proclaim how much of a minority they are at any turn.
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This lol.

The only way you end up here with a thread in the first place is by being an S Tier tard or POS. Keffals isn't here because he's trans or LBGT whatever the fuck. Here's he because he's a piece of shit and goes after kids.

Most other cows will either ignore their threads, argue for it to be taken down, or accept it. Only the trans and adjacent cows turn it into an attention/victim shitshow when its their fault they are here to begin with
 
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Guys guys I literally don't know what to do with my life once Keffals defeats the farms. Let me elaborate further.

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Well anyway what are we going to do (:_(
 
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The true Kiwi oldfags know that the site is just the tip of the iceberg. Once it goes down we still have:
The Private Facebook Group
The Twitter Group Chat
Omegle Sundays (Put Lolcow in your interests to find us)
The official MySpace account
Null still has me CC'd on that massive email chain he sent out in March
The Snapchat Group Chat (more dick pics than I'd like, but that's the price we pay)
The unofficial Discord
The Official Discord (you need a referral to get in)
And of course our true last resort which is the Kiwi Monthly newsletter Null sends out for his highest tier on Patreon and Kofi. It comes by email and it's only 5 bucks so I recommend it.
 
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erebus87 said:
Poland has lots of beautiful women. I'd be angsty too if I tried out both genders and ended up looking like a store brand Ricky Gervais character
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That( whatever it is) is clearly not from Poland or has any connection. More then likely it was found growing inside Lucas surigical wound when he was dilating it one night celerbating kiwifarms being off-line for (whatever the downtime was?)
 
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