Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

lol "Attention followers, there's an easy way to find the most embarrassing aspects of my life including that I'm a deadbeat father, emasculated cuck, uneducated about stuff I pretend to be an expert on, and an insufferable cunt with a giant debt looming over my head which is only the consequence of my own retardation!"

Great new strategy, Pat!

wish we had wiki-OPs already so I could help maintain it
 
Like, he’ll have to eat out Lucas’s axe wound, which likely looks like necrotic anus, and smells worse.
Sounds like something Pat would enjoy. After all, he’s been living on Hooligans’ meatloaf and beer for years. He didn’t get super morbidly obese by eating right.
 
idk about you guys but I am extremely hopeful that his interactions with keffals will be the beginning of his tranny arc.

“No child, bathtub HRT isn’t dangerous by any medical standard.”

“No child, I dilated yesterday.”

“No child, I don’t have an axe wound between my legs. The doctors used surgical grade equipment.

You’re really bad at this.”
 
Damn you @1997 ToyoTa Tacoma when will your reign of terror end!?
It never began, child. The only thing I swat are flies, stalker. This constant slander of my reliable Japanese namesake won't wear me down, because I come from a strong family. Infact my parents' fridge has had a piece of construction paper held in place by PL construction adhesive for something like 20 years. In fading Sharpie marker, it reads #NTMA.
 
idk about you guys but I am extremely hopeful that his interactions with keffals will be the beginning of his tranny arc.

“No child, bathtub HRT isn’t dangerous by any medical standard.”

“No child, I dilated yesterday.”

“No child, I don’t have an axe wound between my legs. The doctors used surgical grade equipment.

You’re really bad at this.”

Patricia S Tomlinson is more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get.
 
"Niki, I know I've been telling you for four years that this victimhood grift was my path to fame and it has only caused us embarrassment and crushing debt, but lisTen to me, this time with a new wave of KiwiFarms going viral it's going to work out I promise! all I need is to get beautiful trans women to notice me"
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keffals vs fatrick vs torque accountr growth

flatline Pat, leave Twitter to the pros, will ya?
 
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I must be loyle to my capo
P@ttttt is the Godfather 3 of this site. No one really cares about or pays attention to him, and most people here need to be reminded that he exists. He was better off when it was just the O&A people because it was only him and Brother Joe. Here he's as irrelevant as he is on Twitter.
 
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I must be loyle to my capo
Tell me you're a terminally miserable, self-loathing fatty too scared to kill yourself without telling me you're Patrick Tomlinson.

If this fucking pathetic loser could write a book even a tiny fraction as high fantasy as what he clearly lives, he'd have George R.R. Martin hiring hitmen.
 
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