Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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I love how keffals is now affiliated with MTG, Ralph, and a few other assorted cows on here trying to take us down. I’m hoping that AF will join in and Nick Fuentes will bring us that lolcow uprising he promised. Have all the biggest right wing cows (who supposedly hate troons even more than we do and want to gas them) join up with the most degenerate leftists out there to try to destroy the place that proves they’re not worthy of being taken seriously as political commentary.

I've been rooting for Lolcow All-Stars all week. The combined autism of every major lolcow firing at the site at once would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Kyuss]

I'm awake again and i'm here for two things.
to chew ass and shit post. and i don't see no ass in front of me.
what's new trannies acting like kiwi forum members to make it seem everyone is sad?

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I've been rooting for Lolcow All-Stars all week. The combined autism of every major lolcow firing at the site at once would be fucking hilarious.

Lolcow Olympics, to see which cow has the most powerful reach and most autistic orbiters.

 

[McVeigh's Revenge]

Terminal twitter users like to use blockchains, using a program that automatically blocks any user that is following a certain account.

Damn now i have to hop on one of my bajillion alts to tell him he will never be a woman, i think i might just end it all right now KiwiSisters.

 

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Lolcow Olympics, to see which cow has the most powerful reach and most autistic orbiters.

Operation Lolcow Uprising Ultimate

 

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I've been rooting for Lolcow All-Stars all week. The combined autism of every major lolcow firing at the site at once would be fucking hilarious.

Like an autistic version of 300?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Enjoy being the target of multiple governments retards

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What do people expect when this happens?
a parade, key to the city, etc?
a certificate and a gold sticker?
a plastic cop badge and a gift certificate to mcdonalds from 1995 that one of the cops found in an old filing cabnet?

naw, they got your IP off the post, and now they're gonna keep you as a person of interest. You're not uninvolved anymore. You're a point of contact for the glowies.

golf clap.

 

[Reaper King]

Imagine grifting over $100k only to have the site down for a few hours. I wasn't affected by it, what with the real life I have and all the grass touching I did. Lucas and his troon squad will never be able to say the same thing.

By the by, Lucas, you know that sending money to someone to have them DDoS the site is considered to be you hiring them to do so still makes it illegal, right?

 

[TerranTony98]

Post this one on your Twitter Lucas.

 

[Nointey]

Like an autistic version of 300?

Nah, its more like "Super Dilation Bros"

 

[Harvey Danger]

Keffals encourages stochastic terrorism, and is therefore ontologically evil.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

the last thing I saw when cloudflare error popped up.
@Nogglor caused it by forcing his kek.

 

[Real Name 1973]

Yeah, I agree the doomposting was dumb, but I am also retarded so it just made sense to go for it. When I saw it I knew what I had to do. Not trying to get on his twitter just have fun. But fair is fair and I've decided to stop. Anyway, I wonder who they will do a false flag on next (assuming they will). Right now it has to be someone who isn't familiar with KF. Wonder who it will be.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Operation Lolcow Uprising Ultimate

Like an autistic version of 300?

All of this truly escalated after the lolcow derby thread, is photoshopping lolcows onto horses the equivalent of using a ouija board? I have some questions

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

To my fellow Kiwis in this thread I just want to say you are all beautiful people and deserve happiness.

EDIT: I was just trying to be wholesome, anyone with have a brain knows the forum will be fine.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Take it from a kiwi who nearly lost their shit in the 2020 riot thread. Chill the fuck out people. There is a concerted push in media and Twitter to depict this place as being a bastion of unhinged lunatics. Kindly not give ammunition to such claims by acting like unhinged lunatics.

 

[BruhSheep]

He took that screenshot one minute after you made that post. He’s literally refreshing the page like his life depends on it. Christ, lol.

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The complete and utter lack of self-awareness. I can't breathe I'm cackling like a hyena

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

FFS Kotaku, how dare you stereotype stunning and brave trans nonbinary polyantagonist princesque gendertrash James Stephanie Sterling as the typical Kiwi Farms user

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Lucas you are an obnoxious fat disgusting slob of human being. You are a pedophile, a grifter and a degenerate. You will never be a woman and that abomination of a axe wound doesn’t change that you are a retarded incel male.


Go seethe and dilate from under your pile of thousands of half eaten Taco Bell meals.

 

[White Girl]

do people realize that if Kiwi Farms goes down then all of their favourite YouTubers/tiktokers/etc will have no content to rip? Like I’m not even kidding some fag stole my shit for his High Guardian Spice video.