Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Gabber Evangelion said:
Hilarious to see his fans shitting themselves when he's 100% posting bait :story:
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CowPrintSoda is actually anti-Keffals as far as I know, considering they're a lolcow-sphere person and I've seen them heckle cows like this a lot, they were pretty active in the Acerthorn-Rogue drama, for example.
 
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I saw people commenting how much accommodation cost in various west EU places and saying he could/should save money this way or that. Some asshole even suggested Serbia to save money. A genuinely good advise, but I'd reserve good advice for good people. Lucas should treat himself with 600 USD rooms every day till he finally jumps out the window of one.

That being said keep in mind Lucas didn't expect or hope to grift 100-ish k almost over night. I don't think he'll be wise and think twice about how much his impulsive pleasures cost. I'm convinced he'd fly first class for no other reason than to feel "important" while boarding the plane. And he'll probably do it repeatedly out of boredom and emptiness. Think about it, one day, out of the blue you are 100k richer and have nothing of substance in your life at all to advance/invest in. No interests, no business plans, no family, no fertile (lol) ground to make something good out of it despite having no responsibilities whatsoever. A total barren freedom. This money can easily accelerate him joining 41%.
 
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What fuckboy pays for wifi on a plane lmfao
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Greetings fellow apteryx enthusiasts, I hope that you've all enjoyed your day.

This story has really escalated since last I checked and I see that the Euro Trip arc has finally kicked off. I guess that we can all sit back and relax until Keffals inevitably messes up lol. :story:
 
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He really thinks that the error landing zone being changed from the custom one to a default page is a sign of an action by Cloudflare.
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This nigger looks like how I'd imagine the creators of South Park would draw a tranny Asian without being able to use references beforehand. Those beady eyes and wide jaw sell it for me.
 
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Soda Popinski said:
What fuckboy pays for wifi on a plane lmfao
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This supports my theory that Keffals hasn't left Toronto / Canada. It's almost like they are trying to force the word "Europe" into every post they make. My guess is he has left Toronto, but still remains in Canada. Remember that when your brain is so fried from being terminally online you are opposed to all actual work or anything that involves effort.
 
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Solid Hyrax said:
He really thinks that the error landing zone being changed from the custom one to a default page is a sign of an action by Cloudflare.

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we can laugh at this chinktroon all we want, but he literally worked 4yrs for google and retired on that money. probably was earning upwards 300-500k and got a nice lil stack of shares. probably retiring alone on the dividends from the shares.
cannot believe how someone that retarded and clearly wrong (as you, @Solid Hyrax pointed out) get hired by google.
 
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I was about to say "can you even get addicted to estrogen at all" but then i remembered that it's a drug, what are the effects of it anyway, do you get a headache, does your crotch itch or something?
 
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I see that the Euro Trip arc has finally kicked off.
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Highly debatable that it's even happening. The hotel he stayed at was only a few streets away from his house and I doubt he or his boyfriend would put the effort into moving. The police now know that he's a police pranks target as well and won't give him any trouble, so the "muh swatting" argument means nothing.
 
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>Josh said Lucas is going to misuse the GoFundMe money at the top banner
Where, faggot? There is literally zero sentences in the top banner which are not pure fact.
 
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