Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[LaxerBRO]

What fuckboy pays for wifi on a plane lmfao
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What if someone called the UK Border Agency and advised them one of those seeking to enter the UK using the Visa Waiver Program was not there for tourism but to live there longer than permitted?

P.S. How else are we supposed to take Keffals claims they will be moving the Europe or the UK?

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Tried to make something with GLaDOS in it, enjoy.
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This is a beautiful work of art

 

[RotPockets]

He thinks Josh doesn't have CDA §230 protection at all because he is editing the featured content zone. Bzzt. Wrong.
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A smart person has never cut their own dick off.

 

[Sithis]

Don't count it out. Remember, he's being actively investigated by his country's federal cybercrime division -- they did the Canadian version of a FBI raid on his house and KEPT HIS HARD DRIVES AND MOBILE.

The appropriate thing to do in this instance, especially if you're a known sex pest, groomer, and narcotics dealer like Keffals, is to flee the country as fast as humanly possible.

It would be the one smart thing that little suicidal dickless faggot has done in his entire life.

If he goes to Portugal I hear there's a limited edition purse somewhere over there for grabs

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Trannies trying to go into the afterlife like:

 

[Narr Then]

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"Tolerant internet"

I too enioy a "tolerant" Internet where people fling their personal shit all over it and get surprised when it comes back to bite them, not to mention such a "tolerant" Internet that praises people who groom vulnerable minors into ruining their body.

Absolute lunacy

Have you ever heard of Popper's Paradox of Tolerance?

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Lucas is going to hide in a Dutch attic and write a diary.

Good God one of you brilliant bastards please photoshop this dude onto Anne Frank.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Do not get pulled into a bait post.
He could very likely be traveling, he could still be in Canada dilating right this moment.

Nah, the bait post is his claim he intends to land in Romania. He's not streaming right now, at the height of his grift drama. He says he's traveling, and he's trying to misdirect us by stupidly saying there is a direct flight from North America to Romania.

No there is not. There is not one flight from North America to Romania non-stop. He's definitely in the air, and it's not to Eastern Europe.

 

[25155f8d3c8d]

What the fuck

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

You're absolutely right. Like you, I'm convinced an army of reporters were ready to go all-in on the Keffals saga--and then they found out about the Catboi Ranch and the child grooming and the bathtub HRT and it all came to a screeching halt.

And then there's one more thing, which is Keffals himself. Behold the man: a more unsympathetic-looking and -sounding figure is hard to imagine. I mean, look at him: the lumpy, weirdly proportioned body, the grating voice, the dead eyes. Everything we've learned about Keffals indicates a barely disguised sociopath. Did you see his wretched attempt at genuine emotion when he tried crying during that televised interview? You can almost see the thought balloons above his head reading MAKE MY SAD FACE. DO IT JUST LIKE I PRACTICED. I'VE GOT THIS. Keffals doesn't human very well.

Keffals wants to be seen as a heroic figure. He wants the fame, the money, the attention, the access to children. More savvy media types in the trans activist community know they do not want this misshapen psycho freakshow as the face and voice of their movement. Trans activists and their media allies want the face of their movement to be pretty. Keffals isn't pretty. Keffals is scary.

I worded it a bit hyperbolically a few pages back, but I think this might be a somewhat significant moment for "the internet." I think a fair number of people will realize just how isolated they've made themselves online when they see how universal the support is from every post they see but to absolutely no effect. Not everyone, not most, but maybe some of them will pause to think

 

[Spatula]

dracula accent + the lisp, that would sound messed up

It kinda makes sence.
They need to suck your blood because their axe wound has infected their own.

 

[Zaxamus]

If keffals somehow succeeds in getting rid of kiwifarms this would mean I don't have anywhere else in the internet to go. My Twitter account was already suspended because of Keffals, my reddit account was suspended multiple times. All this because we don't give into trannies delusional ideology.

Why does this feel like gayops? You're on here being a fag about the internet, writing Love letters to Jewsh, and making us look like a bunch incels. All of you crying about Lucas need to save it for your diaries and shut the fuck up. Man up.

 

[Spectre]

Fucking tranny groomer scum.

 

[quaawaa]

Fong-Jones did zero work at Google. His Wikipedia article doesn't make it clear, but his job was literally to be a site jannie; he wasn't a programmer. That job was too difficult for him and he later became a Developer Advocate (community manager who makes tutorials and speaks at conferences). He spent all of his time promoting troon rights and annoying people who did actual work. He eventually "quit" after executives finally learned to ignore him, but he was actually fired for harassing coworkers and Google paid him $100,000 to not sue them.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

Keffals has confirmed he is traveling, right now.

ya, to taco bell

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

lol slacktivists who spam are really the heroes that the trans community needs. Fuck doing actual work, spamming the same macro is the real struggle

 

[Cat Bread]

Don't count it out. Remember, he's being actively investigated by his country's federal cybercrime division -- they did the Canadian version of a FBI raid on his house and KEPT HIS HARD DRIVES AND MOBILE.

This angle has come up a lot in this thread and I'm not sure why because unless I missed something, all of Keffals' devices were returned to him by the police within a few days of him crying to the press about being "swatted".
Again, I - and probably others - could have missed where it was mentioned that his hard drives and mobile phone were still being held (because this thread moves at blazing speeds, lol).

If anyone knows where this information came from it would be very much appreciated if you could direct me to that post. If it's too much of a hassle, given the immense size of this thread, a quick run down will do.

 

[Happy Chaos from Ireland]

If anyone somehow still believes Keffals isn't baiting: There aren't any planes from Toronto to Romania, let alone ANYWHERE in Eastern Europe besides maybe Warsaw and Zagreb. However, this doesn't check with Keffals saying they are "almost in Europe". However:

There is A FLIGHT that is reaching Europe from Toronto soon. Keffals time? Either that or she's even larping about landing too and just started her flight to Dublin. Would make sense seeing as she tweeted she was about to reach Europe soon right before the Dublin flight was set to start.

 

[Local Fed]

This is one of the most retarded allegories I heard.
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All I took away from this is that medieval Cloudflare is based and knightpilled, while trannies are retarded in any era.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Remember kiwis, despite how hard they come at us.