Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I’m now reminded of the trend of parents taking their mentally disabled sons (it’s always sons, funny that) to see prostitutes.

Yeah, that's sick. Not only to be the one orchestrating your retarded offspring's sexual activity like it's your business as a parent but imagine being one of those exploited women made to fuck someone profoundly disabled as an act of charity. I'm no conservative, but it's perverse all around.

Is it the same when both are equally developmentally disabled?
Cause I don't think this dude is playing with a full deck of cards either.

Well this is the thing. It's sort of charming when two tards "date". It's like I mentioned but it reminds me of kids "dating" where they just hold hands and buy gifts. In this case though, Mr Raisin Pie is clearly more clued-in and less naive than Cherie. He might be actually insane but there's an obvious power imbalance between a man who talks like he's into a bunch of niche fetishes and a womanchild who talks of "snuggling", is pathologically incapable of registering sarcasm and whose life revolves around a bug from a storybook. Slow or not, La Abominación here is not on Cherie's wavelength.

 

[Not a bee]

Looking at his recent selfie reminded me of this:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It's sort of charming when two tards "date". It's like I mentioned but it reminds me of kids "dating" where they just hold hands and buy gifts.

Yeah it's charming because it tends to be innocent. They don't really "get" the whole point of dating so they just go through the motions as you say of holding hands and buying gifts. This guy however? Critical Danger Situation for Cherie. Do not be alone with him. Do not give him any money. Basically do not give him whatever he asks for.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You guys really aren't doing Cherie any favours with these hard and terrible recommendations to stay far away from this guy. Like any other stubborn womanchild, she's going to feel the opposite of what her 'haters' are telling her is exactly what she SHOULD do, especially since it's what she wants to do.

Her previous claims of being 'asexual' were clearly just sour grapes because no man had ever come close to showing her any love before and she knew it wasn't likely to happen. Now that it ''has happened" she's besotted with puppy love like a 10 year old asked to dance at the school dance by a handsome boy. Being told he's potentially bad news will be ignored.

I don't have a suggestion for how to speak to her to be careful with her newly discovered 'love life' but I can definately say that the approach being taken so far is completely the wrong one for someone like Cherie.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

You guys really aren't doing Cherie any favours with these hard and terrible recommendations to stay far away from this guy. Like any other stubborn womanchild, she's going to feel the opposite of what her 'haters' are telling her is exactly what she SHOULD do, especially since it's what she wants to do.

Her previous claims of being 'asexual' were clearly just sour grapes because no man had ever come close to showing her any love before and she knew it wasn't likely to happen. Now that it ''has happened" she's besotted with puppy love like a 10 year old asked to dance at the school dance by a handsome boy. Being told he's potentially bad news will be ignored.

I don't have a suggestion for how to speak to her to be careful with her newly discovered 'love life' but I can definately say that the approach being taken so far is completely the wrong one for someone like Cherie.

Yeah but this way we can go, "I told you so" when he eventually tries to eat her skin or whatever psychopaths do to their victims.

Just looking at this guy you know it's somebody who knows what human flesh tastes like.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

If Cynthia gets into a serious relationship, do you think she'll give up the Wogglebug?

 

[Starbuxxx]

Sadly, she is already starting to sell out Woggie and the rest of Genoma... her recent update began with lots of boyfriend talk with just a little bit of Woggle/Frog gaybaiting tacked on at the end. Gradually these characters will take up less and less space in her mind to make room for her new boytoy. It's like childhood toys being forgotten as their owner grows up. Once Cherie starts planning her own wedding, will she really have time to also plan the Beetle Princess'?

One day when the married couple are in their white-picket fenced home getting the kiddos ready for school, Cherie will notice a cockroach running by and mercilessly step on it, laughing to herself for a moment recalling the days when she invested so much time and energy into trying to make one famous. And she won't realize it, but somewhere in Genoma, H.M. Wogglebug T.E. will be sneezing and sobbing.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He was in a shopping centre toilet where he also probably washed his cock in the sink - guessing that explains his wet hands.
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As an owner of a dick I need to point out: dicks don't suddenly become dirty. The guy must've jizzed \ pissed \ soiled himself.

Well this is the thing. It's sort of charming when two tards "date".

Believe me, it's not. To put it gently: retards have sexual drive like everybody else but have a hard time understanding that there are social norms that people usually adhere when having sex and that sex can lead to consequences so they just go with it when they feel like it and aren't supervised.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

As an owner of a dick I need to point out: dicks don't suddenly become dirty. The guy must've jizzed \ pissed \ soiled himself.

Or worse. Urine is sterile... or practically sterile and unless you have a bladder infection, open sores down there or you never change your underwear there's no need to clean your dick after taking a wizz. Yes use soap and water on it when you shower and try to keep that area as dry as possible but there's no need to clean it. Least of all in a public restroom. You do that and somebody catches you and you might find yourself on a watchlist.

Which is just more evidence that this guy is a creeper.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Sadly, she is already starting to sell out Woggie and the rest of Genoma... her recent update began with lots of boyfriend talk with just a little bit of Woggle/Frog gaybaiting tacked on at the end. Gradually these characters will take up less and less space in her mind to make room for her new boytoy. It's like childhood toys being forgotten as their owner grows up. Once Cherie starts planning her own wedding, will she really have time to also plan the Beetle Princess'?

Wogglebug music video for “When Somebody Loved Me” when?

 

[XYZpdq]

Wogglebug music video for “When Somebody Loved Me” when?

but somewhere in Genoma, H.M. Wogglebug T.E. will be sneezing and sobbing.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Folks on the old Wogglecord are getting real paranoid about the Kiwis "infiltrating" their inane conversations about lukewarm coffee and microwavable mac n cheese...
https://discord.gg/Vkb3wZ9
WoggleBF is trying hard (as usual) to deflect concern, probably so no one outs him as a massive ween and or sex weirdo.
Join the party, if you haven't already...

Looking at his recent selfie reminded me of this:
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Spoiler: What category do you think these fall under?

Sadly, she is already starting to sell out Woggie and the rest of Genoma... her recent update began with lots of boyfriend talk with just a little bit of Woggle/Frog gaybaiting tacked on at the end. Gradually these characters will take up less and less space in her mind to make room for her new boytoy. It's like childhood toys being forgotten as their owner grows up. Once Cherie starts planning her own wedding, will she really have time to also plan the Beetle Princess'?

One day when the married couple are in their white-picket fenced home getting the kiddos ready for school, Cherie will notice a cockroach running by and mercilessly step on it, laughing to herself for a moment recalling the days when she invested so much time and energy into trying to make one famous. And she won't realize it, but somewhere in Genoma, H.M. Wogglebug T.E. will be sneezing and sobbing.

 

[The Milkman]

Soooo someone dropped their ex-wife's name in Wogglechat, leading Woggle-bf to message her directly and suggest they buy their child some Wogglemerch.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Folks on the old Wogglecord are getting real paranoid about the Kiwis "infiltrating" their inane conversations about lukewarm coffee and microwavable mac n cheese...

Yeah because otherwise it's a bunch of faggots and trolls sucking Cynthia's dick. And Mr. Creeper is the most active one there. If he didn't contribute it would be a ghost town.

Soooo someone dropped their ex-wife's name in Wogglechat, leading Woggle-bf to message her directly and suggest they buy their child some Wogglemerch.View attachment 3642798View attachment 3642802View attachment 3642799

That's not creepy at all.

Hi there! You should buy some Wogglebug merch! It's really gud!

 

[ShinyStar]

He has icy soulless eyes and a "smile" that doesn't reach them. This is definitely a weirdo through and through, the only speculation left is to what extent and how sinister it may be.

To me his interaction with Cherie is not gross due to the attractiveness or lack thereof of the people involved, but the dynamics of it all. Maybe this is considered an outdated way of thinking, but flirting with or being sexual with a very disabled and stunted person feels completely unnatural and predatory, similar to an adult flirting with a child. It grosses me out on a deep level.

The muscles in his cheeks are completely relaxed. If he were really smiling, then the cheek muscles would raise up, pushing the lower lid up to achieve what you described as the smile reaching the eyes. There should also be a bit of a crease at the corner of his eyes, but the skin there is totally slack.

There's a youtube channel I watch where some interrogators watch videos of people being interviewed/interrogated and discuss their body language. One thing they often bring up is that psychopaths don't experience regular human emotions, so they can't spontaneously reproduce the body language that goes with it. What some of the more socially aware will do is stand in front of a mirror and mimic what they've seen other people do. That picture reminds me of that. Since he's faking something he's never experienced, he doesn't get all the nuance that he's missing.

If you try to reproduce the expression he's making (eyebrows raised significantly, upper lid raised to show the whites of the eye, upper cheek relaxed, corners of the mouth pushed outward, rather than up in a smile) it feels really unnatural. I would not trust this guy for the life of me.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Soooo someone dropped their ex-wife's name in Wogglechat, leading Woggle-bf to message her directly and suggest they buy their child some Wogglemerch.View attachment 3642798View attachment 3642802View attachment 3642799

That's not creepy at all.

Hi there! You should buy some Wogglebug merch! It's really gud!

Well he's certainly as professional as Cherie...

 

[Not a bee]

"Intimidated by females"....

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Believe me, it's not. To put it gently: retards have sexual drive like everybody else but have a hard time understanding that there are social norms that people usually adhere when having sex and that sex can lead to consequences so they just go with it when they feel like it and aren't supervised.

I have heard horror stories in particular about Down's syndrome boys reaching puberty. It definitely depends on the type and extent of disability.

As an owner of a dick I need to point out: dicks don't suddenly become dirty. The guy must've jizzed \ pissed \ soiled himself.

Rather, I was thinking he probably hasn't washed it in a while and was removing whatever has built up there.

"Intimidated by females"....

He always makes little remarks like this, it's like his idea of a joke but it comes across as really unnatural and never quite lands as intended. What it reminds me of is the movie Zodiac where the suspect's sister-in-law describes how he misspells words in Christmas cards because he "thinks it's funny".

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I have heard horror stories in particular about Down's syndrome boys reaching puberty. It definitely depends on the type and extent of disability.

I feel like it’s easy to forget these days how profoundly disabling Down‘s syndrome still is. Put it this way, I don’t blame Icelandic women for usually choosing to terminate when it’s detected.

Her previous claims of being 'asexual' were clearly just sour grapes because no man had ever come close to showing her any love before and she knew it wasn't likely to happen

You’re probably right, but equally depressing alternative: she isn’t particularly after the romance or potential sex, she’s just desperate for human contact. Or desperate for Woggle contact, but human will do for now.

 

[Fat Trick Cyberstalker]

I have been a cyberatalker of this thread for many years. Even though this thread is a garden of everlasting delights and everflowing milk, I still hate Chynthrie Hapsoney. Why? Because she drove away voiceguy. He was the coolest person on this thread. Fuck you Chynthrie, you incompetent Neanderthal and your sneezing gay cockroach husband/dad will never be as cool as voiceguy.