A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

[Rekkington]

Whoa whoa whoa, hold on guys.

Do you seriously believe a transgender person would hurt themselves or put themselves in public danger like this, just to get attention?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Who the fuck thinks that? I just think she's an absolute idiot cunt who has shown her incompetence and stupidity by actually believing a site that probably has thousands of fans of her would do that.

That's what's really stupid about it. A&H (the place generally seen as the cesspool of this site) is full of people who love MTG and agree with 100% of what she says. Blaming this site of all sites for doing it is completely ridiculous

 

[Stinkyboy]

Kaffles pals need to cut that shit out

 

[daddylongschlong]

Judging by the fact that it's fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene making the claim and the fact that a republican was the one who got swatted I'll be surprised if much comes out of this.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

I doubt most cows actually want KF gone.
They'd be self-satisfied for a few days before they realized that people here were the only ones who gave a fuck they existed and they're starved for drama.

This is a self-serving coping mechanism to make yourself feel better, no one here actually needs or wants you. You don't have to pretend you're doing something good for them. You're not, it's just fun to archive information and watch retards.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Just because I was curious, I see the liberal swine at Daily Kos are eagerly awaiting the death of Kiwifarms.

Here's a sample:

Despite the fact Kiwifarms did nothing to MTG, those fags at Daily Kos STILL want this site gone regardless.

I'm not surprised, but it still pisses me off.

 

[Megaton Punch]

We've known for 20+ years how retarded it is to share any personal information online. If you choose to be an internet icon or an eceleb, you should smartly and rightly accept what's going to come your way.

We don't ban tabloids or paparazzi for chasing celebrities or making up inflammatory stories. We don't outlaw phonebooks or addressbooks for aggregating information about individuals.

We don't hunt down most doxes, a lot of it is readily available because these types are too stupid to hide it.

Don't get me wrong, you have to be a complete idiot to clout-chase on the internet, especially if you do it by sharing "controversial opinions". But I mean, what's the point of doxing? Okay, so you googled their name and copy pasted the info here. And? It's a pointless act wrapped up in important clothes. Either it's a direct threat, in which case it's actionable and therefore harmful to the site, or it's an impotent scream into the void, in which case it's a meaningless waste of time. Neither are great.

 

[AnOminous]

So some midwit congressperson from Georgia who google immediately tells me is considered a "far-right conspiracy theorist" called for the site to be shut down...why is that necessarily significant?
This is a straight up QAnon, "Hilary Clinton is sacrificing children to satan" "School shootings are false flag operations" individual.

She'd need several promotions to be a midwit, and at least one even to qualify as a straight-up dimwit.

Either it's a direct threat, in which case it's actionable and therefore harmful to the site, or it's an impotent scream into the void, in which case it's a meaningless waste of time. Neither are great.

Or it literally causes them to go completely insane for years and generate hundreds of pages of content, which is hilarious. E.g. Jake Alley.

 

[SBG]

It's wild you can just call in a bomb threat or whatever the fuck and go 'yes it is I the [person you don't like]' and people will just take that as face value.

Like logically you'd just assume it was whoever hated the person they claimed to be.

It's like calling in a bomb threat and declaring yourself a Jew because you hate Jewish people. Idk, seems suss.

I guess ISIS constantly claiming credit for shit has made people blindly assume nobody would lie about wanting to kill the infidel.

ISIS would genuinely work at verifying their terrorists were aligned with them. Was a credibility issue for them which would have damaged their standing with Muslim extremists if they claimed just anyone was ISIS.

The police on the other hand are lazy cunts that put less effort into investigating than double digit iq Muslims in the Middle East.

 

[Narcotics]

I didn't even notice the farms were off because i was busy working, better luck next time fags.

 

[Banquet Meal]

i am a retarded nigger, but is there not a way to just make a new kf if this one went down somehow? i havent been here very long, but i love this place, i love the culture here, it is the one place that seems in line with my own beliefs, and i would be really sad to see it go.

 

[Darth_Texan]

Kudos to your efforts to keep the Farms up and running, Josh.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Who the fuck thinks that? I just think she's an absolute idiot cunt who has shown her incompetence and stupidity by actually believing a site that probably has thousands of fans of her would do that.

Believe it or not, some users think it was justified. Want me to call one of them out? I’m sure he’s not afraid of his opinion.

 

[Severian]

I hate the antichrist.
Never stop being a stubborn retard, Josh. As much as you don't like when people say it you're unironically going to be remembered as a hero for free speech and are doing God's work. Inshallah

 

[Nostalgic]

Kiwifarms Archive Torrent? Anyone? Bump?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

He will not divide us! (He being keffals)

 

[Jacky Jennings]

Oh no I only just started posting on this site. This is one of the most entertaining places to post and I have yet to create a thread on an individual I have been watching for some time. Godspeed Null!

 

[Neo_Portugal]

Cui Bono? The more swattings that happen Keffals gets more rich and Josh is reduced to having to do let's plays just to keep the lights on.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

To any American law enforcement reading this thread:
The effort you're using to track a gaggle of politcally-incorrect retards on the internet could be used to track actual criminals, but I guess actually "protecting and serving" is too scary for modern cops. Sneed, dilate, and cope.

 

[EggImpregnator]

This is so gay. Right when i started to use the site again this BS happens. Someone needs to start licking my anus.