Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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some youtuber with 200k subscribers is asking for comments on KF and Fatty whines a bit to get noticed, then shares his victimhood thread signal-boosting this thread
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The expressly criminal enterprise dedicated to the crime of... [checks notes] fatphobia.
 
His ass must be jealous of the absolute pig shit that comes out of his mouth. But I’m
glad he’s beating this drum and bringing more people to this thread. Because he’s extremely stupid, Pat actually thinks he comes across as a righteous victim and hero. It’s hilarious.

Shit’s just getting good.
 
It never even enters into his brain that the people he accuses of swatting/harrassment/being Nazis etc are all allowed to defend themselves in court and give their side of the story, and that they are presumed innocent unless Patso can prove otherwise. When the judge asked him "Do you know why they are doing this to you?" And Pat said "They just harass people for fun", Pat genuinely believed that the court would just buy that unquestioningly
People like Fat have bottom rot from being on Twitter too long. "What? I can't just report someone and destroy them like I report people to Twitter jannies and get their accounts nuked?! AND THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?"

You might be able to use a bully pulpit online to get your way, but the American legal system is designed to be hilariously adversarial - thank fuck for that.

I can't wait personally for Fatty Cakes to stand before a judge and cry that Nool is a thought criminal because allowed people to mill about inside his internet social club and call him fat. And that Fatty also constantly interacted with the fatposters because that's totally what people in fear for their lives do.
 
Gee Fat Rick, I had no idea I could find all this stuff out about you by visiting the first page of your Kiwi Farms thread. I also didn't know you were a "drunk with anger management issues." And why did you abandon your daughter? That's a shitty thing to do.
 
How is taking aspects of his life he freely posts himself, and laughing at them criminal?

Nobody here agrees with swatting or anything illegal, fat retard. You can’t portray yourself as a famous public figure and then cry about being satirised and made fun of on forums.
Imagine the man hours required to interview every person Patrick has accused of atalking him. How many hundreds of hours worth of statements would there be from people whose only crime was making fun of dumb shit he says on twitter? It's the most ridiculous mystery ever conceived. I hope they catch whoever called in the swaTTing so bad. Patrick is the most unintentionally entertaining man in the world.
 
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