Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
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guys, is it very alpha to shit all over the toilet and make other bitches clean it off for you though?
Does anyone have a timestamp for the KC episode featuring the hutt's sperg out over instrumental music in the church?
Whalers Against Raycissm
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It’s going to be a sharp decline in ratings if you have a gossip show with “normies”audience (sorry, it’s just an accurate description of 30% of their audience)
Getting drunk and showing off your awesome bod is only for *us.
*people that enjoyed PPP’s original stream but quickly soured on him when he became an unapologetic grifter and joined forces with Warski.
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Every photo or video I see PPP stalking around Sam; Sam always looks really uncomfortable lmao
Imagine the smell
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He looks like he is going to eat that nigger
Vuedou
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I am sorry, but when you're as fat as PPP, I think it is time to stop making fun of Ralph for being fat
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PPP soyboying over meeting some nigger, how far have your gunt fallen Ashton?
Also dear God look at his teeth, how are they that fucking yellow, I've seen people who smoke a pack a day and don't have teeth nearly that yellow. Does he literally not practice any hygiene whatsoever? Like fuck buddy.
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That Lakers tarp...
bread n circuses
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There’s something gloriously ironic about someone as fat as Asston wearing a sports shirt. If I looked like him, I would be too ashamed to wear that shirt in public(or to go out in public at all frankly).
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That’s even too big for the ghetto ass Negresses who usually wear Niggerball tarps
BROS I MET SAM TODAY! HE WAS GETTING ALL SWEATY THERE FOLKS, ABSOLUTE BEAST. LOVE YA, SAM!
Look at sam just f-f-felt this bag! What a legend!
Almost there, ladies and guntlemen!
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PPP will not have the stamina or strenght to climb up to the corner to pep talk and water Andy during the fight. He will be out of breath/ unconscious before Andy.
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Fuck he looks like he stinks.
Fat, sweaty, greasy, he looks like he hasn't washed his face or his hair for weeks.
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I missed reading you lovable faggots shitpost about these Canucks during my work/smoke breaks.
If we somehow don't survive the troonmegadoon, just let want to let you know there was never a finer place to sneed in the sektur. Also thank fuck flam finally left the internet.
Sorry for fagging up the thread but the sight of ASHTON's sweat was making it smell like McDonalds and I wanted a break. Also he's FAT AS FUCK GIVE YOUR HEAD A SHAKE CHAMP
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Holy shit ASSTON has gotten fat like reallll fat
I’m imagine the airplane couldn’t even take off with this fat gunted Canadian on board lol
I’m imagine the airplane couldn’t even take off with this fat gunted Canadian on board lol
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Someone sat on a plane next to him for upwards of 9 hours. They deserve to have their flight refunded.
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Wonder if KSI was nice enough to put Asston in business class or just bought him two economy seats?
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They should have made him buy two seats.
I got stuck on a flight to NY once next to this guy that was so fucking fat he was fucking spilling into my seat. He wanted me to lift the arm rest because it was digging into him but it was the only thing keeping (ineffectually) his fucking folds from flowing onto me like the fucking Blob so I told him to fuck himself, and he complained to the stewardess who made out like I was the asshole because I didnt want this fat fuck spilling into my lap.
Many such cases, very disrespectful.
Fat dudes as big as Asston should have to buy two seats or travel with the luggage in the hold.