say what u want to say

[Dialtone]

I just wanted to play video games and have a fun time on the online.

 

[MrBond]

Is a Mary Sue and the 007 franchise is Twilight for boomer dudes

That's Mr. Sean Goddamn Connery to you robot!

 

[Blacked]

I just want to make fun of a retarded canuck wannabe Freemason who stalks his ex-girlfriend cause he’s got a dented brain, is that so much to ask?

 

[Near]

I hate Nigars and Faguettes

 

[Cat Phuckers]

I want to eat kedi snacks and cheezburgers!
Hope you guys understand...

 

[Ric Flair]

Spoiler

sneed

 

[infectiousjelqmaster2011]

I just wanted to have a good stream… have a good time…

 

[Jenna]

As a representative of Owen A. Forums, I would like to extend to all of you the same courtesy given to my fellow brothamen during the dark days of our Internet diaspora.

We don't want any of you. So fuck off and have fun in obscurity.
You're welcome for Fatrick, faggots.
#ONA4EVAH

 

[Deckard Bane]

No amount of site shutdowns or cancellations will make you a real woman, Lucas

 

[Museum Burning Rioter]

I just wanted to play video games and have a fun time on the online.

but but-you are doxxer nazi harraser terrorist!!!!1, you can't say meanie words about me online!!!

 

[Fancy_Robot]

Here’s a gay song that fits the title of this thread:

Bareilles kinda looks like what Keffals is shooting for, like how Mexico shot for their own NASA program but instead invented the burrito

 

[Muissatop]

Shmeat

 

[BentDuck]

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Great, thanks for giving me a boner at work.

 

[Jacky Jennings]

my predatory grandson Sander

 

[Cats]

I was playing the computer today when suddenly my cat opened the door to my office
and walked in on her back legs like a Person.

She began saying horrible things to me and I felt extremely frightened. It was then I noticed that she was holding a gun.

The cat began threatening me at gunpoint to provide her with Maximum Treats.

I said I already gave her many treats and that if I gave any more she would get fat like a pumpkin

The cat said said "Not as fat as your mom", which caused me to cry, because my mother struggles with her weight.

The cat knew which buttons to press.

The cat said that she had overheard me talking about wanting hedgehogs, but not being able to have them because she would eat them.

"You WILL get the hogs", the cat screamed, and then smiled and looked at me as if to say:

"i want you to get those hedgehogs because I want to eat the hedgehogs"

Please help kiwi farms all this time I thought my beloved cat was a sweet animal.

but she is a Psychotic Critter and I am in fear.

The cat said if she had to kill, she would. She would feast on my corpse until the cops found it and placed her with
a sweet old lady who would adopt her and then she could threaten the woman and break her lifealert so nobody could help her. The cat then insulted me saying there was plenty of my meat to last a long time, implying that I was fat.

I loved my cat but I am scared. How can I become a cat so that I can fight this cat?

 

[Dog Anuses]

Niggers

 

[Kiwi Farms Lurker]

I SAW FRANK WU HAVING SEX!

 

[Pissmaster]

 

[Jomi]

May God always protect the great nation of Israel.

 

[Eddward]

Man I'll miss this site if this is truly the end. Nowhere else scratches the lolcow itch like KF.