Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Is Keffals suspended? Haven't seen a tweet from them in a while.
He is probably ordering his 8th dinner. Then dilating.
He only posts during KF temporary downtime so he can rally his retards over his "victory". They're trained to never think or look into anything beyond Lucas's tweets so, to them, they're just winning over and over again.
 
Isn’t one of the big symptoms of autism a lack of ability to understand sarcasm and social cues? And isn’t autism linked to being trans now (something like 4 times more likely to troon out than normal people)? I think it’s hilarious that keffals wants to be trans hitler.
Bit of an insult to Hitler, really.

As a related matter, these "people" live in fantasy land in so many different ways.

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Asides from thinking that a person can be any gender he chooses, rather the sex he was born as, they are conjuring up non-existent, fantasy causes of legal action. "I dunno the laws." Yeah no shit, you shit smelling axe wound of a eunuch.
 
Holy shit, I finally caught up. I said 47k pages ago that you give a tranny 100k and milk will start flowing. Here we are and the European saga is just beginning. Lucas mentioned his friend having really good opsec. How many days until Lucas blows that all to hell? I may even be generous saying days.

I also presume Keffals will spend his vacation much like Ralph did. Inside his hotel room with the occasional exit for Burger King (or KFC or whatever North American chain they have there) and/or being assaulted in the street.

Also, Lucas is fat and ugly and I would not have sex with him behind a Taco Bell in 1990, again.
 
how did lucas manage to turn so many people to hate the kiwi farms? silk road was a website that literally facilitated criminal activity, from selling drugs, to putting hits out on people, if I'm not mistaken. The operator of that site is viewed at least neutrally in most circles and is revered in some. We just laugh at retards. the ire seems a bit misplaced
you know those kids at the grocery store who cry when their parents tell them they cant have a candy bar? lucas has a whole following of them they all scream and cry if they dont get the thing they want and get mad when anybody tells them no. in this case it spiraled into a bunch of weirdos with obsessive personalities that think getting ratioed on twitter is some huge win and that if somebody is doing or saying something you dont like the best way to fix it is to throw a fit like a child till whoevers in charge bends to you will. they are loud as fuck but not really that smart so in most cases if you just ignore them or stand your ground they tire themselves out.
 
Another from tikkytok:
Can we get past this compunction people even care to talk about all random people online?
If that logic was true the site would be 10X
It's like every lolcow, furry, tranny, and activist on Twitter has activated at once. Some have threads already.
Fuck them.
They are people who think the world revolves around their ass.
What you post, get's posted. Simple.
 
Just around when the DDOS let up. Interesting

Nah not quite, I did a little timeline during the website downtime. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/keffa...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-12825588
Arrived in Ireland about 17 hours ago if my timeline is accurate.

However what I will say is: the website came back up about 3 hours after they landed. then the MTG 'I was swatted again' tweet came out and then within about 5 minutes of that tweet that's when the website went down again (the most recent/longer one, I was on the website trying to find one of the posts I wanted to reply to at the time)
 
Impossible to know what’s been posted already. So I’m just gonna post this. Also, this little scuffle we’re having against seemingly all the lolcows on Twitter is really funny. I don’t care what the outcome of this all is, because it got a good few laughs outta me.

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lol calm down Keffals. We’re just a silly little site about kiwis.
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LMAO
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Holy shit he is really F5’ing the shit out of his own thread.
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Good job faggot, another doompost
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I seem to have made quite the impression. They seem to think it's hilariously ironic that there was apparently a comic where Cyclonus was tailgated by Tailgate. They don't seem to realise that somebody could fully support the LGB and still be concerned about little things like troons trying to guilt trip lesbians into sucking their dick or Keffals straight up admitting to rape by deception. Makes no difference to me anyway, I'm a strict gewunner. There's bazillions of transformers continuities and fag Cyclonus ain't my Cyclonus, just like fag Ironhide ain't my Ironhide:

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Bit of an insult to Hitler, really.

As a related matter, these "people" live in fantasy land in so many different ways.

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Asides from thinking that a person can be any gender he chooses, rather the sex he was born as, they are conjuring up non-existent, fantasy causes of legal action. "I dunno the laws." Yeah no shit, you shit smelling axe wound of a eunuch.
you forget the owners daughter is some bitch who had archives removed because her friend was sad.
 
Good one @Teridax faggot. At least you're self aware considering you also use this site. How Keffal's boots taste?
His "mercado libre" (ebay for south america) profile has him listed as a Uruguayan from Reducto, Montevideo.
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Fuck them.
They are people who think the world revolves around their ass.
Yeah, Don't bend the knee to there demands. They are the true losers in society now. Its no longer just fat neckbeards. Its these fat ugly women and men who spend all there lives on twitter bitching about how oppressed they are. The only difference is that these people are glamorized as heros by the media in country and not as the losers they are. These fuckers are man children that been spoiled there entire life just because they cut there dick off.

Honestly whats with the establishments obsession with overprotecting trannys anyways? They are pretty much useless to society other then being a democrat vote.
 
Honestly whats with the establishments obsession with overprotecting trannys anyways? They are pretty much useless to society other then being a democrat vote.
They are an extremely good source of revenue as any medical transition will result in a lifetime dependency on expensive medical treatments.
 
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