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I'm late, but here is something for the Destiny 2 fags.
The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame - Reading warning labels are for chumps.
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I'm late, but here is something for the Destiny 2 fags.
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This thread is hysterical. Semper fucking Fi to everyone who has contributed content here.
Also, for everyone reading let this be a lesson, nobody is undoxable. You cannot fully prevent it. The best you can do is make it harder for potential doxers to find your shit. Just look at OrsonZedd, he was so arrogant, retarded and incompetent that for over a decade he posted about his degenerate hentai and porn tastes, enlightened fedora atheism and embarrassing arguments with his dad, all under ONE username because he never fathomed that anyone would dislike him enough to do one Google search. I still can't believe that's all this took either, one fucking Google search and over 10 years of shameful, humiliating cringe was unearthed all because he did nothing to cover up any of it.
Remember Kiwis, use a unique fucking username, go scrub all your terrible obscure fetish forum posts off the internet before you try to shitpost, and if you're gonna come here preaching about tranny rights then at least do it in a way that doesn't paint a massive fucking target on your back like our pedo pal OrsonZedd. This site's actually pretty welcoming to people with different viewpoints if you don't act like a smug condescending asshole when discussing them. Who knew!
Also, for everyone reading let this be a lesson, nobody is undoxable. You cannot fully prevent it. The best you can do is make it harder for potential doxers to find your shit. Just look at OrsonZedd, he was so arrogant, retarded and incompetent that for over a decade he posted about his degenerate hentai and porn tastes, enlightened fedora atheism and embarrassing arguments with his dad, all under ONE username because he never fathomed that anyone would dislike him enough to do one Google search. I still can't believe that's all this took either, one fucking Google search and over 10 years of shameful, humiliating cringe was unearthed all because he did nothing to cover up any of it.
Remember Kiwis, use a unique fucking username, go scrub all your terrible obscure fetish forum posts off the internet before you try to shitpost, and if you're gonna come here preaching about tranny rights then at least do it in a way that doesn't paint a massive fucking target on your back like our pedo pal OrsonZedd. This site's actually pretty welcoming to people with different viewpoints if you don't act like a smug condescending asshole when discussing them. Who knew!
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The halal thread is about as long as this one, feel free to check it out if you enjoyed this one.
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Believe it or not I just saw the dedicated thread for him several minutes after making that post. My bad for harping on him here, don't mean to contribute to shit up the thread any further. I'll be moving to that thread once I've fully completed this one (still got a couple pages to go). Though, I feel what I said was general enough to stay relevant here.
Anyways, topic sperging aside I have a feeling this thread sadly won't maintain this level of consistent content past Alan's discovery. There are only so many KiwiFarmers so retarded that they used a matching username here, right? We've gotta run out of milk eventually, though Alan was a 2014 account so I could be completely wrong. He really was the perfect storm of lulz waiting to be unleashed.. 8 fucking years for his degeneracy to be found splattered across every social media site you could imagine + approximately 700 weirdass obscure forums.
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Indeed, it's humbling. And I underlined the crucial bit: @OrsonZedd never actually thought any of his shit was a problem (and probably still doesn't). All of that degenerate faggotry that we're all laughing at? He's looking at it and going "Yeah, so what? What's the problem?"
So that's the other lesson: always use protection. What that means is that "I don't have anything interesting about me that would be worth doxing" is probably not something you should trust your own judgement on, if OrsonZedd and all of our countless other halals are anything to go by.
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10:1 odds he saw a porno involving one of these:
I refuse to provide a source to the footage in the off chance he doesn't already have it. I won't have that evil on my hands.
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He will, once he reads this thread. I'm betting he doesn't think it's proctologically evil.
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Oh yeah, 100%. Everyone here has something they don't want getting out. Now, granted there are different tiers to that kind of thing; hiding your embarrassing music tastes or first name is far from the same thing as hiding your degenerate Donkey Kong tranny belly button fetish porn history (cannot fucking believe i just typed that) but regardless, take some steps to keep your info safe. It may be inconvenient or annoying to have to use a different sign-in or e-mail address for every website and online service you frequent but I guarantee we'd all rather deal with that than be put in the same position our friend Alan is right now.
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If he physically purchases one to insert my sincere prayer is that he trips, and Ye Mighty Crayola impales him Mr. Hands deep.
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I'm pretty sure I've already covered this, but why not cover this again?
There are more users than you think on this site that haven't been doxed for the sole reason that they haven't pissed anyone off enough for a simple username search to be run. I've picked unique sounding usernames from the forums and run searches on them. I've gotten hits too. The difference between these people and "Alan-Michael White" is that Alan decided he wanted to be obnoxious and shit up a thread. That's why he got doxed. Not because the dox was easy.
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I am surprised that you haven't mentioned your other catch here as well, as that poster still hasn't learned his lesson.
As hinted by this song.
Yeah, once he comes back with the cigars, it's been 85 years already...
If a newfag is arrogant (and fat) as Orson then it's inevitableh, one day as the farmer, another day as the cow.
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I’m genuinely surprised… no seriously, a 2014 account and he survived the 2017 outage and the 2018 breach… and he didn’t change ANYTHING??? Not even when Null and all the other admins of this site were actively telling users to dissociate their real world identities with Kiwi Farms at all costs???
Bro, how fucking dense can a nigga get? He’s how old and he paid absolutely NO fucking heed to his computer teachers’ warnings about the internet?! He can’t even claim to be a zoomer with no sense because he’s a goddamn nonce!
I saw the drama unfold but it got swept away by Keffals’ lunacy alongside my own general disinterest until now.
أين حمرة الخجل؟ أين الحياء من الله عز وجل؟
Bro, how fucking dense can a nigga get? He’s how old and he paid absolutely NO fucking heed to his computer teachers’ warnings about the internet?! He can’t even claim to be a zoomer with no sense because he’s a goddamn nonce!
I saw the drama unfold but it got swept away by Keffals’ lunacy alongside my own general disinterest until now.
أين حمرة الخجل؟ أين الحياء من الله عز وجل؟
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The thing is, He never attracted enough attention to himself to dig into until recently, He's made some dumb posts around the Chris forum and the Lowtax thread before but nobody payed much attention to him after that and quickly forgot about it at the time, All it took was one post in a highly trafficked thread to do him in which is quite impressive.
I'm also sure there are a hand full of users on here who use the same name still but don't cause enough of a scene for anyone to care, Those who unironically refer to Chris as "she/her" though should probably be checked out because you never know how big of a footprint they may have.
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He just had to jump up and down screaming "I am a fucking mammoth mongoloid." Well, I mean "ontologically evil." Same thing really.
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This is actually incorrect. No idea about any of the other shit on here, but the current Donkey Kong is Donkey Kong III, i.e. the original Donkey Kong's grandson.
Donkey Kong Jr. is a separate character (original Donkey Kong's son). The reason for the confusion is because Miyamoto created Donkey Kong Jr. and did not like the Rareware redesign of the character, so he did not want that design to replace him.
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Ok, but why are we laughing? Give us more to work with bro.
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He's yet another example of someone that read the "Don't sign up with a name you use anywhere else" warning when he went to register here, and just ignored it and charged on ahead anyway. Which, to be fair, is what the thread is about.
You bring up a good point though: they're not all going to be @OrsonZedd's. The majority of them will be (if only because namefagging is highly correlated with the kind of attention-seeking faggotry that brings the laughs), but every now and then you'll dox someone and they'll just be a regular person. That might be what happened here (inb4 @Thunk Provoker corrects me by posting a mother-lode of halal-worthy shit buried in the dude's Reddit/Youtube/Twitter history).