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Fetish Roulette said:
I love these. For posterity, I went through his LiveJournal and discovered that @OrsonZedd is a euphoric atheist who can't get laid. He also wanted to be a teacher at some point, so I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that one didn't work out.


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"Fuck the school of education", indeed. I can see why he doesn't understand the value of a lesson plan.
 
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Step one of shitting up a thread: don't use the same username everywhere

https://www.facebook.com/orsonzedd
https://www.linkedin.com/in/orson-zedd-84671040
https://www.reddit.com/user/OrsonZedd/ (https://archive.ph/R2xZ3)
https://orsonzedd.tumblr.com/ (https://archive.ph/T7R1r)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/OrsonZedd/pseuds/OrsonZedd?expand_fandoms=true (https://archive.ph/7ZceO)
https://dragonballfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Orsonzedd (https://archive.ph/AKvGf)
https://www.pokecommunity.com/member.php?u=944156 (https://archive.ph/CPPHD)
https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?members/orsonzedd.59703/ (https://archive.ph/FXOJI)
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/2990980-orson-zedd (https://archive.ph/TO8W5)
https://nandroid.booru.org/index.php?page=account_profile&uname=OrsonZedd (https://archive.ph/zo7Bc)
http://www.apefist.com/search/OrsonZedd (https://archive.ph/4fK31)
https://forums.directv.com/users/610a8097ed2bb7094cbb7751 (https://archive.ph/wip/Kxgzj)
http://www.dkvine.com/interactive/forums/index.php?showuser=133 (https://archive.ph/wip/cfUZ3)
https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Search&profile=all&search=orsonzedd&fulltext=1 (https://archive.ph/wip/Nmww2)
https://smashboards.com/members/orsonzedd.238667/ (https://archive.ph/wip/GNPow)
https://nintfjr.livejournal.com/ (https://archive.ph/gLHcl)
https://youtube.com/user/nintfjr (https://archive.ph/Pdh2k)
https://profile.typepad.com/6p010536eae901970b (https://archive.ph/zYaEK)
https://www.colorslive.com/artist/Orson+Zedd (https://archive.ph/ErxLS)
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/231599/Orson-Zedd (https://archive.ph/gTxnU)
https://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?/profile/15891-orson-zedd/&do=content&change_section=1 (https://archive.ph/xSQDm)
https://profile.typepad.com/6p010536eae901970b (https://archive.ph/zYaEK)
https://drawception.com/player/32517/orson-zedd/ (https://archive.ph/B3uF8)
https://guerrillagardening.org/community/index.php?board=298.0 (https://archive.ph/2Jt6b)

From Vaush's Discord server, I shit you not:
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https://twitter.com/RegulusYoumans (https://archive.ph/wip/WarpO)
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@OrsonZedd, dude, you're a 2014 account. What are you doing?
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This guy's for real? I thought he was only being ironic in the keffals thread because calling someone ontologically evil is the most generic bait thing you can do. why would a vaush fan stick around on the kiwi farms for 8 years? This is a massive psyop but i'm not sure against who.
 
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Epic Fail Man said:
LMAO I there was a thread a couple of days ago joking about linking your KF account to your linkedin. Didn't know someone was this stupid enough to actually do it.

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"Says here on your resume that you've got 7 years experience in 'Kiwi Farms shitposting'- mind explaining what you mean by that?"
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OrsonZedd said:
I might get upset or angry with you guys and moralizing but I really do think you're not irredeemable like the rest of the internet says about the site. No one is beyond saving and well I'm sorry for being part of the problem.
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You sure you're a euphoric atheist? You sound like a fucking Jehovah's Witness.
 
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OrsonZedd said:
It's unlikely I'm pretty sure Keffals hates me but I think it's important to defend people who hate you when they've been hurt, because that's part of being empathetic.
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At this point you should go back to sucking the girldick. Got any plans to troon out yourself?
HorseGirlSupremacy said:
You are not gonna convince anybody to use Her and Clara, you should have known that. You are a 35 year old man, you are too old to get so heated over people disagreeing with you.
Next time, just leave the computer for a minute and come back.
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Guy's probably severely autistic and those motherfuckers don't learn.
 
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OrsonZedd said:
Listen I don't dislike any of you. I think you're all hurting, and at least we have that much in common. Do you want to kill others? Really? Well I'm sorry that I've hurt you, at least. I know I didn't make things easier for you.
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I've seen covid lockdowns and other things break a lot of KF users but Holy shit dude.
 
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Absolutego said:
There is so much fucking meme fodder in a commie janitor hating the school of education.
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Hm? Nah I don't hate the school of education. Teachers are a special bunch and there's a very complicated way of thinking required to do a VERY difficult job with very low pay. I was probably hurting then, it's hard to say. But I've got a real respect for educator; they don't get enough love or respect for the job they have.

I'm gonna go but thank you all. It means a lot getting to talk to you.
 
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OrsonZedd said:
Hm? Nah I don't hate the school of education. Teachers are a special bunch and there's a very complicated way of thinking required to do a VERY difficult job with very low pay. I was probably hurting then, it's hard to say. But I've got a real respect for educators, they don't get enough love or respect for the job they have.
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Bro... keep digging at this pace and you'll be in Australia by tomorrow.
 
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