Kel1 shi1
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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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Ghost of Furry Past
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this reads like you're 60 years or older
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I regret seeing it, but I admit to laughing for a solid 5 minutes reading up on that guy
School of Fish
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I'll just leave this on a high note for the night.
To the trannies and Leftoids that may be reading this and to the news journalists and government officials that may be reading this, I'll just say this to you.
We don't give a shit who you are. We don't care if you're some award winning journalist, we don't care if you're some big time politician or a member of a government, we don't care if you're a Left-Winger that wants to eat the rich, we don't care that you're a Right-Winger that wants to throw commies off a helicopter, we don't care that you're LGBT, we don't care what race or ethnicity you are, we don't care what your religion is, and we don't care if you're rich or poor; we just don't really give a rat's ass who you are. If you make yourself look like a fucking idiot, we will make fun of you and laugh at you.
We're not some Leftoid hivemind like what idiots like Marjoie Taylor Greene want you to believe and we're not some Rightoid hivemind like that idiots like Keffals and left-wing journslists want you to believe.
The only thing we like to do here is make fun of morons on the Internet and in real life in general. We don't give a damn who you are, your social status in society means nothing to us. We're only interested in laughing at idiots and that's it.
To the trannies and Leftoids that may be reading this and to the news journalists and government officials that may be reading this, I'll just say this to you.
We don't give a shit who you are. We don't care if you're some award winning journalist, we don't care if you're some big time politician or a member of a government, we don't care if you're a Left-Winger that wants to eat the rich, we don't care that you're a Right-Winger that wants to throw commies off a helicopter, we don't care that you're LGBT, we don't care what race or ethnicity you are, we don't care what your religion is, and we don't care if you're rich or poor; we just don't really give a rat's ass who you are. If you make yourself look like a fucking idiot, we will make fun of you and laugh at you.
We're not some Leftoid hivemind like what idiots like Marjoie Taylor Greene want you to believe and we're not some Rightoid hivemind like that idiots like Keffals and left-wing journslists want you to believe.
The only thing we like to do here is make fun of morons on the Internet and in real life in general. We don't give a damn who you are, your social status in society means nothing to us. We're only interested in laughing at idiots and that's it.
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GasChamberChef
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He's actually a transdimensional niggerkin. Bigot.
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Hey Lucas, get fucked.
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Modern troonism is almost 100% a gay op from some communist shithole, either the remanents of an op from an earlier version of Russia or the CCP.
It's kinda like the Tyranids in 40k and their Genestealer Cults, if you'll forgive some autistic sperging. They seed the planet with some horrific deformed monsters that infest people, turning them into hideous deformed hybrids, which slowly become over the generations at the same time both more alien and yet more able to fit in, all while they sabotage the planet's defenses while worshipping the great uprising and star gods that will bring them a utopia. And then the actual Tyranids show up and eat everyone, including the goddamned infiltrating cult. (To do: A Genestealer Cult Kill Team in trans colors.)
If the troons ever helped bring a communist uprising to the west, they'd be the first against the wall, and everyone knows it except them.
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I think the real reason why so many of them are being vocal is because they think they're close to winning. If the Byuu debacle didn't do it, this certainly won't.
MTG? She's fine, pissed off but fine. She also isn't someone that any Kiwi or person they assume is a Kiwi would want to fuck with so the charade dropped fast. She's under the impression that it was a tranny leftist who did this to her.
The person who tried to swat clearly didn't pick a good target because if this dense cunt can realize that it's a troon behind it, they aren't doing a good job.
Lucas? He's fine. The worst that has happened to him is food sent to his hotel room/house. Now that we have the Transient Troon arc in swing, there won't be another incident for him to scream about unless he fabricates it himself.
Anything that happens after this is immediately suspect. Kiwis should know better by now. Let's just hope it's messy enough to reveal who is actually behind this because their opsec is abysmal.
MTG? She's fine, pissed off but fine. She also isn't someone that any Kiwi or person they assume is a Kiwi would want to fuck with so the charade dropped fast. She's under the impression that it was a tranny leftist who did this to her.
The person who tried to swat clearly didn't pick a good target because if this dense cunt can realize that it's a troon behind it, they aren't doing a good job.
Lucas? He's fine. The worst that has happened to him is food sent to his hotel room/house. Now that we have the Transient Troon arc in swing, there won't be another incident for him to scream about unless he fabricates it himself.
Anything that happens after this is immediately suspect. Kiwis should know better by now. Let's just hope it's messy enough to reveal who is actually behind this because their opsec is abysmal.
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No, no, keep tagging them. I'm hoping that guy logs in again at some point and sees all the notifications from these jokes.Tbf most of these retard lurkers have probably seen keffals admitting straight up to helping kids get access to HRT and they still support him so idk if they'd believe or care about anything they see here since this is an evil white supremacist websiteIf they see a thread with proof about a tranny killing an entire family they might just go "well MAYBE she was harrassed by kiwifarms which led to her gender-euphoric mass murder @Cloudflare @FBI @UNICEF #DropKiwifarms"
edit: can't believe i accidentally @'ed the fbi so sorry sirs
Also you forgot @TwitterSafety!
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Luca Shoal more like Luca Shoah'ed.
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I've yet to meet one that wasn't a narcissistic pervert who had trouble communicating with women before trooning.
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Well, the story is a bit long and it's a Chilean lolcow (which is completely unrelated to Lucas), so read if you want.
Nicolás Ignacio Liñán de Ariza Baquerizo better known as Vardoc1; he was a Chilean let's player who got really big in the Latin American youtube community throughout the 2010's, I don't remember everything but from what I recall, he had a toxic gf who ended up accusing him of being a pedo and tried to force him into getting her pregnant, then the dude broke up with her just to get with an even crazier bitch, whilst they started dating she still had a boyfriend and allegedly had a couple of male friends that she often partied with (and according to Vardoc, one time she arrived early in the morning after a night out with the boys just to take a shower).
Despite the sketchy vibes (and many warnings from friends and family) he ended up marrying her just to discover that she had no job and dropped out of college, apparently, she lied about having a job but it really was he ex's job, he forgave her and allowed her to be useless for a while until the constant fighting (one of those fights involved her overtly flirting with another well-known youtuber called HolaSoyGerman during a stream at Vardoc's place) made him give her an ultimatum "you either get a job or we are done", what job did she choose? well, she decided to offer haircuts to the neighbors at the apartment complex they lived in, and who acquired her services? a balding man, of course, she quickly befriended this dude and started hanging out with him; finally, Vardoc decided to split up, but she still toyed with him, she used his credit cards to go out with the neighbor, she borrowed his car for an "emergency" which ended up being her moving into the neighbor's apartment (this apartment was right above Vardoc's).
After a bunch of mocking directed towards the cuck, alas, he exploded... in the worst place and moment possible; during a famous Chilean charity (called "Teleton"; it's been a thing since 1978 and Vardoc did 24 hours+ streams for it since the early 2010's) he called her ex-wife a fucking hoe (he used the Chilean idiom "maraca culia'"), this led to him being canceled and the harassment made him private his whole channel (which was his entire career and income because his only education was in voice acting and he never worked in that field; he also erased everything in the vlog channel where his entire relationship and daily life was documented); I think that he even contacted MGTOW Chile after everything happened, and supposedly there was a video of him hearing her getting fucked right above his bed (I don't really know).
At the end of it all, Vardoc made the decision of leaving the internet in late 2019 (his youtube career began in 2006) and he opened a bar which already has a couple of locations and seems to be doing well, he also made public most of his old videos in 2020 and hasn't done anything online besides a couple of cameos and managing his restaurants' social media. So, idk I see that as a reformed lolcow. Also, his ex-wife ended up cheating on the neighbor with a physician.
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Imagine the smell if all of these people had a meeting in one room.
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no, it’s magical thinking. it’s an attribute of primitive man’s (and lucas sure is a man) mentality to believe that saying something can cause it. think of a voodoo doll - you stick the pins in the representation of someone and you imagine that they will suffer because of the symbolic action. it seems to these monkeys that if they chant « kf is going to go away forever ! » over it will really happen just because they said it was going to. you could think of it like a rain dance too. unfortunately no matter how many times you say something magic doesn’t exist. somewhat surprisingly after the jk rowling débâcle magic is still in vogue among the troons. they have not yet made the advance to scientific thinking yet because it is a higher stage of civilization and evolution. the real way to understand the troon is through anthropology.
GasChamberChef
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About the same as AGDQ 2022 I'd imagine.
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All of the screeching is even more hilarious when you consider that the people throwing shitfits about Kiwi Farms and how destructive the site is for currently pointing and laughing at them for said shitfits are spending their time and energy doing so on a social media cesspool like fucking Twitter .
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That's why they stream on YT and Twitch and expect people to throw money at them.
Lucas - this is what I'm going to be doing in the future. Not because I harmed you, but because you will inevitably take your own life.
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I don't know about reforming, but this guy certainly made sure to try once this video blew up.
Literally only this video is available on the internet, with no audio. Everything else he put out has been erased from ever being found.
Also if you find this guy reminiscent on anything, the final nail that led to deleting fucking everything is he was the trace over for this
Literally only this video is available on the internet, with no audio. Everything else he put out has been erased from ever being found.
Also if you find this guy reminiscent on anything, the final nail that led to deleting fucking everything is he was the trace over for this
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