All becomes gunt
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The look of sheer terror on that nigger after looking at how fat PPP is. "Just keep walking, JUST KEEP WALKING"
Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
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Really hoping whoever is fighting Sam, sleeps him, he always looks like shit no mater what he's doing that's "Boxing" related.
Also, is this confirmation this dudes a faggot and wants to get pegged by either Tardski or Hyde or both?
Jasper2K
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Why PPP so fat? What's going on? The optics? There never was any optics just gunt. Is it optical to show off your gunt?
All becomes gunt
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Holy fuck Sam hyde boxes like a grandpa that didn't take his fibromyalgia medication. Not on stance, hunched, really weird sequence of 1-2s. Dude it's the sandbag you are supposed to be fucking training. You ain't a fucking kid on the playground you stupid fucking nigger and your coach is also absolutely fucking shit because if he was a good one he would be behind you slamming you with a stick untill you stand up straight in proper stance and start throwing proper fucking punches. The Hunchback of Never Doing any Damage. What an absolute embarassment for the sport all these people are. Not that Warski is any better, and let's not forget landwhale PPP with his gunt protruding, very disgraceful.
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He really does, you can almost smell him through the picture. If he can't be bothered to brush his teeth, he definitely isn't wearing deodorant and probably doesn't shower often. Also when you are fat as he is, you tend to just smell because you just physically can't clean yourself. I don't even know how you get as fat as he is, like don't you just get tired of eating at some point?
Press 1 if overhang from my horrendous gunt is optical and will attract a beautiful succubus endowed in tasteful high heels
Press 2 if the overhang is unoptical, and a sign of my reprobate life
AND IT'S AN OCEAN OF TWOS, A DELUGE
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His gunt is just popping out in every fucking picture now. He doesn't have to do anything to make his gross, sweaty, strangely smooth gunt stick its head out except stand.
Ashton is truly a monstrosity holy fucking shit. That is legit one of the biggest bellies I've seen. His fat isn't distributed everywhere evenly, it's so focused on his swollen stomach.
Fuck man this guy has a disability. This motherfucker has paid so much in Uber Eats he's helping the drivers buy a house. This motherfucker is so fat he unironically would take up 2 seats on an airplane, that is not a meme.
Additionally, his teeth are extremely yellow, his facial hair is scraggly and uneven, and he's incredibly sweaty. Dude you are in a building with air conditioning, no one else is as sweaty as you.
Asstonne the Hutt is an Eldrich Abomination and a fatty fatty bomba-latty.
Baldur's Revenge
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If Asston is truly is tismo like he claimed and others have. The chances are probably EXTREMELY high that he doesn't shower often or brush his teeth. Probably wears the same underwear and socks for days at a time. Probably has shit streaks in them and permanently has an aura of ass wafting from him at all times. Probably has hot garbage breath 99% of the time.
I imagine a smell of baby diapers mixed with garlic/parmesan and flop sweat.
I imagine a smell of baby diapers mixed with garlic/parmesan and flop sweat.
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I can smell the sweat and body odour emanating from the screen, Ashton is so fat, the Malaysian flight MH370 is probably hidden somewhere in his tremendous gunt. There's enough fat on him to fertilise 800 hectares of corn farms with enough leftover to end world starvation, twice. How can this person call anyone a beluga when he's the size of the fucking ISS?
The funny thing about sperm whales is they outsmart humans to avoid getting hunted. Orcas are the most vicious creatures in the ocean.
PPP is a lard balloon. He should be required to hold a passport for his gargantuan gunt and purchase at least two plane tickets.
The funny thing about sperm whales is they outsmart humans to avoid getting hunted. Orcas are the most vicious creatures in the ocean.
PPP is a lard balloon. He should be required to hold a passport for his gargantuan gunt and purchase at least two plane tickets.
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It's shocking how he isn't coated in stretch marks since he's gaining so fast.
He must somehow be taking enough supplements for smooth skin to prevent it, unless his genetics already does the job.
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At least it was only one person and hopefully that sole person was Tardski.
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Copeski probably rested his head on PPP's gunt for 9 hours.
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Well, it'd smell like sweat, onions, bacon, and butter but Cokeski probably wouldn't care and would simply think of it as a faggot pillow.
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PPP lost he gets a free paid vacation with Andy.
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I was watching one of Jaden's streams and he was stream sniping Big Papa Fascist who was announcing that he has made a website called comfy.tv that's basically a ripoff of the technology behind cozy.tv and he said Kino Casino already has a channel and he also mentioned CWC was helping with it, could be related to the donation service CWC made for them. Apparently, BPF is building it for all alawgs that get flagged down by AF and Ralph. Anyway I thought it was noteworthy.
All becomes gunt
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They are in London, you couldnt pay me to go there.
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This is the biggest cope post on the site they are making thousands to network their shitty grift and travel all in one shot. Bro I would fight Salt Papi for free if a million+ people would watch.
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I wouldn’t do anything like that for free. If I was getting paid, sure. I’ll take a dive for 50k or more.
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Some people like the Money, Others like the Glory.