Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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It didn't even occur to him
 
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Okay so, sorry that this is vague? My memory is failing me at the moment. But for anyone who wants to know more specifics on why the hormone bathtub thing is stupid (mind numbingly so), there was a thread on a Brazilian hormone dealer and a number of posters went into how dangerous making hormones actually is.

You can’t make hormones in your bathtub because you can’t even make hormones in the equipment you’d actually use to make hormones. Or any drug. No legitimate chemist would actually make a drug that they themselves would take that they made at home because the required environmental sterility conditions don’t exist in your fucking house. The bathtub thing will kill you (maybe hyperbole) if you do it. But so will cooking it at home anywhere, even with the equipment. Because it takes one fuck up. The memories from the Brazilian tranny thread popped into my head. Any person who has ever talked to Lucas about making their own drugs was put in danger by bad medical advice.
 
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So let's review what has happened so far:

Keffals gets reported to the authorities and blames Kiwi Farms for this, starts a moral crusade against KF.

Keffals and his chucklefucks tried DDoSing Kiwi Farms, failed.

Keffals tried to get Cloudfare to drop Kiwi Farms so that they can DDoS this website and eventually bully Null to shut this place down, failed.

Someone swatted Marjorie Taylor Greene and framed Kiwi Farms and the moderator AltisticRight for the incident, the authorities so far don't really believe that we even did it (some people suspect either Nick Fuentes or Keffals did it but we don't really know for sure).

Kiwi Farms gets back online and in operation again.

Keffals and his goons get angry that Cloudfare is blocking replies to them on Twitter now.

At this point, I don't think this is going to end the way Keffals and his goons thinks this is going to end. The only thing Keffals really accomplished is getting this website to be the hottest place to visit right now. The Streisand effect is real lol.
 
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idk, id be scared if my doxx was out there and i thought people might take things further. was it completely necessary? probably not. but i can understand the caution
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Why are you people this fucking retarded? I'm so sick of seeing people say this exact statement AND SAY IT UNIRONICALLY.

NIGGER, YOUR DOX ALREADY EXISTS.

THERE'S A REASON WHY YOU SIGN UP WITH A STAND-ALONE EMAIL AND USE A HANDLE YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE NO PERSONAL TIES TO WHEN YOU COME HERE.

If you have a social security number, have had a job, a credit score, or have put anything into your name, YOUR INFORMATION IS THAT EASY TO FIND. People don't need to pay a single cent to dox you. It's as easy and google searching your name and scrolling through enough background check websites. That's why shit like Facebook has become dangerous in itself, those are "self doxxes" if you really think about it, and the biggest thing you idiot newfaggots need to understand is the plain and simple fact that if YOU personally took the time to put your information somewhere on the internet, it most likely is just that easy to find if someone wants to that badly.

Once it's online, it's public information, and most websites explicitly state this in their Terms of Services. Even if it doesn't say that in a specific TOS, you should've already been treating the internet like it's a public dump that everyone is free to search through. And you most certainly can't sit there and cry about your privacy/being "doxxed" if you've put yourself out there too much.
 
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Others have discussed this tweet but I'm going to give my 2 cents on it.

The truth is about Kiwis is that they don't like forced power of course, but also, that they're really, really, really stubborn. Sometimes to the point of their own detriment. Some will only respond to literal physical violence, as they have to do it to take care of family or friends or just to live another day. Others you can kick in the face 40 times, beat half to death, or even outright execute them as part of the revolution and they will spit at you and give you the finger the whole time. The respect of farmers is conditional, and it relies on letting them spaz out (which is easily ignored) and actually doing good things (lmao like Lucas would ever donate to the homeless, much less homeless trans people).

Lucas doesn't get this. He can do some theory of mind shenanigans, but he tends to lack it for people who aren't online troons. It's why he tends to make as many enemies as possible while manipulating his audience: he can't talk to Black twitter respectfully, he gets put on the shit list. It's a shame he's so dense and lacking in this department, he could have really taken off as a grifter more than he already has. He got lucky for now, but the plane is going through a lot of turbulence and might dive soon.

No one can stop the trans movement he says. But he doesn't realize the strength of conviction everyone he dislikes has to their own beliefs, us morally bankrupt assholes.

Also, lol, there's already transphobes and kiwis in pride parades. They're called gays, lesbians, and bisexuals, and they hide amongst the crowd while voicing their opinions to individuals they respect. The TERFs are coming from within the house!

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First they came for the kiwi’s
I did not speak out
Because I was not a kiwi
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That's so fucking optimistic. Maybe the owner of Mumsnet might not have the experience Null does with DDoS, but holy shit, you don't go after moms. Moms are fucking vicious and far outnumber trans people, and many more people are sympathetic and understanding to moms than trans people. You won't get doxed, but you'll face their fury hardcore.

I think most of the trans people cheering for the farm's death know this, so sorry about that anime guy.

Swingletonthesimpleton said:
This motherfucker thinks he's the trans messiah
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Can he not tell that cloudfare could not give a single fuck about any of this. They're a business. You're a customer. There are plenty more customers for them, this debacle probably got them a few more, and when you leave theres plenty more customers. Lucas you are not a savior, you're a retard with a grandiosity complex and a mob of crotch zombies.
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Is he still using and therefore giving money to cloudflare? If yes, he's still kneecapping his own movement.

He really does have a grandiose complex. The only event that has ever helped others is him organizing a trans charity drive, of which I'm betting he took a nice chunk of money from for himself. He only passes out pamphlets for DIY hormones, he doesn't make them for others or gather the know how. He offers nothing to this very day outside of "LOOK AT ME RATIO PEOPLE for myself and FOR ALL TRANS RIGHTS which is myself and my supporters." Eat a hat, Lucas.

Also lol his life has never known peace since the kiwifarms have made it hell. He ignored us mostly and focused on his streaming, mostly getting shit from other streamers and twitter users. It wasn't us who picked a fight with Destiny's fanbase or the Quarter Pounder, it wasn't us who said the Black Trans person Jai should be taken out like a tumor. He knows it's his fault but he decides he doesn't want it to be and forces it on others. As usual.

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You're not "stopping" at Cloudflare? Keffals, you haven't even started at Cloudflare.
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....what fucking discord? Didn't we get banned? Also, try to stop an IRC chat motherfucker.

Autistic Spergout said:
I got to thinking about how they are calling this place a cult
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Good thoughts. Kiwi Farms never asks for commitment either, you can lurk or shitpost without having to do grandiose acts of piety like modifying your body.

If we do become a cult, let's all get cool uniforms (or Drool dog and Kiwibird onesie pajamas) and have cool rituals where we blow off fireworks and watch movies or something.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
The TERFs are coming from within the house!
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People really do like to pretend like KF doesn't have a huge population of women. I don't go to that part of the site but I think(?) there are rules there about not being weird at them. Null once commented that KF has a pretty wide audience, that all just shares the site in generally their own sections. And that's cool that we have those sections, and it makes it even funnier when people talk about the 'scary Kiwifarms user', as if (I think) a solid chunk of them are just women who want to laugh at fashion youtubers and stuff. And hey! More power to them.
Of course, according to Twitter, if you oppose them, they'll just erase you. You cease to exist.
It's very progressive. Women's rights and all that jazz, unless you browse a gossip site, then we bury you and your existence.
 
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Yes, got suspended again right after coming back from the 12 hour stint.

If Twitter is applying their rules equally (lol, remember, transsexuals, "do whatever you want all the time") then he just earned a 7 day stint in the gulag, with a 30 day stint for the next one.
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Twitter does no 30 day suspensions.
1) 12hours
2) 7 days
3) Account suspended

Lucas got a 12hour suspension but it was lifted shortly after.

Kanada cilla choo said:
What? Okay can someone explain to me what the fuck he means by Kiwifarms harassment on Fallout 76? Was this an actual thing? It's so out there and absurd I can't tell if it's a bold-faced lie or if he's just acting like all harassment is KF, I refuse to believe even this site has enough autists to bother bullying someone off 76
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Look here:
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He has his own thread here: Fallout76_clown

Highly recommended. Very insane, much lol's.
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So i just wanna take a tally for all the communities lucas has pissed off that i can think off my head:

He pissed off us, he pissed off the groypers, he pissed off a bunch of gays and lesbians that don't like trannies, he pissed off the niggers, he pissed off quarterings fanbase, he got fucking rich of reviewtech to stop backing him after rich realized how deranged he was, he's currently trying to get metokur and his fans pissed off.

That's 7 groups he's pissed off and he's still talking shit about everyone he comes into contact with.


The deathclock for lucas's career is ticking and I'm very curious who's gonna be first to ring the alarm.
 
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School of Fish said:
So let's review what has happened so far:

Keffals gets reported to the authorities and blames Kiwi Farms for this, starts a moral crusade against KF.

Keffals and his chucklefucks tried DDoSing Kiwi Farms, failed.

Keffals tried to get Cloudfare to drop Kiwi Farms so that they can DDoS this website and eventually bully Null to shut this place down, failed.

Someone swatted Marjorie Taylor Greene and framed Kiwi Farms and the moderator AltisticRight for the incident, the authorities so far don't really believe that we even did it (some people suspect either Nick Fuentes or Keffals did it but we don't really know for sure).

Kiwi Farms gets back online and in operation again.

Keffals and his goons get angry that Cloudfare is blocking replies to them on Twitter now.

At this point, I don't think this is going to end the way Keffals and his goons thinks this is going to end. The only thing Keffals really accomplished is getting this website to be the hottest place to visit right now. The Streisand effect is real lol.
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And this all happened because Lucas' parents didn't use a condom when they had sex
 
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School of Fish said:
So let's review what has happened so far:

Keffals gets reported to the authorities and blames Kiwi Farms for this, starts a moral crusade against KF.

Keffals and his chucklefucks tried DDoSing Kiwi Farms, failed.

Keffals tried to get Cloudfare to drop Kiwi Farms so that they can DDoS this website and eventually bully Null to shut this place down, failed.

Someone swatted Marjorie Taylor Greene and framed Kiwi Farms and the moderator AltisticRight for the incident, the authorities so far don't really believe that we even did it (some people suspect either Nick Fuentes or Keffals did it but we don't really know for sure).

Kiwi Farms gets back online and in operation again.

Keffals and his goons get angry that Cloudfare is blocking replies to them on Twitter now.

At this point, I don't think this is going to end the way Keffals and his goons thinks this is going to end. The only thing Keffals really accomplished is getting this website to be the hottest place to visit right now. The Streisand effect is real lol.
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Lucas failing at internet fatwa like he fails at trying to be a woman .

Since we know this burns your amhole every time it is said. You will never be a woman Lucas. You are a mentally deranged man with an axe wound,
 
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