Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Tetragrammaton]

So this is just gonna end up an endless cycle of Lucas blowing through money on relocating and ordering food, getting doxxed, playing the victim card and raising the donation goal.

Good lord

"kiwifarms has now doxxed me 33 times i am running out of countries to hide in please donate to my gofundme so that i may purchase a private island in an undisclosed location it is my only hope for safety. if i am given this island i will make it a safe haven for trans youth"

 

[fachi]

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Interesting how the post prior to the over the top ridiculous sperg post uses the phrase "toxic manbaby". That's a pretty lefty Twitter phrase to use when insulting someone, and very much the opposite of what someone who would seriously utter the sentence "Its so beautiful everyone coming together to take down a tranny pedophile." would say.

this sounds like something an insane person would make a kiwifarms account to say though i feel like

 

[Freezard]

Now the question is, does Keffals flee somewhere else, or just calm down and stay put?
Where is the next stop in the "Where in the World is Carmen Transdiego" saga? Fleeing in terror, or globetrotting? The travel funds are never going to run dry so why not go around the world?
Actually don't you might come here and frankly I'd rather you not.

 

[CumDumpster]

I just want to laugh at the funny people on the silly cow website man

Of course, gamers wanted to play videogames in peace back in 2014, but no....
Some adulterer had to sleep with gaming "journalists" while the outlets later censored people revealing collusion to keep Zoe and Nathan's lose lips from ruining Gawker and top men.

 

[Veneraris]

I love all the new accounts that are like

HEY FELLAS! Isn't it great we can (illegal act) (chosen minority) and say racial slurs? Oh boy I hope someone (illegal act)s soon!

I hope registration stays closed until next year.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Somewhat unrelated: does anyone have any good voice remedy suggestions? I have been laughing at this shit all day today, even when I'm away from my computer, and it's fucking up my vocal cords. I literally have a sore throat.

fuck it hurts

 

[Thumb Butler]

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Lucas, despite stating in the past of his hatred of God, his son and his followers is now praying to the good lord to smite his enemies, just like Ralph. Sorry Lucas but the bible made it clear that God and Jesus hate pedophiles so your pathetic prays for vengeance will go unanswered because God and Jesus hate you too.

This kind of language ("campaign") as well as the threats, would get most people banned. But not our Lucas. Something is rotten in the world of Twitter.

 

[chicken nugget]

Fingers crossed phase two is Keffals traveling to Serbia. Battle of Null's balcony would be a great idea.

 

[Dickens Cider]

What’s really funny and pathetic (well It’s Lucas so I will not feel bad for him) is this- for all that money he grifted and all the attention he’s gotten, the only enrichment he’s received that’s normal is….NOTHING. He’s still in a shithole room spouting stupid as fast as his fat fingers can go, and has learned nothing. Irelands beautiful. Wales is beautiful. All he’s getting out of his travels is monkeypox. And OF COURSE he’s doing it on purpose- I’m sorry anyone thinking otherwise needs to think harder. That isn’t the funny part (him continually doxed) it’s watching “legitimate” media play Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football, illustrating just how fucking retarded MSM has become. They keep falling for the same exact shit spewing from Lucas’s mouth and blame us. Dox move dox move dox move. Lucas you aren’t a woman. When you get to “phase 943” to get them durned kiwis (sometime in early October at this rate) I’ll still be laughing at you

 

[Ozymandias]

Wait I'm a tard, did one of us actually threaten to show up or is this Lucas just adding details to make shit sound super cereal?

An anonymous commenter on Keffals' doxbin threatened to show up at their apartment, and uploaded a phone video of the building to this YouTube account (archive), lending the threat credibility. The comments seem to have since been removed and don't seem to have been saved. They made no mention of this forum.

This person has made several YouTube videos about pedophiles, and receives comments from pedobear-themed accounts. They mention a person named 'Mela' in this video about harassment of children (archive) - which also happens to be the username of someone (archive) in the Keffals doxbin comments (archive) claiming to know Matthewhf. This doxbin account uses a little girl as its profile picture and links to a Discord server.

This person seems unhinged and the threat appears credible. It doesn't seem very difficult to find them, which local law enforcement hopefully already has.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

I usually don't care so long as they get mad and if I want to be subtly sadistic, I just give them actually good advice so they spitefully do the opposite and get fucked.

Yeah, they're not usually what I'd calling thinking types so that's fair. Personally I enjoy watching the change when something I said gets under their skin and the go from smug to shit-flinging over the course of a few minutes.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Subtlety is the best weapon against them because they can't compartmentalize it well. They can blow off loud, angry tirades but tell them the truth and watch it slowly eat at them like a cancer until they explode.

I'd argue they can't blow off either.

These people are severely emotionally stunted and socially incapable. Every negative form of criticism, every single word however venomous will dig inside them and grow like cancer. It keeps them up at night. They would not go to such extreme lengths to remove dissention or criticism or harsh words otherwise.

These people are very fragile. They should not be on the internet until they develop proper egos and learn coping tools for hurt feelings.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Somewhat unrelated: does anyone have any good voice remedy suggestions? I have been laughing at this shit all day today, even when I'm away from my computer, and it's fucking up my vocal cords. I literally have a sore throat.

fuck it hurts

Honey in a mug of herbal tea. Lemon tea for best effects.
Shit, I need to keep this on-topic. Uh...Uh....
Ah, right. Fuck trannies and sex pests that delegitimize people who actually need hormonal treatment.

 

[???????????j]

The glow of the three letter agent so fucking bright jesus christican't see SHIT!


Should we tell them to avoid boarding the plane if a cat is nearby?

Who a Glowie

Nice try, Glowie you already fucked up last weekend for me I had TO TOUCH GRASS.

No I'm not a Glowie just a retard making a really fuck up dark joke.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Any information you can find about lolcows on the Farms doesn't come from the Farms, it comes from the lolcows. All we do is archive, repost, and discuss. Let's go through the logic that these people are suggesting, fundamentally

1. Someone posts a dumb tweet
2. We archive it, and discuss
3. Because we've taken the 2nd step, any information relating to the tweet is suddenly haram, and the tweet should be treated as if it somehow never existed. If you don't follow this rule on Twitter, you're seen as a "conspiracy theorist"

What the fucking fuck?

The crime isn't in them posting it, it's in someone "bad" noticing it and not responding as required. Everything they do is basically about trying to control how other people react to things they do or say. They think if they can get people to hide it there will be no blasphemers against their Church.

 

[fachi]

Who a Glowie

No I'm not a Glowie just a retard making a really fuck up dark joke.

yeah i knew it was just a retarded person

 

[AMHOLIO]

I mean, it's said to hurt them. If they could just do what the rest of us do, which is follow the ancient internet rule of "Do not let words control your feelings. They can be meaningless if you let them be" then this shit wouldn't be a problem. But they can't do that. That's called being a fuckin' adult, and they all have some strange arrested development.

It took a fucking spine to be LGBT back in the day. Even the nicest old gay I know can hold his own in an exchange of words and has pride and confidence in himself. They were fire forged because of sad times, but ultimately the ones who came out of the major AIDS period were stronger on the other side, and try to impart that on the youth.

Trans people need to get a fucking grip on what they let hurt them. "If someone calls me my birth sex, I will have to spiral for the rest of the day," is one of the least healthy things I can think of for mental health. If someone saying a few words to them shatters their worldview, they need to reevaluate whether or not they're true and honest trans in the first place. Making peace with the fact that not everyone treats you how you would like is as you said, part of growing up.

 

[Brutality]

I hope registration stays closed until next year.

> Joined in 2022

 

[François de Braquemont]

I found the planning documents.

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troon warfare tactics

 

[Ninon42]

It would be a total hoot if it weren't so infuriating to see these lying cocksuckers portraying getting $100k free gratis for doing absolutely fucking nothing and immediately going on a European vacation as some kind of persecution.

Think of it as a loan against future misery. Much like with the Tranch GFM, it's more funds and opportunity to fuck up spectacularly for our amusement. He's having a mental breakdown due to an unhealthy obsession on Dear Feeder and has shown the entire world how utterly thinskinned he is. This will not end well and we'll still be here watching and laughing.