Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Ghostse]

Also, unban keep it real.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.

I missed how he would abuse his wife and neglect his kids to do drugs. #FreeLowtax

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I missed how he would abuse his wife and neglect his kids to do drugs. #FreeLowtax

Lowtax truly was a real american hero

 

[Maude Snew]

Lowtax truly was a real american hero

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I missed how he would abuse his wife and neglect his kids to do drugs. #FreeLowtax

If only those sweaty toes hadn’t tripped him up.

 

[Tanner Glass]

One of the thoughts I had during the downtime about @Lowtax was that he was, in one area, actually vindicated.

Everyone wanted him gone from SA and suggested that he was holding them back, that things would be better with him gone. He sold the site and then really made sure he wasn't coming back and SA is arguably somehow even worse than it was with him around - even after a few years.

Vindication!

 

[Headache Relief]

If only people had bought the fucking mangosteen juice Lowtax would still be with us today.

 

[Ghostse]

If only people had bought the fucking mangosteen juice Lowtax would still be with us today.

I never clicked his links. His blood is on my mousing hand.

 

[Maude Snew]

I never clicked his links. His blood is on my mousing hand.

I hope you mean that in a metaphorical sense otherwise you really need to get tested. We've seen the people he stuck his dick into towards the end, you want none of that.

 

[AnOminous]

I never clicked his links. His blood is on my mousing hand.

You were just doing what he told you.

 

[Maude Snew]

You were just doing what he told you.
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"You were just following orders"
What is this? The Nuremberg trials?

 

[Katy Perry Mason]

If only people had bought the fucking mangosteen juice Lowtax would still be with us today.

that meltdown was the best.

"Fine! don't buy the juice, and don't click my fucking links!"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"You were just following orders"
What is this? The Nuremberg trials?

I mean, the fat guy did commit suicide before the court could carry out his punishment.

 

[Peru oso donas]

I mean, the fat guy did commit suicide before the court could carry out his punishment.

Do you think taking Xanax as if it was candy would have made him resistant to cyanide? And in that case, how many cyanide pills would have been needed to do him in?

 

[Open Window Maniac]

how many cyanide pills would have been needed to do him in?

All of them

 

[Tomo]

Remember when he got beat up by Uwe Boll and cried about it?

ahh the good old days

 

[a crotchety old wizard]

One of the thoughts I had during the downtime about @Lowtax was that he was, in one area, actually vindicated.

Everyone wanted him gone from SA and suggested that he was holding them back, that things would be better with him gone. He sold the site and then really made sure he wasn't coming back and SA is arguably somehow even worse than it was with him around - even after a few years.

Vindication!

The irony that SA itself became the last goon project: a reboot launched to much fanfair only to go radio silent and fade away into fat lazy oblivion

 

[Ghostse]

The irony that SA itself became the last goon project: a reboot launched to much fanfair only to go radio silent and fade away into fat lazy oblivion

I'll make the website.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Lowtax truly was a real american hero

Yup he is the all American internet user

 

[RapidUnplannedDisassembly]

Fuck all these uptight tranny chomos interrupting for even a minute the one good thread we've got to continue savoring the most distilled post mortem schadenfreude the Internet has to offer.