Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Ariel]

One problems I have with the bathtub HRT is the amount of children that became psychotic due to excessive estrogen. Lucas has blood on his fat hands.

 

[Feignedgoat]

Yeah no one here wants you to die Lucas after all if you don't just randomly join the 41% because you realize you are a freak like the rest of them there are so many other avenues that would naturally claim you. Like Aids cause ur gay

 

[Stop Sign]

lmao this Lucas dude has a true and honest messiah complex. All the attention has gone to his head, he genuinely thinks he's at the head of a troon army about to wage jihad on nool. Bros, I fucking love this timeline.

Yeah, and not only that: all his orbiters have given him the impression of being a leader of some sort, with a cohort numbering in the thousands, while in truth they're just a bunch of weirdos with enough money to hire criminal do DDoS a website.

I really hope that he doubles down in his delusions and starts seeking approval in real life: imagine the average joe getting exposed to things like "HRT done in a bathtub", "HRT sold to minors", "creep creates a harem of effeminate 16 yo's boys", "fart-fetishist transgender pornstar advocates return of the USSR", etc. That would be hilarious.

 

[School of Fish]

Reading the Discord screenshots only proves to me that there's a reason why God invented the middle finger anyway.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I wonder who groomed him as a child.

 

[Savo Loves You]

Hey Keffals, looks like the downtime:
1. brought more attention to you and
2. made Ethan Ralph one of your biggest fans

Keep up the good work, I couldn't have done better if I tried!

 

[Ga1v5]

Nick was on Simpcast, Keffals talk starts at 1:17:00
A group of women laughing at Keffals is not gonna sit well with dear old Lucas

Based bimbos dunking on the stinkditch

 

[Hitman One]

Nobody is threatening to kill you on the farms and if they are, they are retards and we call them retards.

Besides, why would we want to kill you? You sperg out, it's funny, rinse and repeat. Why would we deprive ourselves of that?

People who spend too much time on Twitter have their cranium hollowed out and replaced with rubbed earplugs and packing peanuts, I swear.

At these times I recall the old New Zealand proverb: "dead cows make no milk".

 

[Kazukifaen]

Thank fuck we are back. I Was tired of Scrolling trough The Farms on archive.ph

Nice try Lucas. But the farms always win.

 

[Punished Emp]

Nice try Lucas. But the farms always win.

we never lose. I noticed Chelsea Manning tweeted Keffals ,so brave lol

 

[VOC]

What the fuck is Hotwheels' problem with the site
It's been years of seething and i was never able to find out why

Because when your the poster-child for leaving deformed freak children on a hillside to die from the elements you have no sense of humor because someone here laughed at him. Come on Hotwheels, have a better sense of humor, I mean look at you, God does.
This deluded genetic mistake thinks he's gunna smash the fash. The thought of him falling off his cripple vehicle onto the floor kinda makes me smile.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

 

[Austim Spergler]

its kinda crazy the farms was in actual danger again sorta over a almost literal who lolcow, its weird i feel its a similar situation to Near, the thread wasnt big enough or interesting but they got attention to themselves, if they kept silent and ignored or whatever everyone would have forgotten in eventually but no, it was making a fuss from not much and keep making noise and trouble almost ending the farms in what would be one of the most interesting coming years for christory

 

[School of Fish]

Keffals is a repulsive human being and I would not have sex with him, not even for a billion dollars lol.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Troontown Massacre after drinking what they believed was HRT but really it was suicide juice

Dude imagine the smell!

Remember faggots if you say to Lucas to kill himself just say the holy 2 words

Spoiler: The holy 2 words

In Minecraft

I don't advocate for Lucas to kill himself in Minecraft but the stupid fucks brain is so burnt out on hrt and the dumb fuck is so psychotic at this point.

This cow could go in any direction tbh but I am betting horrorcow.

 

[notafederalagent]

Let's see what Lucas has been deleting recently...


https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1470652491859734532 (https://archive.ph/JVFlD)

I don't have the patience to screencap or even look through all of them, but here's a list of tweets that he deleted in the last few days. Someone should take some screenshots and post them. Having some regrets there Lucas?
https://archive.ph/NuiEH
https://archive.ph/CbD5t
https://archive.ph/kGTV8
https://archive.ph/NcFHy
https://archive.ph/nGMsg
https://archive.ph/zsMEf
https://archive.ph/ZMavT
https://archive.ph/3eixz
https://archive.ph/qG0wf
https://archive.ph/zAkLB
https://archive.ph/yhFzK
https://archive.ph/lCT5W
https://archive.ph/1CKUg
https://archive.ph/LvRoM
https://archive.ph/BEVXs
https://archive.ph/QN7jG
https://archive.ph/8PJ1Y
https://archive.ph/2fhqm
https://archive.ph/89xtI
https://archive.ph/BbDOl
https://archive.ph/mmfTR
https://archive.ph/gUCeS

 

[fachi]

Keffals is a repulsive human being and I would not have sex with him, not even for a billion dollars lol.

now i dont know if youve seen lucas' frakenstein's monster vagina but all im saying is yes not even for a billion dollars

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

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Hey, be nice to us pink triangles. We're not all like @dreamwebz !

 

[Bundychu]

now i dont know if youve seen lucas' frakenstein's monster vagina but all im saying is yes not even for a billion dollars

There are pictures of it?!

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Okay, obv I havent updated people on what's going on in his discord. So let's go through some of the highlights.
Keffals discord is like before, dying, and the only things people wanna talk about is Kiwifarms but they are not allowed

They said the quite part out loud

"Cum is a nectar"

This is what people talk about in the "trans youth discord"