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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I still won't ever drywall, but I did take some fence building advice just a while ago. This thread lives in all of us.
Anyone reasonably physically fit can drywall.

Anyone reasonably sane will realize there's a damn good reason people will pay a lot of money not to drywall but have someone else do it instead.
 
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Oh hey, we return!
Back to dabbing on troons.

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Case in point your frankengina is being made from corpseflesh my guy, I'd call that desecration of the dead.
Poor bastard's gonna get to heaven and look down to see his face skin was used in creating a freaky fuck hole that'll go rotten within a month.
 
The retarded medical bag would do more harm than good if used by someone without training and practice.

IV bags aren’t useful if no knowns how to start an IV. Same with the trach tubes. Inserting a trach in the field is last resort, oropharyngeal or nasopharyngeal airways would much more appropriate but they’re LARPers who’d rather Tweet than learn things. I’ve literally never seen an Ambu bag with yellowed tubing. I won’t even get into blood borne pathogen stuff.

It doesn’t matter because it’s just LARP accessories. It’s crazy that they put so much money and time into faking. It’s understandable that they can mislead people who don’t know what they’re looking at. Everything is a performance and nothing ever gets done.
Not to mention all of that shit is useless for what they intend to use it for.
I'm not too sure if the tranch qualifies as wilderness. It most likely qualifies as back country. There's no reason you would need to run a fucking IV. There is no reason why you would need to put in a trach. It's so fucking useless for normals that we were told not to put one in our kits because the mere PRESENCE of a trach tube looks bad during lawsuits.

It all reminds me of when we were being shown some fancy jewish tourniquet that went around the neck. It costs about 2000 dollars and was capable of saving someone with a serious laceration on the throat (bleed out time: measured in seconds). The talk was not about how cool the kit was. The walk was about how you should only have what you are able to use and intend to use, and what would be functional in the field.

Like, my bug out hiking bag first aid kit's most serious piece of kit is a silken band that can serve as a tourniquet or sling. Maybe some coagulant or the CPR barrier. Few ace wraps and gauze and the usual basic pills you'd expect + 2 adderall if shit really hits the fan. You see someone carrying a big red bag with a cross on it and a fucking surgical table behind them and you just know they are gonna probably get someone fucking killed if they try and provide first aid. Even if you know how to run an IV, spray yourself in the face with pepper spray and try to run one. If you think that sounds retarded and unrealistic you aren't prepared for what it would be like after a bear attack or the nightlife in Tijuana.
 
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You get a phone call from a journalist. Your indigent parent donated their body to spare you the expense of a funeral and a media outlet followed the paper trail. Which would you rather: blast testing, or troon ditch material?
 

You get a phone call from a journalist. Your indigent parent donated their body to spare you the expense of a funeral and a media outlet followed the paper trail. Which would you rather: blast testing, or troon ditch material?
I'm not going to lie, if that happened I only want to make sure I got a fair cut of the money they sold it for. My parent is gone from their body, their dignity is preserved through their actions and memories they left behind. The person in the vessel matters, not the vessel itself. It would still be awful and tragic and would hurt, and would rather be worm food for the cycle of life, but it's not that insulting, just stupid.


But if I had to choose, blowing up is much more fun.
 
the Tranch is committed to eliminating all the members of the Kiwi Farms
Good fucking luck with that. The full fury of Keffals' twitter mob couldn't keep us down, what do these jokers think they are gonna do with barely any following and a decaying property full of starving animals? Oh we're just quaking in our Kiwi boots.
 
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I fear this coming necro-pussy. Surely such a thing is a true sign if the end of days and we must all band together with torches and pitchforks to ensure such an abomination does not dwell among us.

New tenacious unicorn death metal album 'Amhole from beyond the grave'. Kind of a cannibal corpse/cradle of filth feel.
 
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Ah I see we've reached the chapter where the mad scientist stitches together a bunch of rotting corpses in a mockery of the human form. I can't wait for Kevin's neovag to kill everyone he loves and drive him to the ends of the earth in revenge for its creation.
 
Not likely, because black people don't like donating organs. But they do like getting paid for it. See: Racial Disparities in Preferences and Perceptions Regarding Organ Donation
Not to derail but there’s an urban legend that “they let you die” if you’re an organ donor “so they can have the organs”. It’s prevalent in low socioeconomic white communities too.

They mistrust the medical system in general. Unfortunately the medical system has lost even more credibility thanks to troonism and downplaying vaccine side effects.
 
Not to derail but there’s an urban legend that “they let you die” if you’re an organ donor “so they can have the organs”. It’s prevalent in low socioeconomic white communities too.

They mistrust the medical system in general. Unfortunately the medical system has lost even more credibility thanks to troonism and downplaying vaccine side effects.
Just wait until it gets out that they make dead people into Troon poon.

Oh my god it just occurred to me that the troons just chad yessed the "your pussy is made of dead flesh" accusation. I can't believe we just got owned that hard. Fuck.
 
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