Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Yo is it transphobic to not want to pump kids with drugs?
it MUST be transphobic to not want to sub to Lucas's Fart Dominatrix Only Fans
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Chloe Segal (I think it was Segal, it's been a while and I always got their damn name wrong anyway for some reason) was a MTF Tranny who had some severe mental issues, got exploited by the troon community, and ultimately decided to literally set themselves on fire and burn to death while reading a note of condemnation against the lack of proper mental care.

It should be noted Chloe chose to burn to death because they thought it would essentially be painless. Among their dying words was an admission that it very much wasn't.
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Sounds like they died as they lived - ignorant of what should be simple biology.
 
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Somehow my Twitter cache fucked up, and as a result, I had "Keffals #dropkiwifarms" over Metokur's profile picture. I thought he'd changed his name just to troll her but no such luck it was a weird glitch.
 
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in honor of lucas being in belfast, i think this tune would be fitting

I doxxed you by a doorknob last night
(Sing up the Farms)
I sent you food to gorge on at midnight
(Sing up the Farms)
Oh  something's telling me boy, you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you'll go for HRT

Oh I've got a brand new wound dilator and a pair of fucked up boobs
I've  got a lovely new dog collar and a lovely sharkie plush
And  when we go on Twitter rant we hold each other's hands
We are the Tranny Army and we're here to groom your child

 
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TheMorawOne said:
in honor of lucas being in belfast, i think this tune would be fitting

I doxxed you by a doorknob last night
(Sing up the Farms)
I sent you food to gorge on at midnight
(Sing up the Farms)
Oh  something's telling me boy, you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you'll go for HRT

Oh I've got a brand new wound dilator and a pair of fucked up boobs
I've  got a lovely new dog collar and a lovely sharkie plush
And  when we go on Twitter rant we hold each other's hands
We are the Tranny Army and we're here to groom your child
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SING UP THE FARMS
 
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Birdlawyerr said:
nothing to see here
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FYI if Kekkals or Lizard Fong doxes me I'll deny it and claim they're mentally retarded trannies. My Amazon supervisor will then yell at me to get back to packing boxes.

EDIT: Oops I wasn't supposed to say I work for Amazon. Oh no now Bezos is going to make me clean the employee bathrooms :'(
 
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dumbledore said:
He was also commenting on Keffals doxbin thread and making these baseless threats.
The youtube channel he was linking - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCN59KDo20rWx2UuT-Axi-Ig/videos
Too bad his posts are now gone.

update;
he is still posting this shit even tho it was removed in the past
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If the people backing Keffals are gonna assume this dude's identity and post shit under his name online could they at least come up with something more entertaining.

"LOL my name is Mattzi, it sounds like Nazi so you know what side I'm on mein friend. Here's my full first and last name and discord while I make seemingly credible threats. I sure hope the local authorities don't catch wind of this and storm my house."
 
JustStopDude said:
He needs a work visa for that. And assuming he formed a legal entity like an LLC in Canada for his business, he has to pay double tax. Canadian tax for running the business there as the owner and income tax in Northern Ireland.
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Telemeter said:
What, no taxes?

Canadian income tax rates for individuals - current and previous years - Canada.ca

Information on income tax rates in Canada including federal rates and those rates specific to provinces and territories.
www.canada.ca www.canada.ca
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
I am guessing Lucas better contact an accountant right quick. This is from GoFundMe, & admittedly concerns the IRS. But Canuck-istan's tax men are probably salivating over potential fines, etc. if Lucas misuses his money as an income substitute.
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I would find it pretty damned funny if it's the taxman that ultimately gets Lucas. It's doubtful that he's appropriately reporting all of the money that he's bringing in (and even if you're honest it can get tricky to do that when multiple countries are involved) and the IRS (or equivalents in other countries) don't give a fuck about "muh oppression" excuses or your pack of rabid ghoul followers impotently posting on Twitter. It's even better when they nail commies who have been preaching for years that the state should really take more of what people own.
 
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Timotei Lindeanu said:
More Keffals supporters around twitter
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Greg Wilson on Twitter: "for those just joining us, @Cloudflare hosts…

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Eddie Bowley on Twitter: "Kiwifarms is one of those things we're not …

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Much like the Soldiers storming the beaches on D-Day Lucas is bravely using your thousands of troonbucks to fight KF's Iron Curtain the only way he knows how... by grooming kids!
 
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