Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Brutality]

you can hear how dejcted Lucas is now that we're back online.

Cope, Sneed, and Dilate grease goblin.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I would hatewatch but I couldn't stand to listen to his voice for more than a minute

Raise a pint to those suffering for us, all.

 

[Evilronald]

He can’t even face the camera when he’s fake crying. He must be really sensitive to the screenshots like these that we keep posting. I hope he doesn’t find the “death note” thread where we put dead names on it and cause troons to kill themselves.

 

[Propane Ganda]

This is gonna be fun! How many people will actually show up?

This will be forgotten by then. I doubt many people will bother. It is like 6 weeks away, by then people will focus on midterm elections or Hassan Pyker's third sports car or something.

 

[Tangie]

Chloe Sagal misused go fund me money. Who’s that remind me of?

 

[Orange Man Costume]

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based viewcount.

<2k is a pretty terrible turnout for such a grand announcement to 130k twitter followers, of which only 8% show up as bots to twitteraudit.

Its almost like theres a social media benefit to doing performative gestures on Twitter for the crusade of the day, but no benefit to carrying that to other platforms.

I'm predicting a cloudflare protest turnout of 20-80 people that gets disrupted by the local homeless.

 

[Troll Patrol]

Listening to Kweefails describe Kiwifarms is like the way catholic priests use Satan to scare people. Kweefails and priests have a lot in common.

 

[LikeAStone]

A nice and easily hackable website made, just for Kiwis.
Amazing.

 

[le boucher]

Can someone spoonfeed where Lucas with the machete came from.

here comes the aeroplane: read the OP

 

[A huge plate of beans]

Notice that Lucas has only cried when talking about himself.

 

[yydszmiteg1]

Is the plan to overdose us on lols till we crash the site ourselves?

 

[Keffals Raped Me]

Listening to Kweefails describe Kiwifarms is like the way catholic priests use Satan to scare people. Kweefails and priests have a lot in common.

Fitting since Keffals is as safe around minors as said Catholic priests.

 

[Mackerel Fish Stew]

Great proofreading there, launching your site with a duplicated paragraph

 

[smarty_snoops]

this website is like a powerpoint presentation on Joshua Moon LMAO

 

[Gabber Evangelion]

Can someone spoonfeed where Lucas with the machete came from.

its from his Queen Clara onlyfans, he posted some videos on his old (now deleted) twitter

 

[Jack Awful]

Lol the donation button goes right to Keffals's donation page on keffals.gg.
"Please give me more free money. That will beat Kiwi Farms somehow."

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I can’t even tolerate this grotesque child grooming freak enough to contribute to this thread. It’s absolutely rancid.

 

[Evilronald]

So is this just a website based off a Wikipedia article and the usual lies they’ve made about this site and Null? Lucas must’ve taken my advice and decided to go with “pretend you’re doing something but not do anything that might solve the problem.” He’s turning the hysterics up to 10 too. This’ll get lots of grifting money.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Crazy how Keffals tweets get thousands of likes and engagement but barely any Twitch views. It’s like people don’t even care

And honestly, how many of those views are just us?

Between mindless terminally online twitterettes and his likely use of twitter bots, it all makes sense. Even Keffals wouldn't be dumb enough* to rent twitch bots since that's his livelihood.

* I'm sure he could be dumb enough to do it, but he hasn't done so yet.

 

[You're not real]

Can someone spoonfeed where Lucas with the machete came from.

I believe they are part of his dominatrix arc. He made some really weird videos brandishing the machete and telling the viewer he would kill them. I think this was supposed to be "sexy." Tranny kinks don't tend to make a lot of sense, but maybe that's why he's a failed "dominatrix," lol.