Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Lucas Robert's is trying to be a funny faggot on Steven Crowders post Screenshot_20220830-144702_Twitter.jpg
You're an unfunny man without a penis that I would not have sex with. Also you're fat.
 
can't get caught up on this thread and didn't find it via search so hopefully this hasn't been posted, but wanted to document Lucas's lie that Catboy ranch was age verified + former member calling out the lie

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>required photo ID to join

even if this was true, this is a good thing... how?

"Everyone, you can trust ME with your personal information! I'm definitely not emotionally unstable and definitely wouldn't probably weaponize the fact that I have your real name and photo ID now if you ever even slightly disagree with me! trust me, I'm SAFE!"
 
>required photo ID to join

even if this was true, this is a good thing... how?

"Everyone, you can trust ME with your personal information! I'm definitely not emotionally unstable and definitely wouldn't probably weaponize the fact that I have your real name and photo ID now if you ever even slightly disagree with me! trust me, I'm SAFE!"
Yes, trust Lucas with your information. He has proven excellent at information security, the past month.
 
I think this tweet I found should be posted every time someone says KF killed Chloe Sagal:
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i feel like if you show this to keffals supporters they would just claim these people are all secret kiwifarms members
>required photo ID to join

even if this was true, this is a good thing... how?

"Everyone, you can trust ME with your personal information! I'm definitely not emotionally unstable and definitely wouldn't probably weaponize the fact that I have your real name and photo ID now if you ever even slightly disagree with me! trust me, I'm SAFE!"
im not sure but having minors provide you with a photo id sounds a tad bit illegal. especially if by some small chance these id's were saved on a hard drive especially one that is being scanned by police.
 
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Does Keffals remember that when he was talking for the first time about a protest in front of Cloudflare's HQ he promised to pay for flights and hotels for protesters so that they can join the party?
That he promised to show up himself if the protest gets enough coverage by media and his cultist like followers?

🤔
 
I maintain this hope in my dumbest of sheep hearts that the Catboy Ranch will be the sword that Lucas and his entire cult inevitably dies upon.

Lucas could self-destruct in a million different ways, but I don't think anything will top the poetry that he be undone by his sick fetishistic obsession with grooming confused young boys into lopping their dicks off. The projection rivals theater hardware.
Oh it most definitely will. The only reason anybody with proof hasn't come out yet is because they're scared. With good reason, they already got tricked into having their dick removed, they probably don't want keffals to sic their rabid fanbase on em
 
"I'm supposed to apologize for liking a person's tweet, when you're the person who took away my husband's income. Do you even know what it's like to have a real problem?"

that tweet by based Melina sums this faggot ass nigger perfectly.

2022, a beautiful year, where you can chop your dick off, make a twitter account and sit online all day complaining and get donations
 
Why do troons think that the farms is going to disappear permanently if Cloudflare dropped us? They're not the only provider for protection. Go ahead and protest at DDoS guards headquarters in St. Petersburg, tell me how far you get.
Someone posted a Twitter space that happened between keffalstans earlier and they unironically believe that "every moment the site is down we take it up the ass and bleed users that won't return". Meanwhile, in reality, this is the most poppin' we've ever been. Thanks, Keffals! I'm not going back through 500 pages to find the link, but there was another gem in there, too. "I'm a commercial truck driver troon and I've been listening on the radio and all the truckers are talking about how we're winning against the farms!" The lengths troons will go through to gaslight themselves and each other with delusional lies is truly something to behold. "This twitter scientist's study says if you deplatform a community they don't spread their message but die out in the shadows." Yeah? Tell that to Reddit and Twitter after the great troon coomer exodus on Tumblr. I have never seen a bigger delusional group of retards on the internet and I've been here a long time.
Hah, that's funny. I was just looking for something about that earlier and one of the first things that came up on Jewgle was a dailydot article pretending to debunk the whole Reiko /r9k/ saga [archive], and who else could have written it, but our very own troon journo friend of the thread, Ana Valens. So many funny coincidences. Time do be a flat circle like dat sometime.
 
1800 Kiwibros!
229 pages, and we've still got 2 hours to go before 24 hours will have passed since the revival.
At the current rate we're going, this thread will have maintained a pace of 10 pages per hour, which is fucking nuts. That usually only happens when a mega-happening occurs, like CWC raping his mom. All that happened this time was this website got pulled for a few days. Keffals is a genuine menace to have stirred us up this much.
 
Does Keffals remember that when he was talking for the first time about a protest in front of Cloudflare's HQ he promised to pay for flights and hotels for protesters so that they can join the party?
That he promised to show up himself if the protest gets enough coverage by media and his cultist like followers?

🤔
Spending 100k on flights would be a more honest use than just stealing it.
 
Keffals has to realize its in his best interest to keep KF up and mocking him 24/7 otherwise the attention that comes with "fighting it" will disappear. If he "wins", he has no more cash cow to rely on.
Meh... Next will be 4Chan. If Keffals is successful, they're gonna keep going after sites eventually ending after Onionfarms. Keffals found a pretty good grift.
 
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