Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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"I don't understand! Why would cloudflare block our emails? All we really did was spam the shit out of them until they're at their wits end! What gives?"
And wasn't it Fong-Jones who was at least two days ago if not last night asking "Why would Cloudflare keep supporting KF AND why don't they LISTEN TO ME!!!!?" in regards to e-mails and shit?
 
What do they even have to lose? They're already permanently mutilated cockless freaks with nothing to live for.

Their twitter/discord "support net". They need a constant stream of validation to cope with their life choices.

And a place to ask for money if applicable.

Are these retards really maintaining a site that has a list of all the cloudflare emails on it to spam and then protecting that site with... cloudflare...

They're basically trying to hold cloudflare at gunpoint, "you work for us and whoever we tell you to."

And if cloudflare decided to deny them service they would pull the "oh, so you will help a nazi forum but not us, the good people".
 
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So this is pretty funny.


> The website now known as Kiwi Farms originally evolved from a Wiki site dedicated to documenting and harassing a neurodivergent trans woman known as Christine Weston Chandler in 2008

I don't know if things are framed this way in order to really drive home the " 'ate me tranz" angle that Keffals is going for, but given the current events like Chris-Chan's trial and all I didn't think anyone would still refer to Chris as a "she". I was under the impression even the most left-wing trans allies had all already denounced Chris as just a degenerate sex pest.
 
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Your gf left because you were cited on a gossip forum OR was it because of what you’ve done which KF cited? 🐔 🥚
 

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Maybe he'll have someone construct a mascot costume of Josh Moon, hire one of those dancing Cash4Gold sidewalk guys to wear it & spent an afternoon screaming at it with his friends.
They will recycle a Trump costume and write Josh Moon/Null in Sharpie on the front of the shirt. Maybe a poorly drawn tranny colored KF logo on the back.
Eta: Maybe they can use the KF lunacy sticker for his last name and make it extra special.
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I'm going to need this in writing from Chris Christopher Christine Ricardo himself.

Given that we don't even use cloudflare for ddos protection, i wonder what tale lucas will spin for when nothing happens after all these shitfits and protesting and cloudflare
Lucas has people out here tweeting about how they are the Farm's host and all kinds of other shit. They are getting set up for disappointment no matter how this turns out.
 
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And wasn't it Fong-Jones who was at least two days ago if not last night asking "Why would Cloudflare keep supporting KF AND why don't they LISTEN TO ME!!!!?" in regards to e-mails and shit?
They seem so shocked that executives at a highly successful tech firm would grow tired of reading insane emails from seething trannies with hurt fee fees.
 
While his gofundme has dried up like his festering axe wound, his farms thread keeps growing.


Thanks for the laughs Lucas.


PS you still aren’t a woman.
His axe wound will never completely dry up, it will always have an ongoing infection. I wonder if the sepsis in his troon blood is exacerbating his mental illness....
Just an hero already Lucas, it's time you become part of the 47%
 
Are these retards really maintaining a site that has a list of all the cloudflare emails on it to spam and then protecting that site with... cloudflare...
October 18 2022 - The scared shitless cloudfare intern rushes to his desk, narrowly escaping the wrath of the troon mob. CTRL+F's all domains with "kiwifarms" and hits delete on his workstation. You can hear Bittersweet symphony play subtly in the distance as Lucas disintegrates into a pile of $100k.
 
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