Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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What is it with these trannes using anime depictions of themselves? You look nothing like the feminine depiction in the illustration, you fucksticks.
It's harder to groom impressionable kids if they know you look like a less-charismatic Crypt Keeper. If everyone had to use a candid photo of themselves on Twitter, the troon problem would solve itself in no time.
 
Reminder that when they dropped storm front it was because the owners of the site were implying that Cloudflare's management was on their side. They provide anti-DDOS for a lot nastier sites than this; I really hope that Lucas over plays his hand and annoys management enough that they give him the boot
I don't expect anything to come from this. Keffals will spend the following months by malding about Cloudflare and Kiwifarms, without realizing nothing will happen, though it can be used as a lie to collect more donations. And to be honest it would be hilarious to see the police just moving them away from doing the protest they have planned for months. Excited to see the horde of troons launching their attacks on the Cloudflare event thing, and how it turns out.
 
I don't know, Kiwis aren't a protected class. It's like classifying a site that hates Justin Bieber a hate site.


I'm more worried about IP logging with the site. LucAss is fishing for trouble.
The IP logging stuff doesn't matter unless your IP can be cross-referenced with another list of IPs, what's he going to do? Release the IP of everyone that's visited the site?
 
♪ Hey, now, look over there, take your mind off Sam Hyde,
It's just doorknobs, Warhammer, and fuckloads of memeing.
Trannies and Twittards now, wanna get off this ride
With the saltmine of Twitter so fev'rishly screaming?
And the Farms' errant glare, packets fizzling like rain,
Lent a name to our struggle, a voice to our pain
We think Keffals' dilator knows yet what it sees,
Those pus-infected axe wounds, bathtub HRTs. ♪

♪ At the break of new dawn by the light of the Sun,
Came a joyful shout of "the Farms is back up again",
Lucas and his troonsquad lost all their little fun,
While we all gathered round to talk with our frens,
We're decentralized now, milking those damn lolcows,
Thanks so much, Dear Saint Jersh, for not giving up now,
Hey Lucas, your fanbase is deranged fat loons,
We don't care, though, we'll just laugh at trannies and troons ♪

♪ Riot all you want, folks, this site's never going down
You will never be a woman, don't fight, just accept it
We document your crimes while you hang up your crown
Getting your followers massed with an assload of bullshit
We've survived much worse, through the Byuuicide curse
Your shitty DDoS attack's now in a hearse
So seethe, cope, and dilate on your afternoons
We'll come together and laugh at trannies and troons ♪

♪ I can't wait for Phase 4 of his shitty attack
Where he doxes himself and plays the victim again
You'd have better odds wrestling a diamondback
And I can't wait to see what happens then
Long live our great Farms, Lucas took his own L,
Sent his fans straight to heaven, himself straight to hell
We've been through much worse than attacks by your goons
And we'll still be here ogling your trannies and troons ♪
 
I don't get it why every time some disgusting obsessed manchild troon gets butthurt the first ting they do is invest thousands of dollars into taking down an internet forum for like 2-3 days (while generating a lot of publicity). What's that supposed to achieve? Do they think people here can't live without visiting this website every day? Usually I barely even notice there was any downtime, or just go do something else and visit it a few days later.
But, you're dead.
 
good thing I used a burner email for login and always use a vpn before coming here


even before all of this I never trusted you fags
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It's harder to groom impressionable kids if they know you look like a less-charismatic Crypt Keeper. If everyone had to use a candid photo of themselves on Twitter, the troon problem would solve itself in no time.
As the newly risen-from-the-dead @AnOminous once said, "you have those instincts for a reason. Anyone who wants you to ignore them wants to harm you".
 
I'm sure someone out there could dox me from KF, but you'd have to have a lot more knowledge and power then Keffals. Apparently he has never seen a VPN ad on youtube. And that's just the easiest thing you can do to not get doxxed.
KF doesn't even record IP addresses. But it never hurts.
 
Boy, oh boy. I can't say that I've ever seen anyone turn being doxed into a lucrative (starting salary: 100K CAD) career before. Congratulations Lucas on becoming the first ever professional doxee :story: . Here I was thinking that this whole trash fire would remain more or less restricted to the Anglosphere, but a fluff piece found its way into a faguette French paper (Le Monde || Archive).

A big semper fidelis to all of the Kiwis who diligently archived all of the happenings while the farms wasn't accessible and to those who had the patience to sit through all of Lucas' streams (truly an exercise in stoicism). It's funny because most of this could have been avoided had Lucas kept away from minors. He still might have had a thread, but it would not have drawn as much of an audience and would have probably burned out once the ratios wore out their welcome.

Here is a brief PSA to clear things up for all of the Twitter lurkers reading this thread who still think that Keffals is being put on blast because of their gender identity:

Under NO circumstance is it appropriate for adults (trans, gay, black, white, "cishet" or otherwise) to interact with minors who they do not know over the Internet. This is especially true if there are no third party oversights, safe guards or mechanisms in place for the parents/guardians of those minors to hold those adults to account should something go wrong.

Leave kids alone. It is that simple. If someone finds the above to be some outrageous take, then as things are right now, there's really no helping them.

Damnit I read that as "Kermit The Frog" and got hyped thinking it was Jordan Peterson getting roped into this retardation.

That would be worthy of Phase 2.
Sadly, he did end up getting caught up in this mess:
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"Clean your penis, Bucko. Oh wait..."
Twitter || Archive
Twitter has since nuked Peterson's pinned tweet but luckily one of Keffals' fan boys tweeted the above screenshot (thanks, bro. lol, lmao even) of the ratio-ing.

Edit: Added archive link.
 
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