Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[FatalTater]

These people really think there’s no such thing as agency or free will.

If their followers ever realized that they have the freedom to say NO, turn away and not donate money? Well wouldn't that be awful.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

They might be dumb enough to think they can ask an ISP to disclose who used it so they can harass and torment bring justice to that person.

It would be funny if someone used a VPN so the location of the IP was where ever Lucas was

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

2spooki4me stuff, they'd get my IP and then what? What do you even compare it to or do with it?

It feels like floating bait without someone to reel it in if it makes sense. It's so badly put together that i cannot comprehend if it's really meant for KF users or just an excuse to have a donation link.

Why not both? Trying to grift more money while trying to dox evil Nazi kiwis.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Maybe it’s just me, but asking CF to leave so you can commit criminal acts to shut down a website seems like a really poor idea.

It’s like me telling the TSA to let me on a plane with a bomb but its justified because some dude from Israel called me fat.

Oh yeah the only thing Cloudflare contributes to the Farms' operation is DDOS protection, and Lucas wants it gone to illegally DDOS the Farms. Do he know how stupid and hypocritical he sounds?

By the way, to put this into perspective, the local VTuber thread still somehow has ~3x the amount of views. More people have come to the site for VTubers than for Lucas. I find that fact oddly hilarious.
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Man gets a small amount of attention on a niche forum with hundreds of other discussions going on and thinks he's the most popular man to ever live.

 

[AgendaPoster]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU MONSTERS

 

[Corgimentions]

i’m pretty sure the weight gain is because of his surgery. in his porn pics he looks significantly fatter after the surgery, his face especially.

His weight constantly yo-yos but sometimes I think it kinda looks more like kidney damage than actual fat. He looks like an old housemate of mine after he tried to unalive himself with meds. Also, can’t figure whether his hair is just awful and he decided to dye it pitch (almost blue!) black or it’s just a very, very cheap wig.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU MONSTERS

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Instead of self-defense kits, they could just do the following:
1. Quit grooming kids.
2. Quit being annoying.

Seems way easier than carrying mace and jumping-kicking old ladies who get visually disgusted when you change in front of them and a bunch of kids at the pool and the like.

 

[9Style]

Thread continues, and the hashtag spamming faggot is back...

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#We #are #gossip #forum #you #hashtag #faggot

I've seen people tweet the wikipedia article as an authoritative source on Kiwifarms. But once you investigate the admins/editors, you realize they are just activists like the journalists they cite.

 

[Violence King]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU MONSTERS

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WHO is attacking the troons??

Spoiler: SPOILER

 

[betamaxx]

Luke claims he had an assault rifle pointed at him by cops, a story tailored to dumbass Amerilards because that's not how Canadian police act, and they denied it as well. I certainly would believe a cop over a child molester.

I would be interested to see the police bodycam footage of the swatting if it ever became available for the public to see. Not sure if that is something the police can be asked to release or not.
I agree that the whole assault rifle in the face thing does not sound realistic at all for Canadian police.

 

[stalkerchild]

In these dark and trying times for the Farms I figured the users need a pick me up

in the ancient greek tragedies
the women were all played by a man
I guess that ain't hard to understand
it was a different time in a distant land
but nowadays it's one big gay parade
and no one seems to bat an eye
when kids can pick if they're a gal or a guy

you will never be a woman
cuz a woman has a womb, not a man
you can never be a woman
that's tough for some folks to understand
you will never be a woman
try as you might you look like cher not snow white
and while they take our rights away
you're up at night deciding if you're queer, bi or gay
or maybe, hey! go seize the day and throw those balls away
you will never be a woman
don't be mad you're a lad
you're adam not madam
is it that bad being a guy?
I don't mean to be rude
but you're still a dude

you'll never be a man
your hips don't lie cuz you weren't born a guy
you can never be a man
if even wikipedia tells me
you're still ellen not elliot
you'll never be a man
give it a rest get that fur off your chest
the feminine is magical
don't change it cuz they told you that it's fashionable
you'd have to be fanatical to throw your boobs away
you will never be a man
you're eve, you're not steve
please call the woke police
does that make you feel more like a man?
you can call me a pig and a prick
but you're still a chick

you'll never be a woman
cuz the world needs more men acting like men
you will never be a woman
we need fathers and fighters
to lead us and guide us
you'll never be a woman
no one's impressed, richard, take off that dress
the masculine is powerful
but they tell us that it's toxic and intolerable
they want us meek and malleable
so no one stands in their way
it's ok you're not a woman
it's great you're a mate
it's swell you're a gal
and it's lovely being alive
for the surface doesn't show what's deep inside
we were all born perfect souls, there's no need to hide

And Lucas no matter how hard you try, no matter how much money you grift, how many blue checkmarks you get, or all of journalists want want to preverbally blow you because the news day is slow, you will will always be known as the failed fetish groomer who wanted to make a quick buck farting to the camera and now get off crying into a camera because you have a victim complex. Now I'm a caring soul so I'll help you just this once.

Victim Mentality: 16 Signs and Tips to Deal with It

The victim mentality is more complex than it seems. Learn how to recognize it, the causes behind it, and how to deal with it in both yourself and others.

www.healthline.com

or

Noose Knot

Noose Knot.

www.animatedknots.com

I hope you choose the better option. I wont tell you the secret which one that is. It's up for you to decide.

I was really expecting this one:

 

[Meat Target]

Instead of self-defense kids, they could just do the following:
1. Quit grooming kids.
2. Quit being annoying.

Seems way easier than carrying mace and jumping-kicking old ladies who get visually disgusted when you change in front of them and a bunch of kids at the pool and the like.

So there's a reboot of "DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!" on deck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Instead of self-defense kits, they could just do the following:
1. Quit grooming kids.
2. Quit being annoying.

Seems way easier than carrying mace and jumping-kicking old ladies who get visually disgusted when you change in front of them and a bunch of kids at the pool and the like.

This site claims to not be a neo-Nazi forum and yet here's someone openly calling for Literal Genocide rather than for victims to fight back against Nazis just like in World War II.

 

[SassyDispatch]

His weight constantly yo-yos but sometimes I think it kinda looks more like kidney damage than actual fat. He looks like an old housemate of mine after he tried to unalive himself with meds. Also, can’t figure whether his hair is just awful and he decided to dye it pitch (almost blue!) black or it’s a very, very cheap wig.

I think the MATI podcast mentions he's addicted to pain meds. He's also probably on anti-depressants and is taking a shit load of estrogen.
The way that shit would fuck up your appetite and drain your energy so you don't do any physical activity. Not to mention the way hormones make you put on weight. Dude's body is probably an over-chemicalized fucking mess.

 

[betamaxx]

His axe wound will never completely dry up, it will always have an ongoing infection. I wonder if the sepsis in his troon blood is exacerbating his mental illness....
Just an hero already Lucas, it's time you become part of the 47%

I am still mentally scarred from Null's description of a putrid smelling bellybutton between the ol legs.

 

[gagabobo1997]

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It doesn't sound like murder and it's not murder though? And the goal isn't to end anyone's life?

The site says "team" a lot but the only person ever mentioned is Keffals including putting a bunch of his stupid faggot banners and graphics on it.

They take the kill counts seriously? lol, lmao even

 

[Violence King]

Dude's body is probably an over-chemicalized fucking mess.

Agenda 2030 Compliant Goyslop Golem
this is the ideal globalist body
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
sheeeeeeeeeeesh

 

[SenutiSolidus]

In these dark and trying times for the Farms I figured the users need a pick me up

in the ancient greek tragedies
the women were all played by a man
I guess that ain't hard to understand
it was a different time in a distant land
but nowadays it's one big gay parade
and no one seems to bat an eye
when kids can pick if they're a gal or a guy

you will never be a woman
cuz a woman has a womb, not a man
you can never be a woman
that's tough for some folks to understand
you will never be a woman
try as you might you look like cher not snow white
and while they take our rights away
you're up at night deciding if you're queer, bi or gay
or maybe, hey! go seize the day and throw those balls away
you will never be a woman
don't be mad you're a lad
you're adam not madam
is it that bad being a guy?
I don't mean to be rude
but you're still a dude

you'll never be a man
your hips don't lie cuz you weren't born a guy
you can never be a man
if even wikipedia tells me
you're still ellen not elliot
you'll never be a man
give it a rest get that fur off your chest
the feminine is magical
don't change it cuz they told you that it's fashionable
you'd have to be fanatical to throw your boobs away
you will never be a man
you're eve, you're not steve
please call the woke police
does that make you feel more like a man?
you can call me a pig and a prick
but you're still a chick

you'll never be a woman
cuz the world needs more men acting like men
you will never be a woman
we need fathers and fighters
to lead us and guide us
you'll never be a woman
no one's impressed, richard, take off that dress
the masculine is powerful
but they tell us that it's toxic and intolerable
they want us meek and malleable
so no one stands in their way
it's ok you're not a woman
it's great you're a mate
it's swell you're a gal
and it's lovely being alive
for the surface doesn't show what's deep inside
we were all born perfect souls, there's no need to hide

And Lucas no matter how hard you try, no matter how much money you grift, how many blue checkmarks you get, or all of journalists want want to preverbally blow you because the news day is slow, you will will always be known as the failed fetish groomer who wanted to make a quick buck farting to the camera and now get off crying into a camera because you have a victim complex. Now I'm a caring soul so I'll help you just this once.

Victim Mentality: 16 Signs and Tips to Deal with It

The victim mentality is more complex than it seems. Learn how to recognize it, the causes behind it, and how to deal with it in both yourself and others.

www.healthline.com

or

Noose Knot

Noose Knot.

www.animatedknots.com

I hope you choose the better option. I wont tell you the secret which one that is. It's up for you to decide.

how the fuck is this on youtube for almost a year.

 

[Jack Awful]

drain your energy so you don't do any physical activity

The low energy he gives off when streaming shows this is likely

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, YOU MONSTERS

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Uh oh, I sense some 41%s in the near future.