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Stupid Fucking Gaijin said:
This is a great collection of everything wrong with her with the potential to nuke her deadass off the Internet. This post is also an abhorrent display of incompetence and immaturity from OP and Null.
Absolutely no third party will see this and go "wow dude, Keffals is a piece of shit" because of how it looks like it's been written by an Internet troglodyte. Any curious outsider will be immediately discouraged from the toxic nature of the post (and forum) with its "haha gotcha" attitude and attempts to overly embellish the irony of it. Reading this looks like it was written by an 18+ politically incorrect 4kids announcer.
Ditch the transphobic remarks, refer to Sorrenti with her preferred pronouns and remove anything that isn't relevant. Don't make it an Elliot Rodgers manifesto, make it a compendium for fucks sake. The snark is so childishly cringeworthy.
Removing the doxx (at least from the first page) was a step into the right direction but it's too little too late. This forum is as good as dead and Keffals' massive ego will grow massive-erer. Josh's life will be ruined and he'll probably whine some more before doing something stupid like he whined about.

Since it's probably my last post before getting banned, let me get the funny Facebook dog picture going "bye" again
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Get ya thong out yo bussy, playa.
Registration being opened and closed constantly is evidence alone of this site growing so fast that management needs to carefully integrate the new users, and are actively doing so.
Clearly this forum isnt dead, but you already knew that.
 
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Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
Seriously. Being disagreed with isn't oppression or silencing and as soon as you accept that and move on your time at the Mango Ranch becomes so much better.
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If someone has a really high poz/neg ratio here, chances are they’re just saying what they think people in the thread want to hear. You don’t need a 99% react score. This isn’t eBay.
 
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Lester Jones said:
This dude draws young children to support Keffals the Groomer:
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He calls himself Sophie Labelle Verville, but you may call him Guillaume Labelle
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Are they fucking serious with this? Those comics are reaching post-ironic levels of awful.

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Stupid Fucking Gaijin said:
This is a great collection of everything wrong with her with the potential to nuke her deadass off the Internet. This post is also an abhorrent display of incompetence and immaturity from OP and Null.
Absolutely no third party will see this and go "wow dude, Keffals is a piece of shit" because of how it looks like it's been written by an Internet troglodyte. Any curious outsider will be immediately discouraged from the toxic nature of the post (and forum) with its "haha gotcha" attitude and attempts to overly embellish the irony of it. Reading this looks like it was written by an 18+ politically incorrect 4kids announcer.
Ditch the transphobic remarks, refer to Sorrenti with her preferred pronouns and remove anything that isn't relevant. Don't make it an Elliot Rodgers manifesto, make it a compendium for fucks sake. The snark is so childishly cringeworthy.
Removing the doxx (at least from the first page) was a step into the right direction but it's too little too late. This forum is as good as dead and Keffals' massive ego will grow massive-erer. Josh's life will be ruined and he'll probably whine some more before doing something stupid like he whined about.

Since it's probably my last post before getting banned, let me get the funny Facebook dog picture going "bye" again
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Lucas Roberts will always be male and no one cares about his worthless "preferred pronouns", freak.
Also, I'm an adult, transphobes should be the young girls having their spaces violated by autogynephilic male adults in the name of progress and inclusion.
No one over the age of 18 is actually scared of these dysgenic self-harm enthusiasts.
 
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SanicBlackMagic said:
BREAKING NEWS!

Troons out, keffals now lives in a CIA prison. A nigger runs his prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment him. He attempts to take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, he masturbated fantasizing about an underage boy named femboyfinance. He looked like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at his sister's wedding, keffals stuck his crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, keffals tried to get a dog to lick his dick. From 1998-2003, he fantasized about leading a femboy army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, keffals briefly imagined playing tag with a black girl, about 7-years-old. she reached for his mutilated crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and Keffals said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating femboys. In 1988, he cheated on his SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, he killed a CIA nigger RCMP mounty on purpose with his car. :-) In 1982, when he was 12, he babysat Kevin's kids. He changed his own diaper because he thought that was erotic. In 1975, when keffals was about the age five, his groomer Keith, put his penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when keith was about age seven, keffals got high on gas fumes and tried to suck his dick. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and keffals touched disks to each other's assholes.

Stay tuned for more updates as the story unfolds.
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Paul Keck at Xytex would be an excellent sock or alt account name.
 
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Dumb Bitch Smoothie said:
I posted about it in the KF Reviews thread, I didn't think it was too interesting because he's one of many.

He was upset about being kicked out of the Telegram for "speaking his mind"
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many? Maybe then a separate post that documents all his friends that are pedos.
If someone has one online friend that turns out to be a pedo, could be a coincidence, if 5 of friends are pedos that is not a good look.
If +10 of the friends are pedos that is very concerning and probably speaks about the persons character. It also opens up for questions like "why are so many of your friends xyz?".
 
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Stupid Fucking Gaijin said:
This is a great collection of everything wrong with her with the potential to nuke her deadass off the Internet. This post is also an abhorrent display of incompetence and immaturity from OP and Null.
Absolutely no third party will see this and go "wow dude, Keffals is a piece of shit" because of how it looks like it's been written by an Internet troglodyte. Any curious outsider will be immediately discouraged from the toxic nature of the post (and forum) with its "haha gotcha" attitude and attempts to overly embellish the irony of it. Reading this looks like it was written by an 18+ politically incorrect 4kids announcer.
Ditch the transphobic remarks, refer to Sorrenti with her preferred pronouns and remove anything that isn't relevant. Don't make it an Elliot Rodgers manifesto, make it a compendium for fucks sake. The snark is so childishly cringeworthy.
Removing the doxx (at least from the first page) was a step into the right direction but it's too little too late. This forum is as good as dead and Keffals' massive ego will grow massive-erer. Josh's life will be ruined and he'll probably whine some more before doing something stupid like he whined about.

Since it's probably my last post before getting banned, let me get the funny Facebook dog picture going "bye" again
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You seem to not know what Kiwi Farms is and what we do. Posts like this isn't a bannable offense. In fact, we encourage you to post more like this, since you will also provide us with bountiful amounts of entertainment as you cry on the forums about us pointing out Keffal's grooming track record.

The fact that you've taken the time to reeee at our forums shows that this forum isn't dead and it is important to retards like you who seem to bitch like moronic Karens demanding shit to be shut down. Newsflash, mentally damaged freak, you will never shut this down no matter how much you jump up and down like a spoiled little child.

Here's a little tidbit of knowledge for you:

This is a forum about laughing at retards on the internet. You have every right to be a retard on the internet. We have every right to laugh at you.
 
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Are we still on about Null secretly being a troon? I thought the agreed-upon pairing was KeffalsxRalph.
Clint's Burden said:
Moreover, we're not activists. We're a mostly self-contained drama forum that's not for everyone, hence the particular verbiage. This stuff is exclusively for us, the last remnants of a callous and hilarious internet and it's not for everyone else.
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Adding on to this, even if we sanitised everything in this thread, we'd still get flack from TRAs because we're the ebil kwifrms and that the polite veneer is to lure unsuspecting normies into a false sense of security to turn them into transphobes who want to literally genocide the poor twans who didn't do anything wrong with stealing their female family members' clothes or stopping poor innocent children from illegally procuring that sweet sweet boyjuice and titty skittles.
 
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