Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

When will Juliana become bedbound? As of January 2022

  • Within 3 months

    Votes: 33 4.3%
  • Within 6 months

    Votes: 118 15.4%
  • Within a year

    Votes: 206 26.9%
  • Within 3 years

    Votes: 140 18.3%
  • Never

    Votes: 21 2.7%
  • Shes already there

    Votes: 247 32.3%

  • Total voters
    765
You can wash sheets in a bathtub. You fill the bathtub up to about fifteen centimetres, add soap, add sheets, and then get into the bath and stomp like your father used to do when he discovered that one of the kids had eaten the last biscuit. Then you drain the tub, refill, stomp again. Do that three or four times and you have clean sheets. Generally takes about forty minutes, depending on how dedicated you are. The biggest problem is getting enough water squeezed out of the sheets so you can pick them up and hang them out on the line, because they're bloody heavy when they're soaking wet. Nobody needs a washing machine, and nobody needs a laundromat. They're just really convenient.

That said, washing laundry by hand (or foot) is a bitch and I personally decline to do it unless I'm desperate. I'm not sure Corissia or Juliana are physically capable of standing up long enough to do the laundry stomp, let alone hanging laundry on a line. In my country basements aren't a thing, so the laundry room ends up being at the back of the house, near the clothesline. There are laundromats where I am, but they mainly get used when it's been raining for more than a few days, and no one can use their clotheslines to dry so they need a dryer.

I've spent time in laundromats when I could afford the fee but not the cost of a machine for myself. I've never been in one that isn't manky and dirty. I can't understand why anyone would want to use one when they can afford their own machines.
Julianna is likely not physically capable of lifting her leg high enough to step into the tub, so that's a non-starter. I think Corissa is extremely unlikely to willingly engage in any household cleaning tasks, but she could probably heave herself into the bathtub. The extended stomping up and down, though, especially with nothing solid to hold on to and the added resistance provided by the water, would probably end in disaster. Hilarious disaster.

I'm honestly having trouble trying to wrap my mind around their not having a washer and dryer. Deathfat hygiene issues aside, Corissa REALLY doesn't strike me as the type to use a shared laundry facility, much less an actual laundromat, without complaining. Speaking as a person who just got a washer a couple weeks ago, even the most meticulously maintained laundromats really are disgusting.

That post by lynnlynnette is killing me. "Thank you so much to gorilla tits Juliana for encouraging me to give up all hope that I could have a functioning body and teaching me to just lean into my extreme gluttony and laziness. I am so thankful to zim for being the size of an actual tent, unable to wipe or clean zimself, yet still posing by the pool like ze is not basically a lumbering corpse on borrowed time. Truly an inspiration."
I'm completely mesmerized by ol' lynnlynette's head. It's so perfectly egg shaped. Also, Julianna looks fucking AWFUL in those photos. I'm sticking with Jen Armstrong in the death pool, but only out of a sense of fair play. Jesus Christ, Julianna is barely 30 years old. Her appearance is shocking.

Awfully presumptuous of you to assume they wear underwear everyday.
You are, of course, completely correct, and I hate you for pointing out my error. ❤️
 
Butt why?

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It’s mind blowing that they buy expensive clothing and other luxury items when they don’t have a washer and dryer. Or at the very least a washer and a clothesline. It has nothing to do with privilege in their case, it’s that they don’t prioritize basics.

Then again, the washer dryer in a house that age is usually in the basement. I wonder if it’s a mobility thing more than a money thing.
I wonder if either their new washer/dryer are on backorder or the parts to fix one they already own are. Large appliances have been absolutely fucked by supply chain issues + increased demand from everyone upgrading and moving during the pandemic. Maybe it’s gotten better since then but my dryer broke in january, couldn’t be fixed, and I had to wait months for a new one to come.

You’d think a clothesline would fit right in with Corissa’s weird trashy nudist farmer/“homesteader” aesthetic too…
 
This was literally the highlight of the whole camp, a group ass pic with J looking like a fucking giant bag of potatoes in the corner.

Edit: that's not even J :story: two 500 lb monsters
Now that you mention it, where is J? All the other campers are having fun fun fun being unabashedly FAT AND EMPOWERED, but I don't see J in the photo. Did a stray fatphobic remark hit her in the moneymaker, or what?

Also, I can't be the only one noticing a distinct lack of melanin among the campers, right? That makes the headless golliwog keychains even weirder.
 
Now that you mention it, where is J? All the other campers are having fun fun fun being unabashedly FAT AND EMPOWERED, but I don't see J in the photo. Did a stray fatphobic remark hit her in the moneymaker, or what?

Also, I can't be the only one noticing a distinct lack of melanin among the campers, right? That makes the headless golliwog keychains even weirder.
But but but they got all those black lady keychains! I bet all of them scrambled to grab the darkest ones.
 
Now that you mention it, where is J? All the other campers are having fun fun fun being unabashedly FAT AND EMPOWERED, but I don't see J in the photo. Did a stray fatphobic remark hit her in the moneymaker, or what?

Also, I can't be the only one noticing a distinct lack of melanin among the campers, right? That makes the headless golliwog keychains even weirder.
They had one black camper so therefore it's totally okay and couldn't be seen as offensive to blacks who have no idea what the fuck that is.
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I love how nobody could be bothered to move the crumpled up towel out of the shot. I guess that would have been too much work.
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That is the saddest barbecue plate I've seen in my life.
Lmao, imagine living in Kansas and not serving grilled corn on the cob for barbecue day.
 
They had one black camper so therefore it's totally okay and couldn't be seen as offensive to blacks who have no idea what the fuck that is.
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I love how nobody could be bothered to move the crumpled up towel out of the shot. I guess that would have been too much work.
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That is the saddest barbecue plate I've seen in my life.
Lmao, imagine living in Kansas and not serving grilled corn on the cob for barbecue day.
It just all looks unappetizing, like mushy and watery. At any rate, you know this was plate #1 of 3.
 
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